ScreamQueenz: Where Horror Gets GAY!

I am joined this week by director/writer/man of woofiness SHAWN EWERT to talk about the deliciously fluffy puff pastry of retro campy queeny zombie mayhem known as CREATURES FROM THE PINK LAGOON! While bathing suits are optional at this sexy summer lake house, insect repellent is STRONGLY recommended. Plus, Shawn will be giving us the inside scoop on his own upcoming fegula fright flick, SACRAMENT. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP2rtrudKro SACRAMENT World Premiere - June 4, 2014 at the TEXAS THEATER in DALLAS! Mark your calendars, and get your tickets here! ************************ "The Gas We Pass" by Shinta Cho is available at Amazon.com. "Johnny Are You Queer?" is by Josie Cotton.

Spring has sprung, and the Easter Bunny has left us a frightful foursome of fear-filled flicks to die for! ONLY LOVERS LEFT ALIVE: Taking the vampire legend back from sparkling pretty boys and leather-clad kickboxers. PROXY: A twist-filled shocker that will leave you looking funny at that pregnant lady at the supermarket. STAGE FRIGHT: There's a slasher loose at musical theater camp. Finally, a movie made just for me!! OCULUS: The mainstream release that will make you think twice before going furniture shopping. Get the SHOWGIRLS:THE MUSICAL Original Cast Recordingon iTunes now!

Don't get too excited! This isn't a new show yet. It's a repost of the last episode. I initially posted the wrong track that was unedited and was missing trailers. Although I corrected it in the original feed, some of you did not receive the update. Anyway, I've got five (count 'em, FIVE!) movies that just dying to talk to you about: DARK TOUCH - a recommendation from world famous author ROBERT R. BEST. It's an Irish tale of an Irish lass who's got some really nasty supernatural powers. DEAD BEFORE DAWN: A Canadian horror/comedy featuring CHRISTOPHER LLOYD versus a pack of angry zemons! (Not a typo...they're zemons...whatever.) CONTRACTED: A sticky, gooey morality tale of sex and its consequences in this sticky, gooey new millenium. TOAD ROAD: If Mister Toad took this Wild Ride, he'd be in rehab! PRAYER BEADS: A horror anthology TV series out of Japan. Surprisingly, few hairy ghost girls, but lots of bizarro gore and comedy. It's great to be back doing the show for you again, and Dolly will never go away again.

Hey beautiful people! Hiatus is officially over. We have TONS to catch up on, so this show is going to be about dishing the DIRT! Dirt and REALNESS! Dirt, realness and ANAL BLEACHING!!! I'll be putting out a movie-themed show later in the week, but I just couldn't wait to talk to YOU!

We're classing things up this week with a spoiler-free recommend for the new Hitchcockian thriller, GRAND PIANO starring ELIJAH WOOD and JOHN CUSACK. Plus, mini-reviews of HAUNTER, THE SEASONING HOUSE and CHEERLEADER MASSACRE 2. OK, so it's not all classy, but what did you expect from me, seriously? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEoM7bM7KVw

So THE SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE has a few sequels. While they didn't hold on to any of the original's feminist undertones. Nor were they the GIGANTIC LEZ FEST like the original either. But all three movie had one thing in common. A Drill. ************** How to begin to breakdown SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE 2? Well, there's really not much to it. It's just another slasher. With a driller killer. ...Well, except in this one, his drill is also an electric guitar. Oh, and there are musical numbers. Cuz it's also a musical, see? Oh, and COURTNEY's back from the original. You know, VALERIE's little sister?Except she's played by CRYSTAL BERNARD....from WINGS...? Yeah... CRYSTAL BERNARD is such a friggin' sweet little goody-goody nice girl, she makes SHIRLEY TEMPLE look like the biggest slut in Hollywood history but WHATEVER!, she's Courtney now.... And did I mention the killer has a drill-tar!?!? You know...that old story. Tell you what. You just go pack your sexy lingerie, some corn dogs, a steamy novel, some Oxy-10 and your Tokyo Convertible whatever THAT is because this party is...well. ...weird.

Happy New Year, Screamerz! To celebrate the end of the holidays, we're listening to another classic Yuletide themed episode of SUSPENSE! "Back for Christmas" stars legendary performer PETER LORRE in a tale of mischievous murder and hilarious homicidal hijinx. Stephen "Bath Boy" Williams. - LA SOIREE Yeah, that's STEPHEN WILLIAMS. He's BATH BOY. From LA SOIREE. And I saw him first. You can't have him. For tickets visit www.La-Soiree.com But keep yer friggin' hands OFF!! For all things KILLY DWYER, head over to www.KillyBDwyer.com, and buy lots o' cool stuff.

We're turning the reigns over to you, Beloved Listeners, to regale in your tales of your favorite Halloween Haunts! Oh yeah, and Phlegm the Gargoyle has murdered your host and has taken command on the podcast. Bitchass.

For the fourth year in a row, ScreamQueenz has been nominated for the PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARD for BEST GLBT PODCAST. As of November 1, voting is open! Between now and November 15, please VOTE for the show ONCE A DAY, EVERY DAY! It takes less than a minute. You may get a confirmation email which must be verified for your vote to count. The show has expanded it's audience immensely in the last few months, and this could very well be our year. Here's how you can help: 1: Set an alarm or reminder to get your daily vote in. 2: Encourage a friend to check out the show and vote as well. 3: If anyone knows any voodoo, witchcraft or white magic spells, I'm not opposed to calling in that kind of favor. Remember, only vote once a day! More than one and both votes are nullified. Nullification sucks, so let's not do that. Head on over to www.PodcastAwards.com, and cast your vote today!

DAY 6 of the HALLOWEEN MARATHON finds me in an abandoned warehouse in Harlem, fighting off hordes of the very hungry undead! SURVIVE! SURVIVE! is a live immersive interactive horror event in New York City where you join up with an elite band of interpid fighters, struggling not to be the next on the menu when the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE is upon us. It's like SLEEP NO MORE meets THE WALKING DEAD! (What's SLEEP NO MORE? I've covered it on the show. TWICE. LOOK IT UP!!!) I'm joined by one of the show's co-creators, KEVIN C. HALL, who is an incredibly charming for someone who unleashes death and dismemberment upon an innocent, unsuspecting audience every night. Find out more at

DAY FIVE of the HALLOWEEN MARATHON is leaving me giddy. I'm feeling the burn. I'm hitting the Wall of Pain. I'm exhausted! At least...I hope it's exhaustion and not anemia cause by severe loss of blood, because this episode I'm coming face to face with DRACULA himself! I'm joined by FRANK ZYLINYI, director of (and actor in!) RADIOTHEATRE's live production of BRAM STOKER's classic chiller. I do believe you're in for a treat.

It's DAY FOUR of the HAY-LLOWEEN MARATHON! Grab your sweater and some apple cider, and climb on board! We are going for a HAYRIDE. Unfortunately, what's waiting for you out in the field isn't friendly. And has a pitchfork. A really BIG pitchfork! Also, a farewell tribute to my dear friend, PATRICK DEARBORN.

It's Day 4 of the HAY-LOWEEN MOVIE MARATHON. It's 4:30 in the morning. The movie is MANIAC starring ELIJAH WOOD. He's crazy. There are mannequins. There are scalps. There are no tap numbers.

The HEYYY!-LLOWEEN MOVIE MARATHON continues! Day 2 brings us 2004's THE HOLLOW, and the Headless Horseman returns for the grave and stalks teens at a Halloween haunted hayride. NICK CARTER from the BACKSTREET BOYS is in it. NICK CARTER from the BACKSTREET BOYS doesn't die. Sigh....at least there's JUDGE REINHOLD for me to fantasize about.

It's the first QUICKISODE of the HALLOWEEN season, and on the menu this evening is a rare delicacy called SHAKMA! This film has everything: RODDY MCDOWELL and CHRISTOPHER ATKINS versus a drugged-up killer BABOON. Do you really need to know anything else?!?