ScreamQueenz: Where Horror Gets GAY!

This week, SCREAMQUEENZ celebrates the holidays the traditional way…with human sacrifice, crazed genetic mutations and potty mouth! The Crapshoot returns to take a peek at what’s inside THE SHRINE. Will I live long enough to regret it tasting forbidden fruit, or will I just regret watching the damn movie? And …

Episode 47: It's time, Screamerz, for me to try to tackle at least some of the excitement and debauchery that beset the quiet suburb of Sharonville the weekend of November 17. And what fun would it be to do it alone! I'll be joined by two very special guests: both world famous author ROBERT R. BEST and BRIAN from BIG GAY HORROR FAN will be joining me to try to piece together the gaping booze-induced holes in my memory. And my underwear. We'll be dishing the dish on the backwoods slasher DOWN THE ROAD. lighting the fuse on the explosive Argentinian flick COLD SWEAT, and putting on our big boy pants to tackle all the potty humor unleashed in CHILLERAMA! Make yourself extra comfy, because this is one long mofo of a show.

Episode 46: Happy Thanksgiving, Screamers! In addition to this being the nationwide celebration of genocide, smallpox and syphillis, it’s also anniversary time for Brad and I. So, while we enjoy our stuffing….(pause, pause)… enjoy this trip back to the golden age of radio as gay icon AGNES MOOREHEAD gets something …

Episode 45: This week, we finally get to take a look inside the bizarre goings-on at the STEAMPUNK HAUNTED HOUSE and their twisted spin on “Through the Looking Glass”. Find out who did what to get us barred from Bulgarian nightclubs for life! And finally, clutch your pearls with fear …

Episode 44: A Happy Halloween to all you Screamerz! And to celebrate this momentous holiday, we're taking a look at two of the most notorious New York City haunted house attractions! First, Mister Brad and special guest JENNIFER ELLIOTT join me for a visit to NIGHTMARE: FAIRY TALES. Even The Brothers Grimm weren't this freaky! And what's going on with THE EXPERIMENT being conducted upstairs from the house?? And the, I sit down with SCOTT THE SATYR from the SATYRSPHERE Podcast, and I shock him with the kinky thrills looming in the depths of the BLACKOUT HAUNTED HOUSE, and then talk about some of his favorite haunts. So, gather up your candy, check your buttplugs for razor blades and enjoy the Haunted House Hysteria!

In this very special inaugural (ie. test) episode of "DRAMAQUEENZ: The Podcast Where THEATER Gets Bent!", I am joined by the very lovely and talented ALENA ACKER! Alena plays my wife Bridget Burke in LiveInTheater's production of THE RYAN CASE 1873. Plus, she stars in and helped create the award-winning comedy web series MOTHER EVE'S SECRET GARDEN! I am honored and truly delighted that she stopped by ScreamQueenz Headquarters (SQHQ) to discuss Punchdrunk Theater company's SLEEP NO MORE. Now, I know you loyal Screamerz have already heard Mister Brad and I dish the dirt on SLEEP NO MORE, but Alena brings a certain grace and poise (and sobriety) to the conversation that may have been lacking when we squawked through it several months ago. Also, I was lucky enough to have Elena to allow me to share with you some of the hilarious music from the show she did at the Midtown International Theater Festival this past summer, MOTHER EVE'S SECRET GARDEN OF SENSUAL SISTERHOOD. Even though the show's closed, the company just recorded a cast album, and I think you'll get a huge kick out it. "But, Patrick", you say. "Why are you covered a show that's not running anymore? Very simple. A) It's still a successful and hilarious web series that you should be checking out. B) Cuz my pussy told me so. My pussy told me so. For more information about SLEEP NO MORE, visit www.SleepNoMoreNYC http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkjA0OVTTjY Check out more of ALENA and MOTHER EVE at www.MotherEves.com

Episode 43: This week, we take a look at the horrors of the "real Amerkka" with Kevin Smith's evangelical nightmare RED STATE and Chris Peckover's twisted tale of patriotism run amok, UNDOCUMENTED. And grab your safety goggles & splatter guards cuz The Crapshoot is back, finding out whether it's worth it to KILL KATIE MALONE. And if this show wasn't already overflowing with content, I give a quickie rave over Pedro Almodovor's erotic slice of weirdness, THE SKIN I LIVE IN. Plus I have a run in with Santa's lesser known Stinky Gay Panty Crack Elf....Don't ask. It's better you don't know.

Episode 42: Let's face it. The real estate market is a bitch, so we're going to be take a look at 2 movies that illustrate how nasty this business can be. First off, Mister Brad and I check into the DREAM HOUSE...and dream is the operative word, because good luck staying awake. And then, The Crapshoot sets its sites on FRATERNITY MASSACRE AT HELL ISLAND, or "Gay College Boys Vs. Killer Clown". And finally, I talk about the sheer audacity of the Hong Kong release DREAM HOME and learn some really exciting new uses for SpaceBags!

Episode 41: Ciao bello, Screamerz! This week, all roads do lead to Rome as we take a look at the 1971 giallo classic BLACK BELLY OF THE TARANTULA! I'm joined by Chris and Shawn from the 42nd Street Drive In...actually, I'm joining them, because due to the recent family tragedy at this end, I'm rebroadcasting an excerpt of their show from earlier this year. But it's a good one, and I think you'll get a kick out of it. However, I still dish out some brand new CHATTER, address the PORTAL TO HELL in my ceiling and point the finger at a CHICKEN STEALING BITCH. Plus, there's a fresh crop of voicemails from you...what's not to love! SHUT UP! Don't answer that!!!...Cheeky bitch.

Episode 40: It's Episode 40, and what better way to celebrate the end of summer than to watch a bunch of stupid-ass college kids get their ass tore up by manhungry sea predators!! Well, that's just what I did when I checked out SHARK NIGHT 3D, and I can't wait to share my thoughts about it with you, old chum! (Get it? Chum!...I'm hilarious!) And then, hold on to your hats, because there's a Category 5 CrapStorm heading your way, when Hurricane Irene leaves me homebound with nothing to do but watch scary movies. I've got seven...count 'em, SEVEN!! lightning-fast QUICKIE REVIEWS. So, get your ass down in the bunker, Miss Thing, because this show is gonna blow your weave right off!

Episode 39: Take a trip back to the sleazy funkalicious days of the 1970's as we take a look at two vintage chillers from the decade of Pet Rocks, Mood Rings and Speedballs! First, we're off to the funny farm for the British anthology TALES THAT WITNESS MADNESS. You'll think twice before you prune that pesky bush of yours ever again. And then, we're shaking our hoo-ha's with SATAN'S CHEERLEADERS, a movie that defies description. Think ROSEMARY'S BABY with a water balloon fight, and you'll...not even be close. So get on board! The Groovy Train is about to pull out...but just don't get your Free Bird caught in your Gadda-Da-Vida!! This Week's Quickie Trailers! [youlist vid="sbkdb3fefPE,mpaPtqpDQP0,oeGMxE2vYlg"]

Episode 38: This week, let's take a trip back to the Golden Age of Radio when THE NIGHTMARE CLOSET unleashes a classic episode of LIGHTS OUT that dares you to spend the night in MURDER CASTLE. I've got a quicky review of BUDDY BOY, a surreal look into the world of paranoid schizophrenia that had me squealing like a baby mongoose. Plus, another quickie with BLACK DEATH: a great movie about the worst trip to the Renaissance Fair...ever. And finally, I turn the show over to you, because I got voicemails coming out my bahinkies, so buckle in, kids. The chauffeur's actually an escaped convict!

Episode 37: In this episode, I take the advice of Joe from Cincy and sit down for brunch with a horde of FLESH EATING MOTHERS. Will I survive long enough to finish my mimosa? And then, it's off to rural Ireland where ancient magics can bring your loved ones back from the dead, but might also make the life expectancy rate plummet rapidly for the residents of the eerily quaint town of WAKE WOOD. All this and more await you in this anniversary episode of SCREAMQUEENZ! [youlist vid="1Ze0EG1yqdk,NSBKbpK8hQo,DVqMrcakPg0"]

Episode 36: From the surreal to the sublime; from high art to low brow; from Shakespeare to puppet tits. This episode, join Mister Brad and I take a trip through a haunted 1930's hotel when we check out Punchdrunk theater company's sensual, hallucinatory, blood-soaked Shakespearean waking nightmare experience, SLEEP NO MORE. Then, we get to listen to an original song by a fellow NYCGMC member, TYLER HAYGOOD. He wants to know, "Can you HANDLE MY SCANDAL?" And finally...take a trip back to the 1980's when the clothes were neon, the music was new wave and the teenagers were....made out of felt. That's right, find out the scoop on THE PUPPET MONSTER MASSACRE!   To read the various articles sent in by Jenny regarding the outrage over TICKED OFF TRANNYS WITH KNIVES, click here!

Episode 35: HAPPY GAY PRIDE, SCREAMERS! To celebrate this joyful and historical occasion, I delve into the sleaziest depths of gay horror...the "Blood & Beefcake" genre...with a bizarre look into the deadly world of male "modeling" with DEAD BOYZ DON'T SCREAM. And to keep me company, I get a little help from good ol' Fozziebare from The PodcastPodcast! And then I see if I can fend off a horde of fiercely fabulous TICKED-OFF TRANNIES WITH KNIVES! With a title like that, what could POSSIBLY go wrong! To read the article featuring ME being interviewed by The New York Times about The Ryan Case 1873, CLICK HERE! Here's that video of that kid voguing I mentioned. The best part of this (aside from him getting run over by the Circle Line boat....TWICE!) is that this kid, Robert Jeffrey, grew up to be a screenwriter and MAJOR Dario Argento fan! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8OjbEcRN2U