Summary: April joins the show this week and we play a game of "Marry one, bang one, kill one." Much respect to April for making the hard decisions between marrying ex-husbands, making love to her uncle, receiving dick pics from an old high school crush, threesomes with Bert and Ernie and killing her future self. Questions that get answered this week: 1) How many times has April been married? 2) What would April's daughter write as a forward to a future novel written by April? 3) What is in abundance outside of the 7-11 in April's home town? 4) Who is the guest of honor appearing with April in her Only Fans? "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot-
