Review Party Dot Com

TV is just better when you're watching it somewhere else, especially if you get some cool new channels. Today's topics include playing fetch with the website "Amazon", daddy the longlegs, sucking fast, red slash cyan glasses, retinal rivals, rods and cones duking it out, Billy Zane, Duane "Dog" Chapman, and yakuza in the sauna. Want more party? Find it at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/

Sometimes, you just sniff! Today's topics include baby shoes, perverse opinions, worm holes to the snot realm, problem gamblers, the Cartoon All-stars, Optimus Prime's Gambling Problem, werewolf germs, sipping, The Full Tomiko, milk, fun fridge activities, and not joking. Want more party? Find it at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com!

Sucking poison off your love one's cold lips. Biting your thumb at nerds. Having crazy parents. Balconies. Dudes named Mercutio. Just some Romeo and Juliet type shit. Today's topics include feeling like a newborn baby, camping at a monkey statue, Zeus turning into piss, real Croc stories, scary scenes, fat Ghibli villains, the prettiest frogs, Nat Geo, Jabba the Hut, Yelp's Unusual Activity Alerts, Creed, Lord of the Flies but with a massage gun, and the first gay devil.  Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com

Treat yourself to some stuff between some bread, along with some comedy listening for your ear and brain parts! Please, sandwich it up!!! Today's topics include: white noise scented candles, Lush, anime jet fuel nosebleeds, explaining the ins and outs of hooping and sticking, bringing back jacks, a Review Party sleeper cell, a review Wayne Gretsky didn't write, smelly salts, melon soda (again), Arby's, getting down into the whiz, and 10,000 study hours in flossing. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com 

Consider those fishes mongered; Pablo is ON THE CASE. Today's topics include: loins, The Picture of Dorian Gravy, known kickers of nuts, tripod chairs and other such assailants, Out Back, whole German summer sausages, hampsters dancing, a little thing for big sasquatch, oompa loompas with little tear tattoos, grandpa stuff, puddles of technology, digimon, and Tim. Want more party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/

We're a couple-a cucumbers in the frozen tundra providing you with very cool jokes that only boys as cool as us could make. Today's topics include: throwin' nerf howlers, crotch jokes, 500, exploding heads and cybernetic implants, purples shades, waking up like a caveman, a lot of slop left unslopped, begging Tooshy to sponsor us, Taco Bell refried bean sauce, and endless Godzilla roaring. Snacket: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeldilCWTDo6kRuVV80TyemBEilNajwcuJ1My6uITzkxxfcsA/viewform Want more party? Head over to https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/

Gamma rays got you feeling a little off? Just hit the hay, you'll be just fine in the morning! Topics include Takin' Sides with Tommy Chip, a regular Sherlock and Watson situation, thousands and thousand of snowmen, Sun Wukong the Trickster God, the gift of visceral place, on purpose-accident, dragon-like armor, smelling the smell of ham baking, a total Kramer moment, Piccolo from Dragon Ball Z, having an awesome lizard arm, Anakin's little tumble on Mustafar, having tubes for everything, and an unassuming demon. The Snacket VII: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeldilCWTDo6kRuVV80TyemBEilNajwcuJ1My6uITzkxxfcsA/viewform Want more party? Find it at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

“A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for ping pong." Today's topics include: describing a "chicken chip", pillars of salty ranch, a strawberry kiwi special, the "cool" teacher, the sick game that is the American high school pep rally, just crackin' packets, getting hopped up off some juice, Omaha Beach Steaks, racoons eating little cookies, Pocahontas' ripped Dad, Baby Yo-yo, bringing your mom to see Tenacious D, and the Duality of Manchild. Want more party? Find it at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/

If there's a man-eating giant in the first act, someone's mom is getting eaten in the third act. Today's topics include: crispiness, consuming KFC at high speeds, incognito situations, vaping piss, The Mountain Dew Realm, marketing gemstones, Not Believing It's Not Butter, boiling water, doing things ogre style, weaponized gift giving, the Peterman Catalogue, Craig-san's Cheesesteak Saga, a review that gives Brent an existential crisis, and babies basically being living dumbbells.  Want more party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

This one's a doozy, Suzy. Ol' Suze. Suzerino! I know the question on your mind, I know all about it, and in this podcast episode, we answer it. And when I say 'we', I don't mean the 'royal we', or even 'You, Me, and Dupree', I mean you and me, buddy. Look at yourself, you're ready to listen to a podcast about a party and reviews and internet! Yes, yes, your question will be answered; Was Lincoln a Comedy Man? Topics include! dangerous hot tubs, cold snaps, chill waves, awful statues of awful things to put in their awful houses, actually saying "Hold onto your hat, I'm an art student!", old, loose beef, being the stupid ones, Mr. Abraham Lincoln, meeting someone at the intersection of Hello Kitty and Hooters (if it exists!), double Mt. Fujis, a gumbo dumbo, having a True Reviewer's Heart, and some bitchin' toilets. Want more party? Find it at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/

What do you think the funniest feelings are? The first thing that comes to my mind is the feeling you get when you hit your funny bone, but I don't really know how to describe that feeling. It certainly isn't good, unlike the warm, funny feeling this podcast episode that will make you feel really good. Ya feel? Today's topics include having an awful life, Human Party Dot Com, Lil Wayne, Garfield on stilts with long legged Russian women, being total doofs, caviar or lack-thereof, the gritty Ed, Edd, and Eddy reboot, X-treme Seinfeld, scary science fiction warnings, a build-a-bear and 30+ Hot Wheels, and the perfect cargo for any situation. Want more party? Find it at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Life moves pretty fast! If you don't stop and atomic breathe a city every once in awhile, you could miss it. Today's topics include emotionally running a marathon, the flour kid, Rosie O'Donnell fashion trends, laying babies, unfiltered thoughts about my Prius, driving a computer, being the Michael Myers of fuel efficiency, Pixar's Cars (but cooler), stocking stuffers year round, and all kind of deplorable food reviews with our friend Pete from the Grocery Gambler's Podcast!  Want more party? Find it at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Harry, no matter how much I tell you not to laugh at this episode, you have to laugh. you have to enjoy it. NO HARRY, DON'T LAUGH AT THAT HILARIOUS YELP REVIEW. NO, HARRY! I KNOW ITS FUNNY THEY HAVE IT 3 STARS INSTEAD OF 1 BUT HARRY YOU MUSN'T! ARRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Today's topics include Ping My Pong Dot Com, Super Nintendo era technology, a bad G in the bunch, Huge Turd Dot Com, He Has No Mouth but He Must Scream (Smash Mouth's Walking on the Sun), Piss Alley, hip hop preambles, mixing tasty things, immaculate dank pow pow, megabustin', and really good capris. Want more party? Find it at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

He's spiking the prune juice again! What an old scoundrel, but boy, is he fucking cool. Today's topics include Don Knotts the Otherworldly Color-Sucking Being, Andy Griffith Show deep lore, gizzard wizards, awful sounds, al dente (or otherwise), the Velveeta Repeata, legalizing black pepper on Mac n Cheese, Political Party Dot Com, the drunk guy at the 24 hour McDonalds, post-burrito clarity, a sentient custard being, Alex Jones impressions, and me and my bubble gut. Want more party? Find it at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Finally, the true end game of the Review Party Dot Com Empire is revealed: Lasagna. That damn cat has had his paws all over the lasagna comedy industry for TOO DAMN LONG! We're hear to win it back, while also eating a lot of lasagna. Are you kidding me? It's probably the perfect food. Today's topics include: butter sphere pyramids, Turkish disappointments, Jesus, spontaneous deification, swiss army guitars, sexy ladies, freckles and mortality, f***** rodeos, and neutered Donald Duck. Want more party? Find it at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !