The answers for everything Podcast

  This week the topics are all over the map. Enjoy as Teapot, The Gelman, Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay talk about gagging on tofu, French bakeries, Disneyland food prices, Scottish custard, Halloween traditions, werewolves, Mr. Clay’s mom watching and analyzing porn, Independence Day differences between Canada and the USA and vaginas with teeth.   If you enjoyed what you heard here please feel free to check out the full episodes listed below. Episode 23: I don’t know about Jaws 5 Episode 32: I’m willing to sell out my gender Episode 33; Sorry about the cliffhanger Episode 44: Life moves pretty fast; if you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it   "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

  Dora Cote zooms in from Nova Scotia to talk about her drive across Canada to relocate to the beautiful Atlantic coast. Her journey started in Alberta and over the next 6 days she lost her mom, dealt with some thieving crackheads, bonded with her son and learned which cities she definitely doesn’t want to live in. The episode ends with a game of “Would you rather” with some very expected answers. Questions that get answered this week: How are Dora and Patrick Swayze or MacGruber alike? Why does Mr. Clay love cereal from General Mills? Where did Dora have experience pictographs as road signs? Does Jason Momoa’s sex appeal know no bounds?  “Nobody will be inspired by what we do”                                  -Teapot-

Episode 60: Season One Clips show: Part 5 This episode has some of our favorite clips from a few of our season 1 episodes. The discussions in this episode revolve around the supernatural, butt stuff with your Dad and co-workers, 2 storey outhouses, poop shaped chicken strips, the porno car road trip, Greek logic, European underwear, The stench of Paris, being caught while masturbating, mental health, beauty being in the eye of the beholder and the sex appeal of Billy Bob Thornton. If you enjoyed what you heard here please feel free to check out the full episodes listed below. Episode 7: I heard it open the knife drawer Episode 15: I've seen the inside of my dad's butt Episode 18: I'm sorry about your penis Episode 21: Put on that see-through shirt Episode 40: The Manning Park Marmot Episode 41: Faked it until you maked it "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

Good day Knowitalls,   This week Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay chat about their week but the main focus is all about church going as a kid VS church going as a grown up. This leads them into a discussion of bodily harm, male to male docking, touring the Vatican and how to kill someone using a pencil and a ceiling fan. Questions that get answered this week: How fast do the hosts drive when heading out on a road trip? What are 2 things that the hosts would change about the church? What is Charlie Ray’s threesome blueprint? How fast are WWE security guards? How much fluid could Mr. Clay have built up in his groin after a serious accident?    “Nobody will be inspired by what we do”                                  -Teapot-

Another clips show from season 1. All content was taken from the following episodes. Episode 6: I should never be introduced to Elizabeth Hurley Episode 12: Your face is like a F**king carnival Episode 34: The Amsterdam fruit salad on Bloedstraat Episode 42: Symphony of pleasure

Meditation. Higher consciousness. Positivity. Good energy. The hosts of AFE Podcast believe that all of these things should be goals for everyone. This week we have Hannah Sutherland from Soulful Conditioning here to talk about how she can help you achieve those and so much more. From working as a sales rep in Australia, bartending in Alberta and going to school to be a doctor and then a teacher, Hannah has finally used these experiences to hone her superpower as a medium. She is a delight to be around and if you want to know more about who she is and what she does, just click "play". "Nobody will be inspired by what we do"-Teapot-

Episode 56: The burger that says "BITE ME" Season 2 kicks off with some newly recorded material with Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray doing some research about long lost restaurants.  If you came here looking for something spooky and Halloween related, you will be filled with disappointment. If you came here for delicious (and not so delicious) food chat... you will be happy. This week, Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay discuss the now defunct restaurants that once had a massive presence in their respected industries. Hear their thoughts on Sizzler, Azteca, Arthur Treacher's, Ghost kitchens, Kenny Roger's Roasters, Steak & Ale, KFC Buffets, Ponderosa, Bonanza, Shakey's, Smaks and Mean Gene's burgers.They talk about home cooked meals VS Dining out, road trip goodies and where to find most of these last few remaining restaurant locations. "Nobody will be inspired by what we do"-Teapot-

Clips show: Part 3 Teapot and Mr. Clay discuss the journey of tracking down dark berry Dr. Pepper and the KFC, Cheetos chicken sandwich. This conversation leads to Teapot comparing food in European train stations with that of Halloumi sandwiches in Scotland. They talk of bad jokes made at the worst time and the tribulations of having a roommate. Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay discuss the stench of toy collectors at a convention and how it relates to the Harley Davidson factory in Kansas City. All of those discussions as well as a game of “marry one, bang one, kill one” make up part 3 of our season one clips show.   All of this and more can be found in the following episodes: Episode 4) Mmm, they like it Episode 10) Your mouth is sticking with all the goo Episode 13) Papa Smurf would be so tight Episode 39) Two lonely dudes in a hotel room   “Nobody will be inspired by what we do”                                  -Teapot-

Join Teapot, Charlie Ray, The Gelman and Mr. Clay as our second Clips show unfolds with topics such as Perception, speeding tickets, KFC gizzards, Tinder profiles and what Burger King brisket does to the body after consumption. If you enjoyed these clips then feel free to check out the complete episodes listed below. Episode 3: He wasn't an asshole Episode 9: Yes that is arousing, I do like the nightstick Episode 25: Do you guys wanna dock? Episode 38: Can I get some Opposum Ass? Episode 46: King Kong Dong   "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-

Episode 53: Season one clips show part 1 This week starts a multiple episode arc where we take some favorite clips from every one of our shows and put them together for the Knowitalls. The topics from these episodes range from mental health issues, tattoos, workplace education and the frustrations of trying to teach an old dog a new trick. All of this and more can be found in the following episodes: Episode 1) Pornhub, sharting and tattoos, oh my! Episode 36) I’m not a human trafficker Episode 51) If you screw up my phone, you’re in big trouble   “Nobody will be inspired by what we do”                                  -Teapot-  

  This week marks the final episode of our first season. The Answers for everything crew would like to thank you for sticking around as we talk about really stupid stuff and hope that you stay tuned for the next season of even more stupid stuff.         Our show for the season finale is all about movies. We talk about bad movies that are so bad that they are good and bad movies that are so bad that they are actually very bad. Mr. Clay is a known movie buff but this week Teapot and the Gelman quiz him on movies that he had no idea even existed.  The rules of the game are as follows: Movie synopsis is given. Out of four given options, Mr. Clay has to guess the real title. Listen to Mr. Clay fail almost immediately    “Nobody will be inspired by what we do”                                  -Teapot-

 Since this week there are no co-hosts, no special guests and no interviews we decided to do a little something different. Thanks to one of our listeners (Daniel) the suggestion was made to have Mr. Clay’s mom secretly recorded as he tries to get her to download an app from iTunes and installed onto her phone.          If you have listened to the show before then you know that Mr. Clay talks a lot about how frustrated they both get with his mom’s inability to use technology for her own convenience. This week you all get a front row seat to hear the 45 minute ordeal as well as piece together the reasons why Mr. Clay is never invited to family get-togethers. Questions that Mr. Clay’s mom asks this week: What the fuck is a haptic? Have you screwed up my phone? Why isn’t it working? Where the hell do I find those? What’s the home button? What the fuck is Huffpost? What am I supposed to do? What the fuck is this? How stupid am I gonna sound? What are apps?  “Nobody will be inspired by what we do”                                  -Teapot-  

This week we continue with a guest who has battled a disease and won.    Tara D joins Mr. Clay and opens up about her battle with cancer and how she feels about it today. We get some sound advice about symptoms and how to address changes in our body that are early warning signs to ovarian cancer. We don’t believe that episodes would be complete without some nonsense so we play a game of “Choose your own threesome” with some great participants like Courtney Love and Chewbacca… among others. Questions that get answered this week: What is an incisional hernia? How many walk in clinics does it take to get to the centre of a diagnosis of cancer? Why did Tara D visualize her vagina as a sock? What is the genetic mutation that makes you more susceptible to cancers?  “Nobody will be inspired by what we do”                                  -Teapot-

Welcome back Knowitalls. This week Mr. Clay sits down with Charlie Ray as he discusses the ups and downs of being diagnosed with a covid-19. They discuss the quarantine, symptoms and working from home aspects of the diagnosis. Somehow, the chat goes from the vaccination stand point of the two hosts to the joys of pegging. Questions that get answered this week: Where did Charlie Ray contract Covid from? How long has his lingering cough been around? Do Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay believe in getting vaccinated? Who has the right (at any time) to peg either Charlie Ray or Mr. Clay?  “Nobody will be inspired by what we do”                                  -Teapot-

Welcome back Knowitalls. This week Mr. Clay sits down with Dora Cote as she discusses the ups and downs of being diagnosed with a golf ball sized tumor, how the removal process went and how her kid held up during all of this. Questions that get answered this week: What did Dora name her tumor? Where is Dora moving to in the fall? Who ate the kettle corn? Just how important is calcium for the human body? What amazing thing did Dr. Leonid Rogozov do?  “Nobody will be inspired by what we do”                                  -Teapot-