The answers for everything Podcast

First off, we are sorry about the sound issues. We had a microphone problem and did the best that we could with it. Second off, we have a fun guest and some even more fun conversation... despite the sound issue. Our special guest is nicknamed “Daddy issues” and Teapot, Mr. Clay and Daddy issues go way back to a time when each one of them felt rejection. These stories stem from hockey players, dating, dancing, cheating, tacos, job opportunities that cause long distance relationships and of course… butt stuff. We hope you enjoy this week’s show.    “Nobody will be inspired by what we do”                                  -Teapot-

What would you say if we told you that someone did some research on average penis sizes by country? What would you say if we told you that we talk about that data in this week’s episode? Dive in and enjoy some talk about dongs, Covid-free travel to see these dongs, long distance relationships (probably dong related), meal prep (not dong related) and movie press kits used for child support payments. Questions that get answered this week: Does Sterling Archer have a porn star, YouTube channel? Which country has the smallest penis sized average males? Why do the hosts not want to visit Latin America? What staff member picture did Mr. Clay discover when he got his disposable camera film developed? Where did Weber decide it was best to flash gang signs while on Vacation?    “Nobody will be inspired by what we do”                                  -Teapot-

Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay play a round of marry one, kill one, bang one. Poor Turbo teen gets no love this round but Donald Trump and Mark Walburg make out like sexual bandits. Conversations included this week are minimum wage theory, Nordic lifestyle, BBQ sauces in ferry gift shops and the business contract that marriage seems to be conducted from. Questions that get answered this week: What are our favorite items to order at KFC? Where is Teapot? Have we ever had a really weird job? Is it OK for the world to have billionaires? Is giving a two-week notice a thing of nonsense?  “Nobody will be inspired by what we do”                                  -Teapot-

Everything else takes a back seat today as the American Charlie Ray and the Canadian Mr. Clay discuss July 4th. Independence Day can mean a lot of different things to a lot of different people so sit back, put in those ear pods, crank up the volume and hear how their celebratory routines differ. A lot of ground was covered this episode; from founding fathers and passion to fireworks mistakes and being a voyeur. Questions that get answered this week: Why does Mr. Clay not take statutory holidays as a day off? What did Charlie Ray’s father make for him using his welding skills? What limited edition things does Mr. Clay search out while visiting the USA during Independence Day? Instead of a “To-do” list, what list does Charlie Ray want us all to start?  “Nobody will be inspired by what we do” -Teapot-

This week is a Father’s day extravaganza. Teapot and Mr. Clay talk about their very different upbringings when it comes to Father’s day. Due to their very different household units, it wasn’t always a celebration. Teapot has a lot to say about the fantastic Dad she has and then she has some less than fantastic things to say about his opinions on mental health among other topics. Mr. Clay compares his neighbor to his dad and learns about Teapot’s view on swass and swagina. In conclusion, they both agree that you are not a real Father until you can cook flesh over a fire and if you don’t have a dad to do this for you then you can celebrate Daddies day instead (less food and more sex involved in this type of celebration) Questions that get answered this week: How many meals is Teapot’s boyfriend able to cook? What device do you need in order to be a man? What does Teapot find entirely too soggy to eat when it’s hot out? What sport does Teapot’s dad excel at?  “Nobody will be inspired by what we do” -Teapot-  

Welcome back Knowitalls. This week’s episode is about Charlie Ray’s tantric energy orgasms and how he learned to release without any messy clean up. Mr. Clay is dumbfounded by the testicle bouquet, reaching orgasm without physical contact and about how he can achieve 9 orgasms in an hour. Charlie Ray relates sex as to an all you can eat buffet and reminisces about his first prostate orgasm. Questions that get answered this week: According to the hosts, who would give the best head ever? Why does Europe offer more sex exploration classes than the USA? How did Charlie Ray’s classmates know that it was him having an orgasm when they were in another room? Why is Charlie Ray like Oprah? What is known as “The big draw”?  “Nobody will be inspired by what we do” -Teapot-

Teapot and Mr. Clay sit back and share the advice that they gained by simply watching or listening to someone during their time of need. From garlic bread and cupcakes to weight based beauty perception, they reveal what caused them to have an epiphany in this pretty personal episode Questions that get answered this week: What did Teapot learn from Mr. Clay while she was a teenager? Did Mr. Clay’s ex-coworker name a sex move after himself? What important info did Mr. Clay learn about pie eating? How can you pull off wearing a fedora that doesn’t match anything that you own?    “Nobody will be inspired by what we do” -Teapot-

Boys will be boys. Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay discuss embarrassing stories of self gratification, selling door to door religion, adulting, stripper payments, Elvis Presley and Imax movies. Somehow, they have the knack to connect all of these topics into one seamless episode. Cover your ears if you get embarrassed or offended. Questions that get answered this week: What did Mr. Clay and his friends do on the Manning Park marmot statue? What is the best use of a bedroom door frame? What does Charlie Ray think Canadian porn is like? What is the reason why Mr. Clay thinks that he lives in the wrong place?  “Nobody will be inspired by what we do” -Teapot-

Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay talk about how they first met while giving the audience a little insight into attending toy and comic conventions. They discuss convention cost cutting, the odor of comic and toy nerds and hot girls who like G.I Joe. Using excellent descriptive words, Mr. Clay teaches Charlie Ray the inner workings of the Double Dutch rudder.   Questions that get answered this week: What was the fear that Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray’s spouses had upon the boy’s first meeting? What is one of Mr. Clay’s favorite movies? Which factory in Kansas City shut down? Why did Charlie Ray not attend a convention in New Orleans?  “Nobody will be inspired by what we do” -Teapot-

The episode started out as two grown men talking about action figures somehow ended up as a conversation about road trips and the bathroom activities of Canadians as they try to digest gas station food from the USA. Listen up as Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay share details of their first road trip together; chatting about elusive snacks, KFC offerings in the Midwest, the outlaw Jesse James, getting lost in Athens Greece and how one wrong turn had a young white kid from Missouri driving straight into Compton. (see what we did there?) Questions that get answered this week: Where can you find the meat equivalent of a fruitcake? Who exactly is Pee Pee Du Fromage? Why is it important to keep toilet paper in your vehicle? What is known as “The Bellingham”? “Nobody will be inspired by what we do” -Teapot-

This week Mr. Clay sits back and relaxes as Charlie Ray goes into detail of his years swinging in the Midwest. The hosts touch on dating apps, divorce, prostate orgasms, penis pumps and mechanical sex machines. Charlie Ray gives a shout out to the wonderful soccer mom who invited him into her dark world and put him on the path to the Tantric master he has become. Questions that get answered this week. Is your ex-wife the best candidate as your date to a sex party? What is the best thing about dating an equestrian? What is the one thing that Charlie Ray never experienced in all of his sexual encounters? What do you hope to see when driving around at night in a scary, industrial part of town? “Nobody will be inspired by what we do” -Teapot

Empathy: Do you have enough? Do you have too little? What exactly is it? Teapot and Mr. Clay discuss his lack of empathy and how it affects his life and those around him (Shocker! People tend to think that he is an asshole). The hosts discuss their love language, their mental health and the concept of “meeting people where they are at”. Somehow this subject takes them through stories of broken fast food milkshake machines, Teapot’s constant need for verbal reassurance and the most effective way to argue with anybody. Questions that get answered this week: Is Teapot a human trafficker? How does Mr. Clay show appreciation to employees? What are the dangers of hanging out on the edge of a slip and slide? How does spring weather in the prairies make Teapot’s life difficult? “Nobody will be inspired by what we do” -Teapot-

Wanna feed an elephant, attend a music festival and then go to the 6 floor, Rote Haus? Charlie Ray did these things on his many trips to Germany. Follow the musical journey that Charlie Ray has been on since he was a teenager. From starting his own fanzine to hanging backstage with Motörhead, he has stories for years. Listen as we discuss porn sounds blasting out of car stereos, priests attending rock shows, our favorite bands and some of our favorite concert trips. Questions that get answered this week: Who is Charlie Ray’s 2nd favorite band? What pop singer does Shirley Manson love? What did Mr. Clay and his friend Jeff leave inside a rental car in Vegas? How much money has Charlie Ray’s concert experiences cost him? “Nobody will be inspired by what we do” -Teapot-

To share the hosting duties this week, the AFE podcast beams in a special guest from Kansas City. Many of you know him as a radio DJ, tantric massage professional and expert concert goer but that just scratches the surface when it comes to the enigma which is Charlie Ray. Listen to the hosts reveal their darkest secrets when Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay play a game of 20 questions. The ground covered this week ranges from Tower whorehouses in Germany, Bloedstraat in Amsterdam, toilet paper in Azerbaijan, weed dispensaries, prostate massages and the secret recordings of the Playboy mansion grotto. Charlie Ray finishes the show by giving a teaser on what to expect when getting a tantric massage.   Questions that get answered this week: What is the ideal penis size? (according to women surveyed) Who would Mr. Clay love to model his ideal life from? How many orgasms are possible in just under an hour? How many G.I Joe figures does Charlie Ray own? “Nobody will be inspired by what we do” -Teapot-

Welcome back Knowitalls. This week we hear the conclusion to last episode’s cliffhanger. Teapot informs Mr. Clay that after he has some edibles he is a way better listener than host. Enjoy as Mr. Clay’s mom gives a review on a porn clip, which of course leads Teapot to establish just how different their two families are. Lastly they discuss outhouse mysteries, Chucky dolls, eye surgery and why they never seem to shut up. Questions that get answered this week: What message did Clay’s mom insist that he text to his Aunt? What ruins Teapot’s day? What is only 50% shaved on Clay’s body? What is Teapot’s biggest fear in life? “Nobody will be inspired by what we do” -Teapot-