ScreamQueenz: Where Horror Gets GAY!

It's hotter than hell at SQHQ, which means it's perfect weather to stay inside and watch scary movies! First up, cinematic dystopia heads closer to reality in THE PURGE: ELECTION YEAR.  Then THE CRAPSHOOT returns to check out PROM RIDE...a movie that is not only bad; it's just plain ugly. Also, all the details from the GALA Festival in Denver, the horny couple on my flight to Dallas, the winner of the SCHMOVIE contest, general malaise and overall sassiness.    

I'm in Denver for the week, so enjoy this trip back in time to a very early episode detailing one of those classic movies that ran on HBO constantly back in the 80's... It's THE LEGACY, a tale of witchcraft and lurking evil and shower scenes and KIKI DEE.  It stars KATHERINE ROSS and SAM ELLIOTT and his totally gratuitous life-changing shower scene. Sure, it's got a death scene that still haunts me, but that shower scene is possibly the most important thing that has ever been filmed in the history of everything. Looking forward to a real episode next time, even though there probably won't be any epic showering in it. Not as epic as this. I mean, come on....LOOK at this man!!! Now back off. He's mine.        

Join me as I once again explore the childhood nightmare inducing world of the 1970's MADE FOR TV MOVIES and take a look at the 1972 tale of telephonic terror WHEN MICHAEL CALLS.

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Celebrate our 150th episode with a super-deadly sleepover.  Join my very special slumber party pals, actor ALENA ACKER, author ROBERT R. BEST and I as we take a stab at the unexpectedly delightful absurdist horror comedy THE SLASHENING. Also, I'll be spilling all the birthday weekend T. Did we Escape the Room? Did the Barracuda Casino and Discotheque go down for the last time? What horrible thing happened at DALLAS BBQ? And expect a command to go see GREEN ROOM in the theaters immediately. ******************** Special thanks to the people at ESCAPE ENTERTAINMENT for making my Escape the Room birthday adventure exceptional.   A beautiful facility, super-friendly staff, movie-quality sets, meticulous attention to detail and a truly challenging series of mind bending puzzles set this company leaps and bounds ahead of the other local escape games. If you're in the NYC area and want the best possible night of nerve-jangling, brain-melting fun, click on the link above and make your reservation now. And tell them you heard about it on ScreamQueenz! ********************** Additional music for this episode: Girl Party - Mack Z For Realsies - Caitlyn Kylie      

It's that magical time of year of year again....time for another FRIDAY THE 13th SPECTACULARRRR! We're up to FREDDY vs JASON now, so I'm taking a look at this long awaited epic battle between the Titans of Terror. I'll discuss my love for Linderman, KELLY ROWLAND's controversial use of the "F-Word", and the citywide disaster that almost kept me from seeing this in the theaters. Also, my birthday plans, shitty gay comedy shows, fat kitties, a rant against YOUTUBE and a new cause for horror fans to stand up against. (I was going to include a review of GREEN ROOM, but ran out of time.  Just go. Go see it. Now.) ************** Additional music: "Betelehemu" - BYU Men's Choir "I Like Musicals" - Laura Benanti Buy the single here. Just $1.50, and proceeds go to VH-1: Save the Music- Keeping Music Education in Public Schools https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc6TtemDORAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc6TtemDORA    

Reposted on 4/16 minus the mixing error. Now includes a gratuitous Debbie Gibson impersonation This episode brings you a delightful DOUBLE PENETRATION...umm, DOUBLE FEATURE to teach you important life lessons: Never steal a bus when you're quoting an Alicia Silverstone movie that won't come out for another ten years, and never ever attend a dinner party not organized by gays. THE INVITATION is the latest film from KAREN KASUMA that shows that getting together with old friends can be a terrifying thing to do, and LOST AFTER DARK is an 80's style slasher film that teaches you need more than a gimmick to pull off a decent horror movie. I have many words to say about these movies...some good, some bad and many of them four-letter. Also, a spotlight on Broadway's DISASTER! THE MUSICAL (Tickets at www.DisasterMusical.com!)  another AWKWARD URINAL ENCOUNTER and my embarrassing corporate video shoot faux pas! ************ Additional music: "Le Freak"-Chic, "Sky High"-Jigsaw, "Garden Party"-Ricky Nelson, "Devil's Spoke"-Laura Marling

Join CHRYSTEN PEDDIE, DAN COHEN and I  as we peek behind the Iron Curtain to see if we can determine why the fuck this movie isn't on DVD.

With New Year's rapidly approaching and my podcasting mojo in a state of flux, please enjoy this trip back in time to Episode 61. SMILE is one of the movies so bad, it made me lose my unflappable composure. Many were so entertained by the show the first time that they watched the movie anyway. They're all dead now. Of boredom. Heed the warning. Don't watch it. And if you do, don't blame me!

Bring your own freeze dried poodle turds, and get ready to eat a bowl of fuck!

It's time for another installment of the FRIDAY THE 13th SPECTACULAR, so join Mister Brad and I on a voyage across the deepest of space to come face to face with JASON X (and his amazing side-eye)!

******************************************************************** Still not running at 100%, so enjoy a another trip in the WayBack Machine to another horrid movie that nearly gave me a stroke. This time, it's DEAD TONE from Episode 7. Just remember, the angrier I get, the more you'll laugh. Click the picture to get your tickets to DEAF WEST's production of SPRING AWAKENING, now on BROADWAY. Pick up your favorite song from the original 2009 production of SPRING AWAKENING.

Due to continuing health problems, ScreamQueenz is on unofficial hiatus.  In the interim, please enjoy these flashback episodes revisiting some past reviews of movies so terrible, I completely lost my shit. This time, it's the super-annoying scavenger hunt slasher, RED HOOK. Wear a bib. It's gonna get messy in here.

Join me as we razzle-dazzle the night away with three beautifully bonkers superstars, MRS. SMITH, DANDY DARKLY and DEAD MARTIN (aka DON WINSOR). Don't miss their live performances!  Click the pics below for more information. Use Code GMCNY for $37 Tix! Dead. Still Groovy. Fringe Fabulousness! Pick up Don Winsor's sexy album THE STATELY CLOCK on CD or Download RIGHT HERE!!!!

Phone apps. We love 'em. They entertain us. They connect us. They make our lives better. But in this tale of technological terror, you'd better make sure to read the fine print, because the devil's in the details. i-LIVED is a smart, suspenseful Twilight Zone-ish treat, and it's available on demand. Help out the show by renting i-LIVED through the special Amazon link below!