ScreamQueenz: Where Horror Gets GAY!

Episode 34: An assortment of health problems, both personal and familial, have unfortunately delayed me getting the Gay Pride episode to you. But, rather than leave you feeling unloved, here's a flashback to when I guested on the 42nd Street Drive In podcast with Chris & Shawn, getting to the root of all that FEMALE TROUBLE...the John Waters kind, that is. (It's kinda cute to hear Shawn try so desperately to keep the discussion serious...like I was gonna let that happen!) Hopefully, if the Gods of Health and Well-Being are kind, the REAL show will be out by the weekend. Hang in there, kidlets, and know that Daddy loves you!

Episode 33: Hop aboard the Midnight Train to Hell as THE NIGHTMARE CLOSET creaks open again to take us for a ride to DR TERROR'S HOUSE OF HORRORS! Then, THE CRAPSHOOT puts the "gay thriller" SKULL & BONES in its crosshairs...well, I took the bullet; now you clean up the mess.

Episode 32: Just in time for the impending Apocalypse!! First off, listen as I get all cultural and shit at the TRIBECA FILM FESTIVAL. Mister Brad and I bravely enter THE BLEEDING HOUSE and learn why you should never be kind to strangers. Ever. Then, I'm off to Israel to contract a new breed of RABIES. "If I were a mad dog...yabba dibbi dibbi..."And finally, I unleash the hideous story of how I ruined poor David Gonzales' life when I recount another tale of my misspent youth in the next installment of the FRIDAY THE 13th EXTRAVAGANTULAR! (I'm going to have to change the title of this series now that I see that is has "VAG" stuck in the middle of it.) If you only have time to listen to one podcast before the End of the World, make it this one! ************************************************************************************************************ There's still time to make a donation to AIDS WALK NY!   Check out Brian's review of SCREAMQUEENZ at BIG GAY HORROR FAN! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qw2hfNKQuo

Episode 31: This week, taste the injustice of criminal unavailablity when I debut a new segment, "Why the Fuck Isn't This On DVD?!?" Find out why the 1940's classic ghost story THE UNINVITED is so awesome, and why it sucks so bad that currently you can't see it. And then, I give you the skinny on Chad Ferrin's EASTER BUNNY KILL! KILL! Is it Holiday Hijinx or Horrendous Horseshit? Only Peter Cottontail knows for sure! So strap on your bunny ears and light your candelabra, because this party bus is ready to roll!! Check out Mister Brad and I on KITCHEN NIGHTMARES! Then find out THE TRUTH of what happened at PJ's Steakhouse at I'M NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS #157! Please help Brad & I by sponsoring us in the GMHC AIDS WALK 2011!

Episode 30: By the time this posts, the Feline Crisis is over, but the D-R-A-M-A was already recorded, so bask in it, Bitches! Just the thing to counteract your Easter bliss...an unholy dose of SCREAMQUEENZ in you aural orifice! This week, we continue the coverage of HORRORHOUND WEEKEND when Zombart & his friend Sophocles stop by SQHQ to talk about Mike Flanagan's truly haunting kinda-sorta ghost story, ABSENTIA. And then, even in the depths of despair, how can I not talk about the latest big release shrieker, SCREAM 4. And finally, everyone's favorite brown-nosers Bette & her husband Derwood phone in a review of the French mountaintop slasher HIGH LANE. Tres jolie, Derwood! Tres jolie! So bandage up your pussy, cuz this IS gonna hurt!! To check out Kyle's from CampBlood.org's SCREAM 4 Drinking Game, click HERE!

Episode 29: This episode, we take our first chunk out of the HORRORHOUND WEEKEND shenanigans, as well as talk about the first day of movie screenings. Mister Brad & I hoped to see some of the MuscleWolf boys in LETHAL OBSESSIONS, but instead got a tranny psycho hunting skanky girl sexcam workers. And then, an all-star cast takes us inside CYRUS: MIND OF SERIAL KILLER...not surprisingly, it's messy. The Nightmare Closet creaks open again, and we learn why THE LEGACY scares Patrick out of pools. We get a listener review of the Ozploitation shocker PRIMAL, and discover why Patrick has been banned from Kroger. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfyOaQj5gKM Check out the 4-part series of videos from last year's Horrorhound Indy for more Patrick & Mr. Brad wackiness! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDcccTxR8ow

Episode 28: Get ready for a terrific triple feature of terror! First, I get to fulfill a DARK OBSESSION when I go truckin with Stacey Keach, Jamie Leigh Curtis & a non-frisky dingo, hunting a serial killer in the Australian outback in ROAD GAMES! I can't wait to get into Stacey's cab (not to mention his tight leather pants!) And then THE CRAPSHOOT returns to give Deon Taylor a second chance with CHAIN LETTER. Last time, DEAD TONE almost made my head explode. Does he fare better, or is Mr. Brad mopping my brains off the walls? And finally, get a sneak spoiler-free peak at the upcoming supernatural shriek-a-thon, INSIDIOUS...Lin Shaye in a gas mask. Scary! (And kinda hot!)

Episode 27: At long last, the mystery of the identity of our ScreamQueenz Diva Ultima will finally be revealed! Thrill to a full episode devoted to honoring the career of a woman who has dedicated her entire career to teaching us that you don't have to the Survivor Girl to be a ScreamQueen! In fact, she proves that sometimes screaming, crying and dying is the ultimate to steal the show! BRAVA! Psst....It's VERONICA CARTWRIGHT!

Episode 26: This show’s for all you SizeQueenz out there (and your boyfriends!). I create a Quadrangle of Evil with four terrifying reviews. First up, you’ll get a double of dose of UK-style thrills and chills with the inappropriately titled THE POSSESSION OF DAVID O’REILLY and the supernatural prep school …

Episode 25: Join me in celebrating our 25th show, and come investigate the VANISHING ON 7th STREET, Brad Anderson’s new end-of-the-world chiller…is everyone missing, or are they just naked? And then here we go a-dangling! Hope you wore your thermal Underoo’s, because we’re getting FROZEN on a chair lift between …

Episode 24: This week, we’ve got one great big honkin’ DoubleStuft episode, overflowing with laughs and screams and lapse of good taste and judgement! First off, we’ve got not one, but two Crapshoot features this week! First, get lost with me in THE MAZE, the scariest thing to happen to …

Episode 23: Happy New Year, Screamers! Get ready to kick off 2011 with a little girl-on-girl horror with the lesbian slasher, MAKE A WISH. Next, The Nightmare Closet spits out some truly terrible twins from 1972’s, THE OTHER. And finally, I get to pontificate on my all-time favorite scary movie: …

Episode 22: Time to get your Ho-Ho’s on, Screamers, with another diabolical (albeit rather short) episode of SCREAMQUEENZ!!! This week, continuing vocal problems plus an unexpected trip to Connecticut for the holiday with the Brad-Clan have left us with another mini-show. However, while short in length, it’s packed with freaeky …

Episode 21: As promised, Screamers, this is a short episode. But as we all know, length doesn’t always matter. (I said, not always….GOD!) So, this week we’re flashing back to my very first Horrorhound Weekend when I met the NOTLP gang and reviewed THE REDSIN TOWER. As matter of fact, …

Episode 20: This week, it's the return of The Crapshoot!  Think I'm gonna play nice with RED HOOK?   I think you're dead wrong.  And then Mister Brad and I are invited to the reading of a will and instead wind up in the company of seriously macabre marionnetes; all of us waiting to learn of our grisly fates when THE FORTUNE TELLER reads our cards.   You know it's gonna be a helluva party when Evil Puppets show up!!  All we're missing for the fun to begin is YOU!! For more information about Phantom Limb's THE FORTUNE TELLER, check out http://www.phantomlimbcompany.com/projects/fortuneteller/ To watch THE FORTUNE TELLER in its entirety, head on over to http://vimeo.com/9302361