Review Party Dot Com

OH do I have a juicy little morsel for you, a little bird told me, through the grape vine, that so and so so and so'd so and so. So? Just enjoy the party. Today's topics include our good friend Odysseus, helping Bambi, Hamburger Helper puns, chili mac burp freestyles, a burger-wanting audience, the other story of how Joker got his scars, Big Mister, sexy little baby devils, Escanaba in 'da Moonlight, MF DOOM, The Tape Measure, gimmie gimmie subs, word alchemy, the False Zone, and Super Associates. Want more party? Find it at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Give that caterpillar on your lip a grease because your lips are gunna be flappin' extra hard at this little comedy shin dig. And also, we joined by Ally from the CampaignHER podcast! And boy was it a hoot, and hey, you and your moustache might learn something, too. Today's topics include: jelly bean stain archaeology, where there was once passionfruit, beanboozles, just you and the bear, crispy Wisconsin, the shapes and sizes of farts, chutney, the significance of a quarter mile, fear of steam, Bic for Her Pens, plastic new years crap, and Barney's unitooth. Want more party? Find it at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Be safe out there, listeners, Big Reviewer is always watching. And we're always laughing about it. Please, join us, maybe we can get the FBI guy living in our phones to laugh, too. Today's topics include dirt cups, pre-blasted Ovaltine, straws, walnuts, hazelnuts, pineapple shells, a cardboard box called "Sobriety", The Little Fruitcake Girl, math majors, Wario's Thighs, Oil Tycoons and Cold Soda, two and ten, extreme chapstick, boomer appeal, lady-type pens, sumo wrestler nappy naps, and evil mans. Want more party? Head over to https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

‘Tis the season for some seasonably festive reviews. And I’m not talking cumin, I’m talking the holidays, baby! So gather round with your heartiest nog and listen to this good good gum drop of a holiday episode. Also, featuring our buddy Chris! Merry CHRIStmas! Happy holidays! And a big ol’ New Year. Today’s topics include professional blurb writers, the Santa’s cookie in the room, Christian receipts, Care Bears lore, burnin’ out VHS tapes, cat temperature drinks, being a cyborg ape man, greasin’ up the toboggan, Illinois River, and nothing saying ‘Merry Christmas!’ like a smelly crotch. Want more party? Find it at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

You think you know rowdy? You haven't met these scoundrels, or these ruffians, or these punks, or these rascals, or theses miscreants, or these scamps, or these vagabonds, or these hoodlums, or these delinquents, or these rapscallions, That's right, I own a thesaurus. Today's topics include the burden we bear, setting all brain cells to comedy, warm laffy taffy, homemade pixie sticks, a pillow that looks like bread, being in a mood, Charlton Heston, Digimon evolution charts, and being sweet like Granny. Want more party? Find it at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

This week the boys are making Vin Diesel look like Vin Weasel with all the excellent drifting they're doing. Vehicular drift, snow drifting, wii-mote drifting, but never, ever, drifting apart. FRIENDSHIP BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Today's topics include suction, sorting sweatpants, Snorlax, Review Party International (Dot Com), vicious cartoon tigers, missed connections, Benny "The Fat" Rodriguez, shutting your mouth and filling it with pizza, Simon Says type shit, Catholic schoolboys and their lack of swing, yodeling atop pleasure mountain, Guy Fieri, and Peak Playboy Arnold. Want more party? Find it at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

The humble fedora. A hat, or a way of life? The first I gazed upon Mr. Timberlake's fedora'd cranium I gasped; male fashion would never be the same. And I, in turn, would never be the same. I could never see through anything but the lense of fedora. That'd kind'a what this episode is like. Today's topics include a chainsaw the size of a dagger, breaking up the cup ramen rotation, sick machinations, Scooby Dooin' out, identifying with Randy, underwhelming casserole, Grandma Doomerhammer, eatin' beef, The Joker but he Farts, waging war upon this festering pit of a body that I've cultivated, another million dollar idea for Listerine, secret massages, and Alcooltraz. Want more party? Find it at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

I am ready to suck down some sweet, sweet horchata in some Golden Girls socks and see where the night takes me. I'm guessing it will take me somewhere cool! Like Milwaukee. I guess they're more hip places than Milwaukee, but I dunno, I think its nice. This week's topics include no cheese quesadillas, Fartford Connecticut, VSCO Girls and JNCO Boys, Crapp Reviews, Colossal Radio Flyer Babies, Nerf Whistlers and Super Soaker Misslers, Gettin' a Good Toss In, Rusted Root ruling, and Canadas Favorite Router.  Want more party? Find it at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Snuggle up with a loved one and run this track: It starts with stories of other worldly sharp tomahawks and ends with screams of ridicule for those of us who prefer no tomatoes. Quite the rousing tale. This weeks topics include the coolest tomahawk ever made, Stretch Armstrong Optimus Prime, that soap and sunglasses commercial guy, Felicia Day's Vaginal Fantasy Book Club, thrift store pimpin' Gandalf, fairies wearing Gap, Chef Boyardee in a ziplock bag, call back jokes, "Daddy do like-a cider!", facing the yakuza, neat shit, and hobbit sausages. Want more party? Find it at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

The party's over and we need to cleanse, time to grab the condensed soup. On this episode the boys discuss pizza delivery guys, becoming an entire kidney stone, the Ocean Spray Guy, nachos, serious wood burners, lovingly speed bagging, Rodney Dangerfield, the Unfinished Business podcast, Legendary Internet Artifacts, the dad rock and crappy sitcom sections of the Library of the Cosmos. Want more party? Find it at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Craig S, Darth Craiger, Craig-san, The Melon Soda Bandit of Akihabara, クレイガ. This social entrepreneur and 3-time Yelp Elite goes by many monikers, but a Craig by any other name reviews just as sweet. On Episodes 5 and 18 you heard the boys go through the Donkey Kong Country mine cart level of emotions that is reading a Craig-written review, coming out the other side giggling. Now hear directly from the man himself. That's right, we got that son of a gun in the Review Party Dot Com Studio and we lit him up with our most fiery, hard hitting, brutal questions. Besides the Mr. Craig, this episode's topics include: All American USA Fountain Soda Cola, shouting, "There's ice in it! There's ice in it!", hot action on the field (ladies and gentleman, it's football season, isn't it?!), waitin' for snap bracelets, The Old Union Bae, hackying some sack, Sprecher's Energy Root Beer, Seinfeld Chads, TrustedCaskets.com, Beauty and the Beast: Vampire Hunters, and Night of the Living Dad. Want more party? Head over to https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/

The party just got spooky! Ghosts! Skelemans! Witches! Evil apples! Join us for the first annual Halloween Review Spooktacular. It's sure to be a scream!  On today's Spooktacular the boys discuss: empty headed beanbag chair children, Cro-Magnon magicians, turnin' tricks, Magician Lennie's Cup of Gore, vaseline,  more of a boo-hoo than a boo, Eddie Murphy's Worst Years, Jack-o-Lantern: Origins, glow ups, The Brain Man, Danny Devitron, My Girlfriend's Sister, people saying "dead meat", human muscle slug situations. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

How many different kind of crackers can go on a platter? Ritz and those rectangle ones are good enough, right? I dunno, I'll ask my uncle. Today the boys discuss hotwifes, sushi, mimosas, orbital funerals, cookie crust apple pie, being like Brucie from Matilda, hindenburgers, pretending to brush your teeth, 2 dollar Trump impressions, and Professor Matthew McConaughey. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Bringing books to the party may seem a little drab, but after you give this little episode a listen, you may think twice about that. Or at least, learn some G DARN respect for those bad knowledge bringing boys. Today’s topics include The Last Blockbuster on Earth, Newman’s Own questionable costume collection, a duck saving vigilante, the legendary Craig-san (REDUX!!!), Galaga: The Movie, wet booby scenes, and that one Seinfeld episode. Want more party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/!

Welcome to the party, Mr. Owl. How many licks does it take to get to the center of this episode? ... Yeah? Well, however many it is, I'm not sticking around to see the aftermath. Get away from me, dude! GET AWAY! GET OUTTA HERE! In this episode the boys discuss nard cream, the fastest AND most stressful moment of your life, The Tricycle Puppet, Battlebot tangents, Jeff's Gordon, hit and run bullying tactics, feral plains children, the cowbell and the percussion's arsenal, a beer and a freestyle, the Hindenburg, a legitimate foodgasm, playing house at Best Buy, and dongles. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewparydotcom.com/!