The answers for everything Podcast

Hey everyone, This week April and Mr. Clay go through an internet provided top 10 list of TV sitcoms over the last 30 years. They countdown from the 10th all the way to the top spot of #1 and give little tidbits of info on the shows as they are revealed   Questions that get answered this week: Which character from Cheers had a spinoff that only lasted 13 episodes? What is Simpsons known for other than its longevity and ability to predict the future? What is the internet’s #1 choice of sitcom over the last 30 years? What theme song woke a man from his coma? "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

Welcome back Knowitalls. This week Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay each bring up a news story. Somehow this leads to discussions about little boys turning into transformers, Russians with extremely long legs, Jeeps submerged in rivers, car cigarette lighters, navigating the Bering Strait, stink bombs, Thanksgiving traditions in the Charlie Ray household and how artificial intelligence will soon take over. Enjoy the wild ride and don’t forget to track down a can of instant ass in order to save yourself from a speeding ticket or two.   Questions that get answered this week: What are the names of the 2 islands in the Bering Strait that are owned by Russia and the USA? What length are the world’s longest legs? What is the worst thing ever to happen at a Thanksgiving dinner with family? Why is Charlie Ray researching his family genealogy? "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-  

Welcome back Knowitalls. This week Mr. Clay and April talk about the 90’s. They start the conversation with Jurassic park lip balm and pagers and keep going to landlines and cartoons. They even compare prices from now to their 90’s counterparts (eggs, gas, milk, movie tickets and cigarettes) They sway a little bit into recent movies, expired milk problems, egg storage in Europe, elementary school science fairs and the difficulties in trying to get a job for Coca Cola. Questions that get answered this week: What was a great chicken strip batter but a terrible cereal? Is April a big meat eater? What doesn’t work on Mr. Clay’s iPad anymore? Why did April give away cigarettes as a teenager? What does Mr. Clay declare as the pinnacle of all cartoons? "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

Episode 105: I guess they could put anything inside of her April and Mr. Clay are hosting this week and they dive into personal and not so personal airport security, experiences. This week we all learn about expired passports, extra screening, wedding gifts, when and where to NOT use video recording equipment, deceased people on flights and how easy it was to cross border travel in the 90’s. Questions that get answered this week: What did Mr. Clay do when his travel partner discovered that they had an expired passport the day before their trip? Has Mr. Clay ever NOT been a selfish person? Where did April get extra screening done? How bad did Mr. Clay damage his rental car in Ireland? What is one of Air Travel’s grey areas? "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

Mr. Clay and April open up about their work environments and how they both react to being the new hire. They talk about doing laundry at work, how to train their kids to have a proper morning routine and just how many bases there are when figuring out how far they have gotten with a member of the opposite sex.   Questions that get answered this week: Does April try to be invisible when she starts a new job? What does Mr. Clay take seriously? What are the 2 reasons why Mr. Clay’s kids won’t be able to sneak out of the house? Did April ever have a job that gave her Daddy issues? How many bases past 3rd has Mr. Clay gone with a woman? Does April think that she has an accent?   "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

  Charlie Ray stops by for some discussion on Plant based nuggets and the re-naming of a creepy insect. Along with that, the show teaches you some facts on Italian food options and many other useless things. Questions that get answered this week: How many Mcdonalds are there in Germany? Why change the name of an already, named bug? Where does Charlie Ray go for really good seafood? What is the human experience about? Are there Dominos pizza places in Italy? "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

  April and Mr. Clay talk about 10 very odd phobias. From the fear of chins to the fear of having peanut butter stuck to the roof of your mouth. The conversation slowly steers away from phobias and turns to dog and cat calendars, friends with no imagination, dancing at work, food allergies, jars of Goober and singing along to Disney’s Beauty and the Beast. Questions that get answered this week: Is dick-a-phobia a thing? What phobia does Mr. Clay think is vampire related? What does Mr. Clay enjoy about the Cora’s restaurant chain? How does April mostly eat her peanut butter? How did Mr. Clay almost kill his daughter? "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

April and Mr. Clay go over a top 10 list that focuses on little known facts about hotels. The hosts talk about personal hotel experiences (good and bad) while throwing in some stories about new math, hot chicks on airplanes, late night Subway orders, flight upgrades and the mysterious babushka lady in the window seat. Questions that get answered this week: What did Weber take to satisfy his thirst on a NYC to Seattle flight? Was there a hair in the mole on the Babushka lady? Does “No Vacancy” actually mean “ No Vacancy”? When is a church parking lot safer than a hotel room? Is it safe to lick a cold sore? Are Disney Princes decent people? "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

This week is one to be celebrated as the AFE podcast releases their 100th episode. Get comfortable because it's time to pop in those air pods and grab a snack while you listen to the 5 hosts tell stories that will hopefully leave a lasting impression. Five hosts? Yep, you read that right. On this week's show we have Dora, Charlie Ray, April, Mr. Clay and Josh here to take you on one journey after another. What topics are they going to cover? Well, here is a brief list of what gets discussed this week:How to get even with a stupid coworker, uncontrollable orgasms, winning carnival prizes, phone sex operators, GILF's, DILF's, MILF's, Carney cemeteries, 70's porn stars, Craigslist sex adverts, conga lines, police chases, homeless friends, driving in foreign countries without a license, neighbors with special needs, work place Christmas parties, bribing police officers, British growlers and the best best way to invite someone to play naked Nintendo plus much, much, much more. Questions that get answered this week. 1) How much does it cost to bribe a cop in the Southern States?2) What is your pay called when you work as a Carney?3) Did Mr. Clay and his friends ever get to play naked Nintendo?4) What did April leave in the door panel cup holder in her boyfriend's car?5) What criteria does Dora look for when estimating a man's penis size?6) Is it possible to pee, poop and vomit at the same time? "Nobody will be inspired by what we do"-Teapot-

This is another week of Mr. Clay and April discussing things that they find on the internet. This episode is all about judging whether or not someone is an asshole based off of their actions and decision making abilities. The conversations revolve around weddings, family dinners, cheaters, political fanatics, crappy in-laws and best friends of the opposite sex. Questions that get answered this week: How many 9 year olds would it take to drop April or Mr. Clay in a fight? Did Mr. Clay learn important things from the older boys while growing up in his neighborhood? What are some unspoken rules for dating? Why does Peter hating getting emails from Mr. Pewterschmidt?   "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

This week brings Mr. Clay and April out to discuss their past and present New Years Eve plans. April brings us some hangover tips and stories of some unfortunate NYE stories. They discuss lactose free things, Mukbangs, gaining weight for love and way too many other things. Questions that get answered this week: What does April’s kid suffer with from time to time? Which colored booze is better for a smaller hangover? What is a mukbang? What is April trying really hard not to be?   "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes. Christmas is all around me and so the feeling grows. It's written in the wind, it's everywhere I go... This week is a special Christmas episode with April and Mr. Clay talking about all things Christmas. From mole removal, huge testicles, bad Christmas gifts, tooth fairy fails and underwear layers; It's a holiday extravaganza.   Questions that get answered this week: 1) What ruined Christmas for April? 2) How do the Disney parks redecorate between seasons? 3) Does April shop like a woman? 4) How many pairs of underwear does Mr. Clay wear at a time? And why? 5) What can't April fit in her mouth?   "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

April joins the show this week and we play a game of "Marry one, bang one, kill one." Much respect to April for making the hard decisions between marrying ex-husbands, making love to her uncle, receiving dick pics from an old high school crush, threesomes with Bert and Ernie and killing her future self.   Questions that get answered this week:   1) How many times has April been married?  2) What would April's daughter write as a forward to a future novel written by April? 3) What is in abundance outside of the 7-11 in April's home town? 4) Who is the guest of honor appearing with April in her Only Fans?   "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

Thanksgiving has arrived in the USA and this week we talk about the Canadian and USA differences celebrating the same holiday. We look at the historical beginnings of this holiday and what it meant to each of us while growing up. Somehow we manage to throw in some talk about the Atari 2600, Dutch Rudders, Kim Kardashian, Halloween candy, green poop, Pinto beans and pork chops. Questions that get answered this week: What 7-11 item made Mr. Clay’s poop green this week? What food did Charlie Ray’s dad can’t get enough of? How boring was the farm that Charlie Ray’s grandparents live on? Who the hell is Martin Frobisher? "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

This week Mr. Clay is joined by the lovely April. She spends the entire episode asking him some “Would you rather?” questions with the hope that she can get to know him better. April quickly realizes that she may have bitten off more than she could chew. The questions range from stegosaurus penises and random super powers to orgasm noises and shape-shifting tattoos.   Questions that get answered this week: Are Grandmas strangers to butt stuff? Where is the most inappropriate place to get aroused? What does Mr. Clay want to change his name to? Whose cousin does April wanna smash? "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-