The answers for everything Podcast show

The answers for everything Podcast

Summary: If you have a question, we have the answer. Give us a listen and exchange some of your free time for a little bit of humor and hopefully some education. Topics range from travel and ghost stories, bodily functions to literature and relationship woes to business planning. No topic is too out there and no question is ever wrong. Join Teapot, Mr. Clay, Dora the Distroya, Charlie Ray and April as they take you on adventures with stories relating to the weekly topics. - - - - “Nobody will be inspired by what we do” -Teapot-

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 As a young boy, I always wanted to be a ninja | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 45:12

Top of  the morning to the Knowitalls. This week the boys learn and teach a few things to each other about Saint Patrick’s day. From a quick history of Saint Patrick’s youth and all the way up to his death with the tiniest bit of  the in between stuff. The episode continues with a news story about doing a good deed and finishes with Charlie Ray’s observation about the bathroom stalls at the Kansas City airport.   Questions that get answered this week: What is the relationship between snakes and St. Patrick’s day? What is the emerald isle of the Caribbean? What is "drowning the shamrock" mean? Did Mr. Clay poop with friends?   "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

 Meet me in the back, I need some schnitz | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:06:25

Welcome back Knowitalls. This week brings Charlie Ray, Mr. Clay and Josh together for a threesome of deep conversation about shingles, Urban Dictionary, a recent road trip by one of the hosts, Lee’s chicken, KFC popcorn chicken bowls, New York Fries and chili dogs. Sit back and enjoy and don’t forget to share the show with your friends.   Questions that get answered this week: What is schnitz? What part of the goat will Charlie Ray be willing to eat? What has Charlie Ray only done twice in his life? Did Dairy queen once have loaded fries?   "Fucking rural Saskatchewan internet" -April-

 Teenage girls Dutch Ovening themselves | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:49:03

Good day Knowitalls. This week starts off with glorious conversation as Josh, Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay talk about Jedi mind tricks, tools used for touching oneself and the skill level of Ava Devine as she dispenses Skittles. Enjoy as the talk progresses to Burger joints, Coke freestyle, having a structured lifestyle vs not and ending the show with some Urban dictionary and information about dildos.   Questions that get answered this week: What does Josh flick really hard? What and where was Paul’s drive in? Who exposed themselves to Charlie Ray in his own living room? What does Mr. Clay use as a form of birth control? How long have humans been using dildos? "I would raw dog anyway”             -Josh-

 I know I’m not their target audience | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 39:54

Welcome back Knowitalls. Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay spend the bulk of this show talking about what they think is the downfall of the current superhero movie genre. They finish the show conversing about the USA military advertising logic as well as action figures that have removable bras and panties.   Questions that get answered this week: Does Charlie Ray like Ezra Miller as the Flash? Did Mr. Clay like Fox's X-Men movies? Are Toy collectors Mr. Clay’s people? What will Charlie Ray pay to see The Marvels movie?   "I’ve had a slice" -Mr. Clay-

 He was pushing Chapstick nuggets | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:04:02

This week on the AFE podcast: Josh joins Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray so that they can talk about a research chart that measures the amount of times in a week that a European goes poop. It is all broken down by country and the findings are quite surprising and somewhat mysterious. There is some talk about poutine, flight delays, and bathroom rituals.   Questions that get answered this week: What is a KFC wet nap? What surprise gift did Mr. Clay give Charlie Ray? What European country poops more than any other? What is the average weight of a poop? Why does Mr. Clay wear condoms 24/7?   "My small, inadequate penis created 3 beings" -Josh-

 I wouldn’t have it any other way | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 41:53

This week on the AFE podcast: Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray chat about sneezing mishaps, a very weird method of birth control, the Sears catalogue lingerie, nightgowns with caps and candle holders, dinner plates and Pokemon.   Questions that get answered this week: Can sneezing rip holes in your windpipe? How does Charlie Ray try and take a screenshot of the universe? How fast does semen shoot from a human body? Can adhesive be used as a form of birth control?   "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

 Special Ed and the twins | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 56:11

Good day podcast friends. Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray bring you stories and opinions on quite a few topics this week. Enjoy as they cover ground on Canada’s cold weather snap, bed building, dating for free food, immigration and Only Fans, Urban Dictionary, Dawson’s creek and Saved by the bell.   Questions that get answered this week: How much money has Charlie Ray spent on wooing women yet still not getting laid? What are Arabian Goggles? How many fingers mapped out Charlie Ray’s prostate? What snapped off while Mr. Clay was using it?   "Fucking rural Saskatchewan internet" -April-

 You ask a lot of weird questions | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:48:34

Welcome back Knowitalls. This week Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay talk about abandoned properties, the garbage that Tim Hortons sells, remote work spaces, Star Trek, sex with conjoined twins, naked guys in Bass Pro shops (and on Disney rides), doors blowing out of airplanes mid flight, perpetual farting, Katt Williams and Dairy Queen.   Questions that get answered this week: What is a trap house? What franchise does Mr. Clay despise? Is Charlie Ray a city or country boy? What is a FUPA?   "I don’t know how you and me are gonna end up doing our own Tug video" -Charlie Ray-

 Hot, wet and disappointed | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:17:17

Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray record a “shoot the shit” episode on New Year’s Eve.  They chat about winter weather, jelqing, losing body parts only to be replaced Go-Go-Gadget style. Mr. Clay discusses Lucky Charms pancake mix, pizza rolls and current TV shows he is watching. Charlie Ray enlightens the listener with the contents of Amazon packages in his bedroom, gas station sex and having an infinite bag of money.   Questions that get answered this week: How big does Charlie Ray want his schlong to be? What did Charlie Ray buy for himself a week before Christmas? Does Charlie Ray consider himself the Paragon of Party? Where did Charlie Ray lose his virginity?   "My small, inadequate penis created 3 beings" -Josh-

 My small, inadequate penis created 3 beings | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 03:01:36

The hosts get drunk on Christmas Eve and talk about everything and anything that they can think of. Sit back for a 3 hour tour about Only Fans, mixing alcoholic drinks, online dating, butter tarts, Nanaimo bars, The Empire state building, chainsaw blades, flammable snacks, horse semen, dating a married woman, The Exo-squad, doing dabs, cross border shopping, mushroom trips with Amber Heard and Johnny Depp, Ozzy Osborne concerts and axe throwing.   There is a lot more packed into this episode than listed here so if you are looking for a topic that you don’t see from the list above… it’s probably here somewhere.   Questions that get answered this week:   What is Om training? How long has Josh been a Pyro? Why is Charlie Ray a dirty dog? Who is the master of making Jell-O shots? How many vehicles did Josh smash into at a Police roadblock? What is Josh’s promise to the listener?   "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

 A hog like yours can’t be contained by anything but a garbage bag | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:21:35

The hosts would also like to give a shout out to their German fans (fan?) who have been giving AFE Podcast a whole bunch of their free time to the show. Much love goes out to our German friends. This week Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay give you a glimpse into gay sex in the senate building, airplane arrests, bypassing security, smashing TV’s in the park, the burdens of having a huge wang, nice aliens VS mean aliens, free seats on planes and horse bukkake.   Questions that get answered this week: What is everyone fascinated with? Has Charlie Ray seen the movie “Bad moms”? How many inches long is Charlie Ray’s penis? Where did Charlie Ray lose his virginity?   "I’ve had a slice" -Mr. Clay-

 What the hell is a gunt? | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 44:08

Welcome back Knowitalls. This week’s episode is just Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay shooting the shit about the loudness police, the Star Wars Disney hotel, Rick and Morty and bathroom anomalies. The hosts would also like to give a shout out to their German fans (fan?) who have been giving AFE Podcast a whole bunch of their free time to the show. Much love goes out to our German friends.   Questions that get answered this week: What grazed Mr. Clay’s nut? Is Mr. Clay’s butthole a wizard? What does Charlie ray wanna see from middle aged British women? What is the Austin maneuver?   "I don’t know how you and me are gonna end up doing our own Tug video" -Charlie Ray-

 Whipped out his dong in the middle of the sidewalk | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 41:49

This week the hosts talk about BBQ sauce, nuggets and fry sauce. Mr. Clay tells Charlie Ray about the new (Canadian only) KFC, holiday chicken sandwich. They express their feelings on a few internet videos they watched recently and then end the show with news stories about a sex addicted King and really weird wedding. The hosts would also like to give a shout out to their German fans (fan?) who have been giving AFE Podcast a whole bunch of their free time listening to the show. Much love goes out to our German friends. What does Mr. Clay wish was sold in smaller, multi pack sizes? Where did Charlie Ray’s dad take him when he turned 16? Would Charlie Ray date a girl that wants him to call her “Mommy” while they smash? Can you have a KFC themed wedding?   "I’ve had a slice" -Mr. Clay-

 Graham crapper crust | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:03:25

Welcome back Knowitalls. This week the hosts let you in on their desires when it comes to limited edition offerings from restaurants and what to avoid when handing in a resume Listen and learn about the Burger Family, head chefs, deep fried side items, pie crust desserts and cream soda differences between Canada and the USA.   Questions that get answered this week: Is Charlie Ray a fan of Pumpkin pie? Why does Mr. Clay go to work? Who is Rene Arend? What amazing things did Rene Arend create? Why did Mr. Clay get free suckers in California?   "I don’t know how you and me are gonna end up doing our own Tug video" -Charlie Ray-

 I knew it wasn’t a nut problem | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 48:46

Good day Knowitalls. This week the hosts chat about Zoe Kravitz, Magic Mike, Alpha males, recording tug videos and windshield wiper repairs. This leads (naturally) into comparing vehicle ownership histories with each other and ends with Charlie Ray defining some Urban Dictionary terms.   Questions that get answered this week: How many Brand new cars have Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay owned in their lives? What is Charlie Ray’s strategy on his car ownership? Why do you need a nice car? What does Mr. Clay do that makes Charlie Ray get hard? What is a Jell-o Mixer?   "I don’t know how you and me are gonna end up doing our own Tug video" -Charlie Ray-

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