ScreamQueenz: Where Horror Gets GAY!

On this episode, the NIGHTMARE CLOSET is back with a vengeance...and only super-cuddly KELLEY KOMBRINCK from NOTLP can help me save the world from flying killer pizzas from outer space! We're watching the alien-hunts-old-coots-and-stupid-teenagers non-classic WITHOUT WARNING. Will this be as terrifying as I remember? Or will it suck worse than wacky bean humor about the Guapo Indians? Hey, Kelley and I didn't get a warning. Neither will you. Download KELLEY KOMBRINCK's original song "Monster Movies With My Friends" here for FREE! Additional music: "Fred from Jupiter" by Digette "Another Irish Drinking Song" by DaVinci's Notebook

OWEN ROBERTSON & I try to discuss the new release DARK SKIES, but keep getting distracted by all the probing!

A Triple Feature of TERROR (and/or possible turds)!

What better way to kick off Women in Horror Recognition month than with a classic 80's slasher movie that's also a tale of lesbian pride & feminism gone awry! I'm joined this week once again by super-famous playwright/lyricist/alien abduction enthusiast OWEN ROBERTSON. We try to discuss the new science fiction major screen release DARK SKIES. I won't say we fail exactly, but we don't stay on topic very much. Who could blames us, what with all the probing and everything! ROBERT R BEST, author of the WORLD MEMORIAL TRILOGY, and world-famous actor ALENA ACKER will be at the party. Renowned feminist author and SPM's screenwriter RITA MAE BROWN sends her regrets. So does ODA MAE BROWN. who really wasn't invited to start with. There's also an evil talking TRAVELOCITY GNOME, plus some kickass music from MOCK BOTTOM. Plus, BRITTNAY MATTHEWS, RACHEL FUCKING TICE and all the other MOST POPULAR GIRLS IN SCHOOL get a life-saving plug from Listener Brett! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-STtD96doeo

Bryan from DRUNKEN ZOMBIE helps fulfill on of my darkest holiday obsessions!

Listener TRAE DEAN stops int to talk about the electrifying erotic gay sci fi thriller, SOCKET. We’re sure you’ll get a charge out of it....

TOPPIE SMELLIE of "The Smellcast" and "LOTSL" answers the call of an overworked queen and dishes the dish on TV's DARK SHADOWS. Plus....shit I watched during the hurricane.

I broke my rib cage. I'm high on Oxycontin. Minimalist show. Happy Thanksgiving.

NOW WITH 66% LESS EDITING ERRORS!!! We survived HURRICANE SANDY, so Bradford & I risk our lives by spending the night alone in the dark with a small army of the world's most vicious serial killers at the terrifying new haunted house experience, NIGHTMARE: KILLERS/ We also saw PARANORMAL ACTIVITY. We were very bored. Then Bradford does something unspeakably awful. My condolences in advance... NIGHTMARE: KILLERS is open through November 11. Get your tickets at www.HauntedHouseNYC.com

Happy Halloween, Minions! In celebration of our favorite holiday, we have an extra packed show for you this week! First off, The Crapshoot checks out I'M NOT JESUS MOMMY; the movie that's ballsy enough to spoil it's own surprise ending in it's title! And then, special guest JENNIFER WINEGARDNER shows us how to thrown one helluva HALLOWEEN HULLABALOO and play us come tracks of her new CD! But wait! There's more! Mister Brad drops by to talk about HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA as well as dish all the dirt that went down when we ran in THE FABULOUS RACE! And if you call right now, you'll get my review of the brand new box office monster SINISTER! And if that wasn't enough, I'm going to get 69'd by my listening audience. "How is THAT gong to work?", you ask. Listen and learn, little ones. Listen and learn... ************************************************************************* THE TREVOR PROJECT: www.TrevorProject.org Providing crisis intervention and suicide prevention services to lesbian, gay,bisexual, transgender, and questioning youth. HALLOWEEN HULLABALOO: www.HalloweenHullabalooMusical.com Also available on iTunes and CDBaby.

This week, THE CRAPSHOOT takes aim at at a DVD that had the misfortune to wonder its way into my mailbox unannounced. Although I have recollection of ever ordering PREY (aka ALIEN PREY), I took a gamble on this bizarre British sci-fi/exploitation mishmash. The results have to be heard to be believed. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQywixTcBM4 And then, listener TOMMY FROM TORONTO stupidly recommended that I check out the slasher comedy DETENTION. He knows full well that doing so means he must be held accountable for his actions and face the fury of the FIRING SQUAD if I am not amused. Will Tommy be torn apart for his enthusiasm, or will his reward be beyond imagining? Or both. Listen and learn. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UkdZd_muq4 And finally, JESSICA BIEL takes on a phantom baby-napper in THE TALL MAN. You know they say about tall men...? Yeah, me neither. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_QqA0sDMec All this and the outrageous exploits that occurred when I spent the day on-set with JAMES EARL JONES, MILA KUNIS and ROBIN WILLIAMS! WOW!

This week, I'm sharing with you what happened when SCREAMQUEENZ recorded live during the PRIDE48 celebration in Las Vegas! Amid the drunken debauchery and shameless flirting, Scott and I manage to talk about talk about the gay vampire horror/comedy BITE MARKS. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcvE12fzv7U Let me tell you this movie has EVERYTHING! Not only that, it stars the inimitable STEPHEN GEOFFREYS! Plus, stick around after the live show for a whole boatload of listener feedback. Or I'll kill you.

This is the emergency episode, crafted to fill the void after the website was cruelly shut down. No frills. No editing. Just two movie reviews.

I'm back from vacation, and for the life of me I had the hardest time trying to find one movie worth talking about. So instead, you're getting: Three Forgettable Flicks: HEADHUNTER: THE ASSESSMENT WEEKEND, SHOCK LABYRINTH and THE APPARITION. Plus One Decent (but not yet widely available) Flick:  [REC] 3: GENESIS. ...and a whole lotta NEW YORK THEATER (deal with it!) [youlist showinfo="1" autohide="2" modestbranding="1" fs="1" rel="0" vid="o7ophh1REoU,_EBGFz8fDL0,KYQCG7F5fUI,mkmzXVwLtH0,5jocii8z3QI"]

Special Guest: ALENA ACKER! Take a trip through time with me, world-famous actress ALENA ACKER and HG WELLS as we try to stop JACK THE RIPPER, who's on a new killing spree in 1970's San Francisco! You should be sure to wear some flowers in your hair, but whether or not you bring your cellophane pants is up to you... And then, I put listener SHAWN from the MORE HORROR THAN HORROR podcast up against the wall for daring to recommend the Aussie thriller FEED from 2005. Plus, RE-ANIMATOR: THE MUSICAL, y'all!! Oh yeah, it's also the show's second anniversary. Thanks for forgetting. *sniff* :) [youlist vid="MY7Vz17STok,URNtMt7NqgU,K8JPdjz3Dhk,quKjky-ftIU,E_w21ET0GlM"]