The answers for everything Podcast

Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray sit down and talk about Colombian Hippos, Danish drug dealers, unique pregnancies, The Urban dictionary, Floridian teachers and the bathroom at Charlie Ray’s workplace.   Questions that get answered this week: What goes with peanut butter? How much money does it cost to surgically castrate a hippo? Why is a math teacher hanging out with a 14 tear old? What is Uterus Didelphys?   "I’ve had a slice" -Mr. Clay-

April, Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay have a threeway and decide to record it. The hosts all prepared for this very special Thanksgiving episode by doing a crap load of research however, the show detours almost immediately and never gets back on track. Enjoy the detour as they talk about locking up mouthwash and razors, earnings VS dignity, meth heads, movie anniversaries, the barter system, aliens, the big bang theory and the great flood.   Questions that get answered this week: If it’s sexual, how can it be plutonic? What is the night of the comet? What does Mr. Clay think is unfixable? What plan does Charlie Ray think went awry?   "I’ve had a slice" -Mr. Clay-

Dora drops by to tell the Knowitalls where she is on her house renovation and as the hosts over-share details of their lives they also realize that they wouldn’t have it any other way. Enjoy as the Dora talks about the beauty she witnesses when she drives to work, how much effort her new bathroom remodel is, how wonderful her new bathtub is and how she plans to make some extra money in the new year. Mr. Clay is fascinated with the idea of deep fried pepperoni, peas and gravy poutine, girls who date roller coasters, chip dip, and farting into jars for cash.   Questions that get answered this week: Who does Dora compare herself to (with the exception of having a better rack)? What is the most aggressive thing in Dora’s life right now? How long does Dora think her house renovation will take? What is the 3 finger method? Does Dora speak like an Albertan cowboy? What is the other name for a service berry?   "Fucking rural Saskatchewan internet" -April-

This week the hosts each share an odd news story, play a game of “Would you rather?” and talk about charitable donations.  Charlie Ray introduces Mr. Clay to the concept of “Jelqing” while also trying to determine the meanings of 3 entries from Urban Dictionary. Somehow that leads to a discussion about fried chicken and overstocking soup cans at home.   Questions that get answered this week: What is a Dadbro? What is Jelqing? Who did Charlie Ray dock with? What is a Tennessee Fright Train? Are there strict sex laws in Michigan?   "I’ve had a slice" -Mr. Clay-

Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay try to chat about Halloween but other topics just keep getting in the way. Enjoy the detours on Girl Guide cookies, West coast Avengers, Pepsi cans, Igloo Taffy, Mexican New Year’s and baked beans as they try to focus on Halloween candy, costumes and weather.   Questions that get answered this week: Why did the police take Mr. Clay home on Halloween? What did Charlie Ray name his penis? Where is the best place that Mr. Clay celebrated Halloween? Why did the lady who farts into jars for money end up in the hospital? Where is the perfect landing place for Charlie Ray’s nose?   "Fucking rural Saskatchewan internet" -April-

Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay just got back from a concert weekend (not with each other) and have lots to talk about. They discuss the sexiness of David Beckham, urban dictionary definitions, Vegas buffets, In ‘n’ Out burger, airport security for morons, flight delays, mass oyster eating, hotel mini bar costs, Church’s chicken, tantric massages and the cost of buying imported Snickers from India.   Questions that get answered this week: Is it ever okay to poop with other people in your bathroom? How many times did Charlie Ray eat at In ‘n’ Out burger in Los Angeles? What is an Oreo Slammer? Is a reverse Blumpkin a thing? How can you slip by airport security in Vancouver?   "Fucking rural Saskatchewan internet" -April-

Spooky stories, fall weather and a shout out. This week the hosts have plenty to say and hopefully a thing or two to teach the listener. Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay give a shout out to a new listener, talk about a haunted campground in California, they discuss if they can pass through multiple dimensions, they learn about time travel, teleportation, dreams becoming reality and the New Jersey Devil   Questions that get answered this week: How do the Peeps Oreos taste? How do the hosts plan to spend their Friday the 13th in October? What is a foul weather hat? Are human beings a battery? How good of a driver was Charlie Ray when he was 10? Did Mr. Clay finally get that fall door mat? Where is it absolutely not safe to pick up hitch hikers?   "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

Halloween season is around us so April brought some stories of cursed or haunted objects to discuss. However, before the hosts dwell on Wicker and oak chairs, haunted paintings and house fires they discuss the  Walmart Jesus, current house prices, my name is earl and the hunt for a fall themed door mat. Questions that get answered this week: How do the titles for the episodes get picked? How many Jesus’ are there in Prince Albert? What does Mr. Clay say “smells like candy” ? What is “The crying boy”?   "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

Fall is upon us and once again the hosts chat about the weather, the colors and the beauty of it all. Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay talk about fall BBQ cooking, making adult videos, planned trips to Vermont and how Russell Stover outlet stores played a huge part in a road trip Mr. Clay had many years ago. The show ends with Mr. Clay taking you on a day at his perfect, dream job as an Inconvenience Police Officer.   Questions that get answered this week:   Who are Chest Rockwell and Stud McBoomboom? What season are most porn movies shot? Do the hosts have mental issues from previous relationships? Why was Charlie Ray mandated to go to therapy? What product did Mr. Clay find in Oregon that he wishes they still made? What current drink makes your bowel movements almost black?   "I’ve had a slice" -Mr. Clay

Episode 128: I don’t know how the internet works   Mr. Clay and April sit down to talk about Mandela Effects in this spooky-centric episode which kicks off the Halloween season on the AFE-Pod. The 2 hosts get into how their memories differ from each other on subjects like C3P0, alternate universes and Richard Simmons, sweating to the oldies. To round out the episode they throw in some talk about Monopoly, Silence of the Lambs, doing edibles, eating at the Spaghetti Factory and having shitty internet. Questions that get answered this week: Do April and Mr. Clay wear clothes that are older than 10 years? Did Richard Simmons wear a headband? Is Richard Simmons still alive? Looney Toons or Looney Tunes? Can you believe the internet? Why was the bench all wet underneath April?   "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay each share an odd news story that they came across this week. Get ready for animal sex parties, weird tasting candy, promo items (swag from gas stations, Heineken, Pepsi, Marlboro, Camel and Canadian Liquor stores). The show winds down with a little talk about mushroom trips and frozen pizza ingredients.   Questions that get answered this week: What is one of many reasons why Mr. Clay won’t attend a Beastiality party? What is ZETA Verein? What is a step too far for Charlie Ray? What soft drink did Mr. Clay consume too much of while in Scotland? What’s the best food item Mr. Clay tried while in Europe this summer?   "I’ve had a slice" -Mr. Clay

Episode 126: Who the fuck goes to Liechtenstein? Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay talk about The Flash, Justified, Letterkenny and the need for movies to be longer than 2 hours. Mr. Clay has a theory on porn money-shots while Charlie Ray has feelings about travelling to see concerts. Along the way the discussion goes to passport and Driver’s License renewals, Spice girls, the male Avengers, Jimmy Buffet’s death, future travel plans and swamp ass. Questions that get answered this week: Who the fuck goes to Liechtenstein? Where is the cemetery from “The Good, The Bad and The Ugly” located? Is Charlie Ray a military history buff? Who is the hosts favorite Spice Girl? What is one major reason that gay men differ from women?   "Fucking rural Saskatchewan internet" April-

Episode 125: Erection style differences   This week, April went down the Barbie rabbit hole and learned the history of the iconic doll. Stay tuned for all the pertinent info that you never knew that you needed. From 1959 to 2023, Barbie has had some amazing careers as well as some not so amazing variations. Enjoy as the hosts take you through her journey.   Questions that get answered this week: What does Mr. Clay do to make sure his kids respect him? Who are two of the people who started Mattel toys? Where did the creator of Barbie get the idea for her doll? Is math tough? What features does “Growing up Skipper” have?   "Fucking rural Saskatchewan internet" April-

Episode 124: I’m pretty sure it’s a portal to hell Dora is back and she has some juicy news about housing in the Maritimes. Along with news about home ownership the hosts talk about shower beers, shower Oreos, shower Pop tarts and more plumbing tips and tricks for each and every one of you beautiful Knowitalls. Sit back and hear discussions about tree houses, retro cartoons, free money, current concert ticket prices, Chinese food and the new Snow White movie.   Questions that get answered this week: Is there a housing crisis in Nova Scotia? How much did Dora pay for her house? What did the religious couple gift to Dora with no strings attached? What is Dora’s favorite song of all time? Who is Heather Harmon? What job did Jeff the Mannequin get after his stint on “Today’s Special”? Would Dora choose making love to Forrest Gump over Foghorn Leghorn? "I’ve had a slice" -Mr. Clay-

Episode 123: You don’t wanna get stuff in your wiener hole. Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay chat about movies on this week’s episode. Topics of discussion range from The Flash movie to Wes Anderson, Deadpool 3 to toy branded movies, detachable penises, contracts for love making and robot malfunctions while attempting a Dutch Rudder.   Questions that get answered this week: Where do you go to buy a Cherry 2000? Does Mr. Clay expect a movie to change his life? What would Charlie Ray have to pay extra for? Does Charlie Ray tuck? "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-