Review Party Dot Com

Put a little caterpillar in the oven, 12 minutes later you got a pepperoni butterfly ripe for the picking. Happy Thanksgiving? Today’s topics include 0 carb turkey jerky, mafia feet, ointment, a bandolier of turkey drumsticks, extra thin tomatoes, onion air, wizardly antics, gaslighting total strangers, The Master of Disguise, and the Mayflower Police. Want more party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/

What are moms up to in the great white north? This week the party ventures out to find out just that. Today’s topics include a topological goober, Calgary, getting names of NHL teams wrong, rad incarnate, walking around like Robocop, white gumballs, Mona Lisa for the Nintendo 3DS, Paris Syndrome, little dope fiends on monkey bars, the banana slicer, Harold and the Purple Crayon, and crocodile death-rolls. Want more party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com

Pandas poop around 40 times a day, on average. Today's topics include stomping things, good bridges, "hotdoggin'", radiating positive energy, ball handling, Buffalo Wild Wings, robots, burger octagons, Brent's freshman year roommate, Dick Shooter valley, flubber, and pooh bear. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/!

Well mutton my chops it's time for another episode of Review Party Dot Com! This show is very funny, very cool, very chill, very nice, very handsome, very party, very dot com! Today's topics include Miami Sound Machine, mediocrity, various kinds of deer calls, grunting, cleaving power, being a human pretzel, the corn pit, MacKenzie Bezos, Professor X's floating bobsled, a little boy in a big shirt, and emu.  Want more party?  Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/!

Are you afraid of the review? After a year of delving the murky depths of internet and finishing them up for this podcast we are terrified of them. We are absolutely squeamish at the thought of what those things are capable of doing to a human psyche. So once again, we are here to present some of the most nightmare inducing internet material you can find, but this week instead of laughing, we’re screaming. Today’s topics include Tupperware coffins, milky cream, vegetable crispers, centipedes, aliens, sriracha, Dead by Daylight, doing zombie stuff with my friends, and swamping it up. Want more party? Find it at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/

An encounter surely so exciting you’ll be hearing RPG battle music as soon as you lock eyes with the little bastard. Claws out, it’s time to party. Today’s topics include a go-go extend-o rake, revving up, Bloodborne, getting serious like when Ash puts his hat backwards, going through a lot of duct tape, kind of being in an abyss, cow dental details, speed and power, canned studio laughter on tape, grandma’s cookies, Pocari Sweat, and being kind’a woke (right?). Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/

Imagine buying a Mr. Potato Head and it didn't come with eyes, a mouth, a moustache, a hat; nothing but ears, ears, and ears. You can't return it, you lost the receipt. You can't buy another, you used up all your savings for it. You're stuck with this cruel joke of a toy, little blue plastic ears sticking out every which way. That's what we call Hell, my friends. Today's topics include a digital exorcist, Crazy Bones, herbaceous spices and meaty meats, dick simmerin', a gaydar you can rent, corduroy pants, Nosferatu, a big ol' head, and dad jokes that induce mind decay. Want more party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/!

It's like being raised by feral wolves, then seeing a youtube clip of a scene from the Empire Strikes Back, and then going back to the wilderness. Today's topics include the Backstreet Boy's natural habitat, boyish sin surging forth, Pixar's Coco, Alaskan hockey moms, high cost of living (because of the vampires), intended puns, Foo Fighters Half Time Show, ampersands, fried onions, skull shaped poison gas cloud, Dairy Queen blizzards, fruit shoot, British mould. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/

THIS IS MY CORN, THIS IS MY MAZE, YOU'RE IN IT, I OWN YOU, WELCOME TO AUTUMN SUCKER. Today's topics include that green can, tonic, when the petting zoo goes wrong, a festival hero, Buzz Lightyear, dinos getting blasted by meteors, sriracha (it's no big deal!), dangerous raw material: ketchup, a little assortment of ha-ha's, katanas, and the bird-muda triangle. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/

It's just not going good, okay? We're running low on water, holy AND alkaline, the catapult just isn't launching gored heretics like it used to, my feet hurt, I just don't think we're changing any minds and hearts here! I dunno man, I'm done. Today's topics include stretchy implications, woe, Machop, Machoke, and Machamp, spam spaghetti, this fuckin' snob, Terminator 2 pinball machines, the tooth of the dog, boomerang-ing, being weak in the cheeks, sudoku, EXP bars, and Austria. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/

I don’t have hobbies, per se, but I do love to get insanely livid. I just generally enjoy the feeling of my rage boiling over into furious madness. You can tell how good of a weekend I had based on how many new holes there are in my dry wall. What a laugh! Today’s topics include free-spirited shopping at Spirit Halloween, costume wigs, real trench coats, Gulliver’s Travels, a 1995 film staring Antonio Banderas, bird hair, Little Tom, caterpillar cocoon DNA goo, blood doping, that sick Colorado O-positive, “I’m Tokyo bitches!”, and looking like you smell like pee. Want more Party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/!

"How do you ask for a manager when its a website?" Today's topics include chili dog flavored energy drinks (yes I'm serious) and the origins of Dark Matt, little mantras, freshman dorm floor programs, where to hide your fire extinguishers, the room in the basement where all the shit goes, a child's new leather jacket, blue cheese, and Menards After Dark. Want more party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/

You're telling me Kentucky fried this chicken? Like, the whole state? How many hands were on this bird?! If you can't even tell me that with a straight face than you can keep your damn 11 herbs and spices as well, you dead beat! Today's topics include Diary of  Wimpy Kid Land, loveguitar (one word), an Air Bud prison of man's own creation, tortilla cocoons, soap tasters, dragon balls, Impossible Baby, gross starfish, vibrating butt flaps, chicken dinner at the beach, SPF 10,000, six paragraphs of rage, and a loofa you wear. Want more party? Find it at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/

Most of all, there’s too many cat accessories. Litter boxes are an obvious offender, but then you got cat nip, harnesses, scratching posts, jingle bells, laser pointers, all types of brushes… Cats have more stuff than I do. Today’s topics include psychoactive pepper effects, salami subs, jack-o-lantern faces, sodium, Seinfeld, details, not pooping your pants, brain melting dumb boy video game paradise, weak cheese game, and another million dollar idea from Review Party Dot Com. Want more party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/

What are you looking for here, child? Some irreverent babble that may or may not be loosely related to the episode, followed by a loose list of bits and gaffs from the episode, then followed by a reminder that we have a website? Well, you came to the right place! Today’s topics include an IV drip of Mr. Pibb, Phil Woodman, some dark times for Frankie, stupid little Amish fireplaces, popcorn IQ, super soakers, sucking at Sega, little dolphins, bullfighting, stinky rose petals, and cannonballs. Want more party? Find it at htttps://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/