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TAKE NO PRISONERS! THIS WEEK WE GOT REVIEWS FOR PEOPLE NAMED RACHEL, RED BULL, GARFIELD, SEAL TEAM BOOKS, COOL SHIT LIKE THAT! PUT UP YOUR DUKES CAUSE THIS IS ATTACK MODE! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

The boys get up to no good this week, shedding manly tears over reviews about Queen albums, barbecue recipe books, Goober peanut butter and jelly mix-em-up magoos, New Years but a movie, and a concrete.  Anchorman, we're coming for you. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartdotcom.com/ !

Big dogs gotta hunt and proud lions gotta stand. These are the facts of life, the rules of the animal kingdom. It's not hard to follow, it's just Lion King-type stuff. Today's topics include martinis, bottles of sparkly, processed jelly, uncomfortable undertones, being quirky, Animorphs, consciousness, an energetic pull, ultimate sportsmanship, and ham. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

John Stamos, as a technoviking, and it’s Christmas! Yeah, it’s a great idea for a holiday special, I know. Today’s topics include sexy Animorphs, slightly longer than normal shorts, the book world, prison stuff, frosty mugs that carry root beer, the spirit of the stairway, a plane beyond five stars, piles of fries, Video Gold Mine, modern trolling and hatred, how we do it, and fictional human interactions. Want more party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Of all the environments, we’re stuck with this one? Come on, Earth, do better! Keep this up and I’m shipping out, that’s right, to the fourth dimension. Today’s topics include always being outside with a banana and a stick, definitely garbage, How-To guides, the slaps of the keys, the face of a strangler, fish bowl drinks, Bocelli, having fun, The Review Game, Thanos’ nipples, and blocks of paint. Want more Party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Your momma, your daddy, your sister, aunt Patty they’re all getting out! The dog, the cat, the snake, the rat, they’re all getting out! Your roommate, his sister, and that funny ol’ mister. Everybody’s getting out! Today’s topics include pillars of salt, edible puddy, the intersection of crackers and cheese, the four slivers of a man’s heart, bungalows, popsicles, The Fourth Pleasure, the J. Peterman Catalog, and hot steamy dragon time.

I go up to the guy I say "Hey, get me the BIG BROCCOLI this time, and I mean it!" What he wheels out, it is disappointing to say the least. And they call this a 5 star large broccoli purveyor!  Today's topics include holding up the moon that is society, ground-penetrating radar, little Mt. Rushmore, time, chaos, jokes, anti-gravity yoga pants, Nicole 666, putting the baja on blast, and baby daddies.

One clown is bad enough, but a clown that is doubling down on the clowning, that's enough to make a non-clowning fellow go mad. Maybe even a fellow clowning fellow! Today's topics include balls you can throw, ruckus, cabinet creeping, seedy demons, Stair Boy, The Hoboken chicken Emergency, not enjoying Fraser, and Quirky neighbors. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

I’m talking Andross, I’m talking Zordon, I’m talking the Wizard of Oz, I’m talking the baby sun from Teletubbies. Today’s topics include Timmy OJ, candy shrapnel, peppermint porcupines, Army boy swagger, being cool and casual, getting decently drunk, dirty filthy swamp music, Elon Musk and the blue check mark, Kwik Trip trips, and little butt cheeks. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

You thought the boys always had your back, like the beans in your chili. It ain't like that no more, man; not even the barley is going to survive this beef. Today's topics include rainbow vomit, fridge, engines and ingots, cinnamon buns, hot-sick Christmas, pudding, yelling "Bumblebee!", beers, Snapchat, creamy clam chowder, and the memories of a bottle. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

You want the chili? You can't handle the chili! Today's topics include the Mona Lisa, tongues in cheeks, pajama pants problems, the children, transcending the human form, riptide, raiding the woof, Frankenstein (again!) and the value of human life. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Close down the pool at the end of summer just to open it back up in fall, but this time it's full of maple syrup. Make sure you have some coffee cans full of coins to scare all the bears away. Today's topics include stupid beads, lent, hobby lobbyist, Hell, whippin', bike type dudes, off-hours pumpkin patch, dinosaur shows, being a ham guy, a different drummer, P-spicers, a sneaky little sausage, and going paperless. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

When a ghost says BOO, that's a spooky review. And we've got plenty of special, spectral reviews for you this Halloweek! Today's topics include hoochie bars and hoochie Halloween outfits, dressing like a McDonald's worker with teased hair and makeup, monthly supplements of candy corn, and being 13, just lying for money. Plus, a special look at historical reviews of Frankenstein (1931).  Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com !

Wicked stuff, my guy. Today’s topics include sweat, cool graphics, Coca Cola, volleyball, bad blueberries, spices and salts, broth, guy bubbling, Chainsaw Man, thrusting, and flying wolves. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

I’ve never seen a caterpillar on a man’s lip… SO SEVERE. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH This weeks topics include hot balls, a little thumb humor, feet soup, sharks in the garden, super raccoons, eating poison, evolving rapidly, chocolate cupcakes, more yoga pants, a remarkable level of spice, and logistics. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !