The answers for everything Podcast show

The answers for everything Podcast

Summary: If you have a question, we have the answer. Give us a listen and exchange some of your free time for a little bit of humor and hopefully some education. Topics range from travel and ghost stories, bodily functions to literature and relationship woes to business planning. No topic is too out there and no question is ever wrong. Join Teapot, Mr. Clay, Dora the Distroya, Charlie Ray and April as they take you on adventures with stories relating to the weekly topics. - - - - “Nobody will be inspired by what we do” -Teapot-

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 Am I ruining their childhood? | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:20:01

Today the Knowitalls hear some scary campfire stories from April and Mr. Clay. From Ghost Whispers and creepy hitchhikers to haunted forests and kids with no eyes, this episode is jam packed. If you don’t want to stick around for the scary stories then stay for the tales of graveyard trippy rocks, chapped lips, garage doors and lake cabins.   Questions that get answered this week: How does Mr. Clay not want to live? What is the appeal of May long weekend? Are there garage-sized screen doors? Does April like spooky things?   "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

 He was holding it with 2 hands and dunking the tip | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:27:54

This week Mr. Clay, Josh and Charlie Ray did some research and learned a lot about fishing. On this journey they learned about Crayfish, Hellgrammites, Charlie Ray’s inbred relatives, tripod sized penises, fly fishing, ice fishing, Charles Kirby, Brokeback mountain, Noodling, Glory holes in an Ice Shanty and beating off during a work-Zoom call.   Questions that get answered this week:   Who or what can Charley Ray lose his house to? What is a crayfish? What is the other name for a Dobson fly larvae? What does Mr. Clay want his nickname to be? What is the difference between Noodling and Snoodling? What is the Kirby Bend? What is a Kakivak?   "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

 It’s a good time as long as you have fire | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 38:43

Josh, Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray share their thoughts on summertime as a kid VS summertime as an adult. They obviously don’t stay on topic so get ready to hear them talk about the internet, workplace temperatures, Kansas City BBQ, Alaskan gloryholes, inflation relating to dining out and which jobs to get that keep you employed.   Questions that get answered this week: What is “chest feeding”? Has Mr. Clay BBQ’d outside in -40 temps? What is hoarfrost? Does Mr. Clay live in perpetual darkness? What job does Josh find to be boring but Mr. Clay dreams of having? What’s the 1 thing that Charlie Ray learned from working?   "I’ve had a slice" -Mr. Clay

 He’s not going to get crabs in his lungs | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 40:51

This week the hosts chat about some odd medical conditions that they have to deal with on a personal level. On that conversational journey April and Mr. Clay talk about pubic hair usage, collapsed lungs, collecting women, alien hands and sleep deprived mice.   Questions that get answered this week: Can Doctors give lungs a trim? What kind of pubes are the best kind of pubes? What is Alien hand syndrome? What is the purpose of the DEC/2 gene? "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

 That’s a Snickers bar-type vein. | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 40:21

Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray have quick chat about Nicholas Cage, Harvey Weinstein, parenting types, spending before earning, VapoRub ointment and the sad truth about injecting drugs into genitals.   Questions that get answered this week: What would Charlie Ray spend his money on if he was rich and in his 20’s? Who would Charlie Ray throw bologna slices at? What’s the large vein on the penis called? "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

 Season one clips show Part 11 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 42:42

The theme this week is a season 1, "Best of" clips show that barely scratches the surface of Teapot and Mr. Clay’s Disneyland trips. We chat about the box “O” pop, being bullied as well as being a bully, hotel water pressure, Disney backstage passes, Nicholas Cage ruining vacations, Club 33, Teapot’s angry mother and also a little story about how a homeless man disguised himself as Mr. Clay’s dad.   The clips from this show can be found in the following episodes. Episode 5:  The happiest f**king place on Earth Episode 16: My first time is your best time Episode 17: I always use the gloryhole in Fantasyland for that   "Nobody will be inspired by what we do"-Teapot-

 Girth or length? | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 42:01

Mr. Clay and April go over a bunch of topics this week in a “Shoot the shit” episode that has no central topic. They discuss average penis sizes, breast sizes, toilet brush storage, aliens on Earth, briefcases full of money, getting married at first sight, plungers and toilet paper rolls, Covid19 vaccines and trusting people from the internet   Questions that get answered this week: What are Shmeebs? What would Mr. Clay’s predetermined super power be? What do April and Mr. Clay’s kids watch too much of? Has it been a slice? "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

 I can see you, can you see me? | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 46:29

Episode 116: I can see you, can you see me? April and Mr. Clay chat about weird news stories, small mining town, dolls that come alive, weird contests. Amsterdam busses, teddy bear stuffing, subliminal advertising, reality tv and ants building castles   Questions that get answered this week: I can see you, can you see me? What happens when a sheep farts? Why did April buy a 5 foot teddy bear? What are 3 different names for a Slurpee with ice cream in it? "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-  

 Flick my weiner | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:33:37

Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay chat about YouTubing for a living, the invention of rubber bands, crotch cameras, everyday items that slip our minds, Pablo Escobar, Channing Tatum, Morman polygamy and Monsters Inc.   Questions that get answered this week: What did Charlie Ray use to be able to Double Dutch Rudder himself? What does Charlie Ray hope to find when he buys a house? What do Star Trek and Alberta have in common? What gets cut off like a spigot as a woman gets older? What movie series can Charlie Ray not get enough of? Who does Mr. Clay find hot, even though she is 91 years old?   "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

 Carpal Tunnel from beating off dudes | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 41:15

The week is a “shoot the shit” extravaganza with Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray. There is no exact topic but instead the 2 hosts will breeze through a bunch of quick topics. From anal mapping classes and Bruce Springsteen concerts to Minneapolis trips and so much more. Enjoy a few “Would you rather” questions and a game of “Marry one, fuck one, kill one” Questions that get answered this week: What would Charlie Ray NOT risk his life for? Does Charlie Ray remember wearing gloves for anal mapping? What brand of sweet tea is always $1 per can? What does Charlie Ray want to find at a garage sale? What does Mr. Clay have none of? "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

 Just the tip | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:09:55

April and Mr. Clay go all historical and chat about the tipping culture of North America and Europe. It’s a free history lesson on why tipping exists and why it is here to stay. The points of interest in this episode range from Railway cars and missed lunches to Swiss Francs and assassin “go bags”   Questions that get answered this week: What does the word TIP most likely stand for? Who created train sleeper cars? Who had technical difficulties? What is another synonym for tips? Why was Mr. Clay’s cash not accepted at the cell phone place? "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

 Dangerous and delicious | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 44:34

This week is all about camping. Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray trade stories of camping that make them miss their younger days. The extensive ground covered this week ranges from Bruce Springsteen and combat axe throwing to tree planting and sneaking out of cabins. There is some science talk about dick-shaped planets, boulder rolling, concert toilets, loose meat sandwiches and Mexican food (just in case you thought the episode was a serious one)   Questions that get answered this week: Why are planets spherical? Why did Charlie Ray decide to become a boy scout? What is the Pedro Patrol? Can someone be cool, calm and collected when their fingers are nearly chopped off? How would a dick-shaped planet act in orbit? What is an 80’s boy-kid dream? What did Charlie Ray find dangerous and delicious? "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

 Class ”A” Douche Canoe | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:15:45

Good day Knowitalls. This week Charlie Ray got to pick between the topics of camping or customer service. After choosing customer service, the hosts get into personal stories of their experiences which somehow leads the discussion to gamer headsets, gloryholes, old computers, penis shaped planets, paper straws and Ticketmaster. Questions that get answered this week: What things will Charlie Ray like to add to his new gaming headset? What does Charlie Ray think that his retirement will be like? When did Charlie Ray last have a 7-11 slurpee? What is Mr. Clay’s current dream job? How does Charlie Ray pay for hotel rooms?   "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

 I’m trying to avoid prison | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 33:23

Knowitalls! Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray get chatting about the odd dating profiles that they have come across and felt the need to share these beauties with all of you. The profiles range from the absurd to the politically heavy and go into things like vaccination preferences, height, vehicle ownership and religious beliefs. Questions that get answered this week: What is a hobo-sexual? Is Mr. Clay a God-Fearing man? How long did it take Charlie Ray to propose to his 2nd wife after meeting her? What kind of curtains does Mr. Clay have? "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

 I’m doing 5 courtesy flushes | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 47:38

Welcome back Knowitalls. This week Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay talk about their personal experiences with their past Airbnb bookings. From shared bathrooms and kitchens to farm fresh eggs and cleaning fees. There is even a little tale about Mr. Clay going on a quest to find the holy grail of Scottish shortbread. Questions that get answered this week: What was Charlie Ray’s romantic gesture to Mr. Clay when they were in Estonia? Did they spoon or did they stack? What would make UK toilets more pleasurable? Why did the Holiday Inn hotel key not work? "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

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