The answers for everything Podcast

This week Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray review some odd news from around the world. The stories range from humans pooping on neighbor’s lawns and cocaine infused baby wipes to lead-weighted fish and the McRib farewell tour. Questions that get answered this week: What exactly was the Mad Pooper doing to be news worthy? How does one plan to scam to win a $28,000 fishing derby prize? How much sex is Charlie Ray getting these days? "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

This week Charlie Ray answers a series of “Would you rather?” questions and we find out just how Charlie chooses between Elon Musk, Aubrey Plaza, syphilis, Harvey Weinstein, car door mishaps involving the penis and a whole bunch of other very odd things.. Questions that get answered this week: What is sounding? What is Mr. Clay’s safe word? How much is the estimated cost of a slave from Libya? What did the grade six, kid throw at Mr. Clay’s face when he was in grade 3? "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

Dora and Mr. Clay start this week by chatting about a news story regarding farting on airplanes. Mr. Clay talks about his experience with rude people at airports and how to make the best of a flight cancellation. There is some talk about parenting in the year 2022 as well as some discussion on Orgy invites, Ewok village hotels and the cost of a feeding a teenager. Questions that get answered this week: Is charcoal underwear a thing? How does Mr. Clay roll when it comes to travel? Would Dora like shopping with her Grandma while staring directly at her face? Were they all in fact going to the same place? "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay chime in on their board game collections and favorite games from their childhood. Seeing as there isn’t much substance to the topic they immediately veer toward discussing their desire to move to the Tropics of Asia. Questions that get answered this week: When or where is it too inconvenient for spontaneous sex? What is a solid Strategy for playing risk? What has Charlie Ray started to do since the pandemic hit? "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

Dora and Mr. Clay spend some chatting about Superhero costumes, crackheads at the work place and plumbing classes. Mr. Clay dwells on a drunk, couple in his lobby and the reason why he had to sterilize the place after they left. Dora responds with the infinite knowledge of seeing debauchery and cops tazing customers when she worked at bar. They sprinkle in a few stories about STD’s, parking lot fairs and wiping from back to front. Questions that get answered this week: What specifically, does Dora go to the fair to eat? Who calls Dora twice a month for advice? What has Mr. Clay given away to many people in his surrounding towns? "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

Welcome back Knowitalls! After about a month away the AFE podcast is back with a new episode.  This week Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay talk up a storm about the current airline mask mandates between their respective countries (as well as the ones in The UK). You will hear about the exciting things that were witnessed in the Dublin airport in regard to how the Irish people handle your luggage while travelling. There is a brief discussion about threesomes and the greatness that comes out of having the session recorded. Enjoy. Questions that get answered this week: 1) Why are bags going missing in the Dublin airport? 2) How many times has Charlie Ray contracted Covid-19? 3) What is Mr. Clay willing to do in order to get a free ride down the highway? 4) Did that guy actually need his mobile scooter?   "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

Dora the Distroya visits the show and we chat about about winter work VS summer work, TV and movies, Generation Z kids in the work place and the drivers of East coast Canada. Questions that get answered this week: 1) Why does Dora's kid not get invited out after work? 2) Where did Mr. Clay find a sweet porn stash as a kid? 3) What's Dora's favourite TV show right now? 4) What did Mr. Clay recently accomplish with a Q-Tip?   "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

Dora the Distroya visits the show and we chat about about winter work VS summer work, TV and movies, Generation Z kids in the work place and the drivers of East coast Canada.   Questions that get answered this week: 1) Why does Dora's kid not get invited out after work? 2) Where did Mr. Clay find a sweet porn stash as a kid? 3) What's Dora's favourite TV show right now? 4) What did Mr. Clay recently accomplish with a Q-Tip?   "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

Thanks for checking out the conclusion to last week’s show. Enjoy as Charlie Ray beams in from the USA for a chat about his current relationship, all while Mr. Clay chats about his past relationship with Chabookie Mike. They talk about renting a Tesla as well as the current state of the stock market. Charlie Ray gives pointers for online dating and Mr. Clay has some great stories about The Starlight and The Desert Inn from his home town.  Questions that get answered over the next 2 weeks: What is Mr. Clay’s going rate for 3 guys to have their way with him? What teenage story did Mr. Clay forget about until just recently? Does Chabookie Mike try and groom Mr. Clay? Does Charlie Ray consider himself a historically handsome man? Are oil changes exclusive to machinery? What is Charlie Ray’s secret move on a date? What has Charlie Ray learned about himself after this last round of online dating? What is Mr. Clay’s culinary expertise when it comes to making breakfast? "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

For the next 2 episodes, Charlie Ray beams in from the USA for a chat about his current relationship, all while Mr. Clay chats about his past relationship with Chabookie Mike. They talk about renting a Tesla as well as the current state of the stock market. Charlie Ray gives pointers for online dating and Mr. Clay has some great stories about The Starlight and The Desert Inn from his home town.    Questions that get answered over the next 2 weeks: What is Mr. Clay’s going rate for 3 guys to have their way with him? What teenage story did Mr. Clay forget about until just recently? Does Chabookie Mike try and groom Mr. Clay? Does Charlie Ray consider himself a historically handsome man? Are oil changes exclusive to machinery? What is Charlie Ray’s secret move on a date? What has Charlie Ray learned about himself after this last round of online dating? What is Mr. Clay’s culinary expertise when it comes to making breakfast? "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

Thanks for joining us for Part 2 as we talk to Lexi about her journey from a divorcee to a magical unicorn in the swinging circle. Her story starts from discovering her sexual orientation to 100% owning her sexual liberation. She gives us her first impressions/experiences of sex clubs, swinger parties, paddles, photography, sponsorship and building a lube swimming pool. Lexi gives us intimate details about sex dungeons, kink threshold, lube parties, paint parties, pegging, sex swings and women having the abilities of a super soaker. Sit back and enjoy this delicious journey of one woman’s sexual conquests and self love. Questions that get answered over the next 2 weeks:   How did Lexi first learn of her attraction to the same sex?? What does “Sponsership” mean? What was Lexi’s ultimate goal on her sexual journey? What exactly is a Unicorn? What happens if a Sponsorship goes sideways? Is the lifestyle good for everyone? Does Lexi keep this side of her as a secret or do her friends and family know about it? "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

For the next 2 episodes we have a special guest (Lexi) who joins the show to chat about her journey from a housewife in a broken marriage to a magical unicorn in the swinging circle. Her story starts from discovering her sexual orientation to 100% owning her sexual liberation. She gives us her first impressions/experiences of sex clubs, swinger parties, paddles, photography, sponsorship and building a lube swimming pool. Lexi gives us intimate details about sex dungeons, kink threshold, lube parties, paint parties, pegging, sex swings and women having the abilities of a super soaker. Sit back and enjoy this delicious journey of one woman’s sexual conquests and self love.   Questions that get answered over the next 2 weeks: How did Lexi first learn of her attraction to the same sex?? What does “Sponsership” mean? What was Lexi’s ultimate goal on her sexual journey? What exactly is a Unicorn? What happens if a Sponsorship goes sideways? Is the lifestyle good for everyone? Does Lexi keep this side of her as a secret or do her friends and family know about it? "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

This week we finish up part 2 of our episode where we talk all about worldwide items from McDonald’s. Charlie Ray grabs some USA limited McNugget dips which leads to Mr. Clay talking about playing Playstation and ordering beer all while sitting in a McDonald’s in Switzerland. Enjoy as you learn about weird items at McDonald’s from Belgium, The UK, France, Italy, Greece, Germany, Switzerland, Mexico, Sweden, Norway, Estonia, Canada and the USA. Questions that get answered this week: Where can you go to get an apple pie blended into your Milkshake? What are Schokobällchen and where can you get some? Why do the McDonald’s fries taste different in the UK? When did Mr. Clay first experience McDonald’s EASYORDER? "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

This week is the first part where we talk all about worldwide items from McDonald’s. Charlie Ray grabs some USA limited McNugget dips which leads to Mr. Clay talking about playing Playstation and ordering beer all while sitting in a McDonald’s in Switzerland. Enjoy as you learn about weird items at McDonald’s from Belgium, The UK, France, Italy, Greece, Germany, Switzerland, Mexico, Sweden, Norway, Estonia, Canada and the USA.   Questions that get answered this week: Where can you go to get an apple pie blended into your Milkshake? What are Schokobällchen and where can you get some? Why do the McDonald’s fries taste different in the UK? When did Mr. Clay first experience McDonald’s EASYORDER?   "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

The final clips show from season one is upon us.  The first part of the show has Teapot and Mr. Clay talk about domestic abuse, nipple extensions, lighting people on fire and Germany's self serve hotels. The midsection is where Tara D and Mr. Clay discuss the signs and symptoms that led Tara to her cancer diagnosis. In act 3, the hosts bring it all together with Teapot and Mr. Clay chatting about bathroom rituals, squirt cheese and the gloriousness of the Swedish pear milkshake.   The clips from this show can be found in the following episodes. Episode 2: The Swedish pear milkshake Episode 19: I would like a nipple extension Episode 50: Ignore it and it will go away   "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-