ScreamQueenz: Where Horror Gets GAY!

As we approach the finish line for the COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN MARATHON, Daddy is mentally and physically drained.  But we still got holiday magic to make. I'm talking about the WNUF HALLOWEEN SPECIAL in which a small town news team broadcasts live from inside an allegedly haunted house where a gruesome series of murders occurred twenty years ago. And podcasting delirium sets in...

The COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN MARATHON rolls onward, and I am hitting the Wall of Pain! Tonight's selection is HOLLOW GATE, suggested by NATHAN JOHNSON from THE HYSTERIA CONTINUES. It's the tale of four suds-seeking teens who fall prey to a psychotic killer because of their unbridled desire for a purple sparkly wig. Or something. Sexy meatball sandwiches, mom jeans and deadly attacks by cuddly dogs abound. Pray for death...My death, that is. How may days left until Halloween???

You're in for another COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN MARATHON! You're invited to the party to end all parties at THE SCAREHOUSE. The girls of Sigma Kappa Delta are about to discover that the scariest thing in this haunted house is their past...and that revenge is a bitch.  

The COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN MARATHON is on! Step right up! Step right up! Get your ticket and join me at THE FUNHOUSE MASSACRE where six escaped serial killers are about to give Halloween fun a bad name.

The COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN MARATHON begins with some Kentucky Fried Slasher action with the 1991 low budget treat, HAUNTEDWEEN. A group of fraternity brothers find themselves on deadly ground when the house they choose for their Halloween fundraiser turns out to be already inhabited by a killer with a flair for the dramatic. Feathered hair, gratuitous nudity and horrendous 80's fashions aren't the only things to be afraid of this blood-soaked indie flick!

The COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN MARATHON begins with a look at BOO (2004) featuring DEE WALLACE STONE. A group of college students spend Halloween night in an abandoned hospital only to discover the icky, sticky, gooey legends about the place are all too real. With a title like BOO, you're just begging me to hate you.  Did I? Listen and learn, little ones...

Enjoy another BONE-US mini-episode before the COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN begins later this week. I'm joined by my friend, director-screenwriter-playwright-author-bear provocateur SEAN ABLEY, to discuss his novelization of the classic movie NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD, the state of modern horror and the miracle of PAMELA SUSAN SHOOP. My apologies for the poor sound quality. Technology is not my friend of late. Meet Sean and get an autographed copy of the book on November 5 at DARK DELICACIES in Los Angeles. If you're not in the area, get your signed copy at www.DarkDel.com. (Also available on Amazon.com after November 5.) ******************** Additional music: "Mister Big Stuff" - Jean Knight

Hop on board for another HALLOWEEN BONE-US episode! We're grabbing the morning rush hour train to the zombie apocalypse in TRAIN TO BUSAN. And don't worry...since the movie is new (and fabulous), this discussion is SPOILER-FREE.

In another HALLOWEEN BONE-US episode, take a trip with me to the sleepy seaside town of Point Dune where unspeakable evil will crawl from the ocean when the Blood Moon rises. We're talking about MESSIAH OF EVIL starring MARIANNA HILL! Trigger Warning: This Podcast Contains Flat-Face Chickens. **************************** Additional Music: "Hold On To Love" - Raun McKinnon

At long last, I'm finally having my chat with the fabulous MANUEL CANERI about the wonderfully weird Canadian bit of weirdness known as AMERICAN GOTHIC starring ROD STEIGER, YVONNE DE CARLO and MICHAEL J. POLLARD. Note: This episode is strictly B.Y.O.D.B. (Bring Your Own Dead Baby) Spend the holiday with the charming Mister Caneri and the GOLDEN GIRLS at the VICTORIA THEATER in SAN FRANCISCO!  Click on the pics to get your tix...and tell 'em you heard about it on SCREAMQUEENZ! www.GoldenGirlsSF.com ******************************** Additional music: "Power in the Blood"-The Hee Haw Quartet, "Two Doors Down"-Dolly Parton, "Don't Drop the Baby"-The JudyBats

Reposted on 10/17/2016 with 6 minutes of additional audio missing from original postHalloween is drawing near, so enjoy the first of my seasonal BONE-US minishows.  This time, we're going to SUMMER CAMP to fight off rage virus infected counselors running amok in the woods of Spain. ¡Muy atemorizante!

Due to a technology mishap, the planned AMERICAN GOTHIC episode has to be rerecorded. In lieu of that discussion, I will be going back to the woods of Burketsville, Maryland to see what the BLAIR WITCH is up to with this new crowd of hapless documentary filmmaking assholes.Also, THE CRAPSHOOT returns to take aim at THE HUMAN RACE in which 80 unwilling participants compete are forced to run for their lives.  Literally. Finally you'll get the backstage dirt on THE UNDERPANTS GODOT, the continued fallout from my dad's homophobic incident, the skinny on THE CASE OF: JONBENET RAMSEY and my continued evolution in a total CATFAG.

Come sit a spell while I tell you the tale of the night I went to see the major studio release DON'T BREATHE.  Bask in the knowledge that my discussion with be free of spoilers.  Marvel that said discussion is free of fart jokes despite the movie title giving me carte blanche for a flatulent free-for-all.Also, thrill at the return of THE CRAPSHOOT!  The movie I've set my sites on is the independent slasher flick CHILL: THE KILLING GAMES.  Did I find a hidden gem? Or did I wind up with a handful of poop....again? You'll have to listen and find out!Also, backstage shenanigans from the set of THE UNDERPANTS GODOT, parental backlash, feline foolishness and my latest television obsessions. ************************ Additional music: "Pussy Rodeo" - Peter Pan "Blind Man" - Aerosmith "Play the Game" - Queen

Celebrate six years (and one month) of SCREAMQUEENZ with special guests ALLISON NOWACKI, BRYAN J. POLK, CHACHI's cousin, Roy's dead son from F-13 PART 5, a hardcore porn star, an infamous madam...and ME! We're talking about the truly terrible yet unspeakably entertaining EVIL LAUGH in which the world's dumbest medical students have the world's most amazing cleaning montage and then die at the hands of a teeny tiny luchador with the giggles. Or something. Don't forget your Lactaid, because this episode is being served with extra cheese!   STEVEN BAIO knows a real man never shows his belly button.

It's hot, Daddy's got migraines, and he's going to take his life's frustrations out on this week's waste of celluloid, THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DOOR. Also, expect quickie reviews on THE BREAK-IN, 13 CAMERAS, BASKIN and SWEET HOME. Plus, a correction about last week's infamous Pussy Rodeo.