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We're joined by Matt Harrier of DorkTunes for TMPGoTI Episode 133. It's an evening of music, video games, and Flaming Lamborghinis. So sit back, relax, grab a beverage (oops, now you have to get back up out of your chair- sorry about that) , and tune in. This week, Matt and Cassandra are entranced by Skyrim. Meanwhile, your's truly is taking over the city of Steelport in Saints Row: The Third with Zombie Estelle Getty. Things shift to a more serious (but not too serious) note as we share our opinions about the soundtracks to our digital lives. But wait a minute, about that flaming car drink...   The Flaming Lamborghini:   2 measures Kahlua® coffee liqueur 2 measures Sambuca 2 measures Blue Curacao liqueur 2 measures Bailey's® Irish cream 2 warmed martini glasses 4 shotglasses One wineglass   Pour the kahlua into 2 warmed Martini glasses, slowly add 1/2 measure of sambuca into each martini glass so that it creates a layer. Place the remaining measures of samuba into a wine glass. Pour the baileys and blue curacao into seperate shot glasses and set either side of the cocktail glass. Set light to the sambuca in the wineglass. Pour equal measures of flaming sambuca into the martini glasses. Pour the show of blue curacao and baileys into flaming martini glass in unison. Don't light yourself on fire. If you do light yourself on fire, be sure to take video and post it on the internet.

Skyrim is here! Skyrim is here! This episode is 95% about Skyrim, but we save all the spoilery type stuff for the second half, so if you don't want to know details of the game, you can listen to the first half only. In the first half, we talk about going to the midnight release of the game, which was a blast - except to for the weird club we ended up doing tequila shots at, but oh, well!

With the week of tricks and treats behind us, it's our pleasure to have one of our favorite XBOX Live Indie Game creators, Dan of Dannobot Games along for the show, so sit back with a drink and your biscuit of choice as we discuss games of all types and Dan's path to indie game development on XBOX Live. Also. we discuss the fine, yet underappreciated art of 2D boob physic. It's more tricky than one might think. This episode contains 3 codes for 3 lucky people to obtain a copy of Pajmorama. Good luck and maybe we'll play it with you sometime! This week's cocktail recipe is called Poppy )The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch). The upside of this drink is that it is very good. The downside, is that if you aaaaaaaaaaaaare clumsy aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand spill it on your keyboaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard like me, you maaaaaaaaaaaaay end up with aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa sticky aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa key. Also, if you listened to Cassandra's Hentai impersonation on this episode, please stay tuned to the end of episode 131 of TMPGOTI to learn how you can enter to win your one of these of your VERY OWN!    

Hey, Ghosts and Ghoulies! Happy Halloween! It's that special time of year when the veil between the living and the dead is at its weakest - who knows what will happen? Join us this week's for tricks and treats, including the Red Rum cocktail, Tara becoming the controller, a couple spooky songs, scary stories from Connor, Andi, and Dezmond, and The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe as read by Matthew Moore. Have a spooky Halloween!

When I was a little girl, I wanted nothing more than to be Dyna Girl, a creation of Sid & Marty Krofft's Saturday Morning kid's show, 'Electra Woman & Dyna Girl'. I'd run around the house in my little pink swimsuit, leaping off of furniture with my beach towel flapping behind me. I was five. Eventually, I grew too tall for the little pink swimsuit, Electra Woman & Dyna Girl was cancelled, I moved on to more sophistocated things like, Dungeons & Dragons Electra Woman & Dyna Girl Montage   Some folks never outgrow their pink swimsuits.... or, they just get a new size, and the next thing they know they're holding a press conference whilst wearing a rubber shirt. Some carry it farther. Up, up and awa-aaaay farther. Herein lies our discussion. Lets look at superheroes in real life and for just a moment while you're listening I want you to ask yourself: What my superhero name would be, what would my costume look like? and then email us at the good old tmpgoti at gmail.com address to let us know.   This week's Nerd Rage Hall of Flame features KillerKarrit. (which would make an awesome supervillain name).

Let me tell ya, folks, Tara is pissed off about Driver San Francisco's voice acting! Other than that rant, we open a gift from our awesome saucie listener, Peya, relive some moments from the online birthday party, and we ramble on about all the shit we've been playing and watching. We also talk about Steve Job's passing and the new iPhone 4s (for Steve, as Tara calls it), as well as answer some great listener questions! :) Enjoy!

Thanks to everyone who made it onto skype for Sassy's Online Birthday Party. You are all beautiful and awesome, and no that's not just the absinthe talking. This week's show features The Ballad of Mark Bradford, a dirty nun joke, Doctor Game's Felicia Day story, a very deep discussion on search terms such as Mango Porn, Jessica Rabbit's crotch, Furry Sex, which got me to thinking about how it would be horrible for me to add those onto the front page just for shits and giggles to see who ended up here on those search terms. Yes, I'm looking at you. Also, we have a bit of Pajamorama smacktalk with an imperial surprise at the end. For those who missed it, some footage of gameplay with commentary from Big AndiD of CrankyGamers UK and Dannobot, the creator of Pajamorama, can be found here. In case you are thinking of asking, yes I recorded the game that I won.   Also, it was the only game of Pajamorama that I won.    

Hey, Kats and Kittens, This week we're recording on a Sunday morning after two nights of partying: A Pirate Party on Friday night and a Birthday Slumber Party on Saturday night. We're not too out of it to do the show, though. We talk about the games we've been playing: Deus X HR and Majin, as well as what we're watching and reading. Sassy is starting her final re-read of the Wheel of Time Series! In the second half, we hit some news and talk about changes to FaceBook, IBM patenting a way to route your GPS by retailers, and whether or not Nicholas Cage is a vampire. Also, thanks to Luna or sending us this very sexy rugby instructional video. Sexy Rugby: the game

The party of the first part known as TMPGOTI hereby releases Episode 125 to the party of the second part, known as you. In pressing the play button, the party of the second part agrees to send the party of the first part Jaffa Cakes and Galaxy Bars. Now that's an End User License Agreement (EULA) that I can live with. Welcome to the internet age, where you can sign away your rights without actually signing anything. Sony's new mandatory update is on the discussion table. Meanwhile, I'm going to sit back, relax, snack on the goodies that the lovely gentlemen at MidLifeGamer sent to us, and ask this guy to rip the network cable from my PS3      

Hey, Kats and Kittens! This week we are joined by the one and only Cranky Gamer, Big Andi D. He gets to gloat over kicking my butt in Pajamorama, but then we get into talking about what we've been doing this week. After the break, we get into a discussion on the upcoming fall/Christmas gaming season, including what we're looking forward to. We also drink a whoooole bunch of whiskey and laugh a lot. :) Thanks, Andi!

I am back from PAX. So herein, I tell adventures of weirdos in the airport, on the street and in the pubs. Yes, I need to get out more but first, lets play some Pajamorama! Props to Dannobot games out of Austin TX for making a game that will be a favorite here at TMPGoTI studios. Exciting maps, intense graphics, riveting story, solid game mechanics, comprehensive intructions... this game has none of that. However, we enjoyed the gameplay. We paid a dollar and laughed our asses off.

An interesting fact... Cheaters like to poke the bear with a boner while riding a goat. Or at least what we come up with this show. Tara's off at PAX, so Sassy is joined by Luder, Alphabox, and Binary from Off Topic and Three Player Game, as well as our awesome sauciest listener Peya (who is NOT a cheater!). Peya had some technical difficulties due to Hurricane Irene, so she's missing from the first half of the show, but with some creative editing, we got the show together.

This week, Cassandra completes Bastion. I complete From Dust and share my impressions of Record of Agarest War. I'll tell you what happens when you buy a game judging by its cover. You bang your head against the wall and beg for those precious hours of your life back. Maybe a little research is a good idea before my next purchase. Aside from lamenting about the bad combat and storyline, there really isn't much that I can say that can't be said by showing this picture.     And this one.   I'm sorry Universe, really, I am. Can I please have those few precious hours of my life back? I promise to spend them on something more productive, like playing shooters or tower defense games.   Also, we're Back With News of The Weird. This week's featured Break Artist is That 1 Guy.   Editor's Note: No babies were shaken during the making of this podcast.

This week we are pleased and honored to have the one and only Neil "xibxang" Brooks from GamerDork on our show. Neil let's us in on what's next for GamerDork. He's found a new partner and has recorded a trial run already, so the new GamerDork will be available in the next few weeks! Neil tells us all about his new co-host and their plans for the show. Neil brought along some nerd rage for us, too! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDYjljdje-g In the second half we talk about boards game since Neil has become an enthusiast. We talk a lot about playing table top games when we were kids, too.

"This game is going to be awesome!" I can't tell you how many times I've said that. I quit saying it - or, at least I've tried to, with the exceptions of when I quit quitting. The important thing here, is that when it comes to upcoming releases, I try really hard not to sound like someone who has been struck by "fandumb". Just go ahead and move along citizen, right past my gushing about the rumored Rainbow Six release, nothing to see here. I also try not to sound like the jaded and cynical nerd-raged gamer who has media overload, read too many previews and interviews given by PR mouthpieces that do nothing but blow smoke up people's asses about how their game will kick your face, kick your ass, and kick your face's ass, only to find out on release date that the only thing that will get kicked, is your XBOX controller. But... It's not like I'm bitter or anything like that. On the other side of the coin, maybe there are games we've missed out on because someone wrote a less than glowing review for a game that is still quite enjoyable and worthwhile to play. This week, we have Digital Cowboy Tony Atkins along with us for a great discussion on games, achievements, reviews, and the nerds who love them. Here is a man that I can count on to add some insight, and call me on my bullshit just when he's needed. Maybe I should be reading less game reviews, and picking up more information from my peers. Here at TMPGoTI, our social networking world is filled with gamers with multitude of opinions. Maybe I should have listened to you guys. Meanwhile, back here in Minnesota, there is an unfulfilled pre-order of Duke Nukem Forever. I paid for the pre-order. I never picked up the game. It's probably still sitting there with a stack, gathering dust. I'm practically talking myself into picking it up. Ha-ha, just messing with you. We hope you enjoy the discussion this week. Also, I've mixed up a special batch of Nerd Rage for you at the break.