Review Party Dot Com
Summary: Every week, Brent and Matt peruse reviews from across the internet, on everything from products and services, to hotels and restaurants, found everywhere from Amazon to Google to Yelp. Then they explore the ridiculous realities of those reviewers, explaining the inexplicable and finding the insane in that mundane task of writing an internet review. These two plus you makes it a party; will you join? New episodes coming your way every TuesdayReviewsday! Jump in on any episode that strikes your fancy!
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This guy? WO-HO-HO-HO dont get me started on this guy! DO get me started on these reviews for big mitts and chainsaws in the dark, super duper handcuffs, tasty lil' sparkling water, an evil filter from the most evil place, noodles, and smoke machines. We might even take some time to learn about some FROG HIBERNATION. Wow. Mr. P sure knows how to show a boy a good time. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !
Of all the friends I've made in my many years, the ones I've made in the drive-thru are some of the most special. Almost as special as these reviews for turkey brine bags and sensory deprivation, the Wendy's burger experience, the durability of Amazon batteries, fondue fountains, apps that are SUPPOSED TO have ads, cranberry-orange breakfast biscuits, and Mike's Hot Honey and it's possible applications. Get me some fries with that, and supersize it! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !
Give me a cup full of that green goo, boss, with all the fixings. We're fixing to check out some reviews on Play Doh, World's Fair Donuts, fancy restaurants, not-so-fancy restaurants, the Turkey Run State Park, movies like Five Nights at Freddy's, V for Vendetta, and A Haunting in Venice, and some little little heart stickers. AND SLIME!!! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !
Carnage, slaughter, butchery, bloodbath, decimation, and none of it is 2%. Other than all that, we got reviews for argon oil, a mini-small oil lamp, Llama Llama Red Pajama, Kombucha (not an any sort of ironic way), off-brand cereal, and red sugar crystals like for fancy drinks. In the segment, we've got a bunch of reviews for Monster House, controversial art direction and all. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !
This year on the spooky day, we're going B E Y O N D S L U D G E with spooky, scary, funny reviews of Blow Pops, a "cutting edge" haunted house in Texas, a raging baby mask, Children of the Corn but Fortnite, a subpar experience with a casket salesman, and some little candy corns. In the segment this week, we go back to 1933 for old-timey reviews of horror classic The Invisible Man! Prepare you sludge receptors, the first wave is coming. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !
Can't stop won't stop the reviews and goooo! Actually the rhythm in that song is anything but meandering, or indecipherable. But, it is fun! We got fun reviews for nasty cheeseburger gummies, a saucy courthouse situation, a Hot Wheels set, The Nightmare Before Christmas and after Thanksgiving, a series of hayrides, and a dragon-themed Amazon Echo Dot. Move your feet and feel united, oh oh oh. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !
Does it bother anyone that a Jenga tower is always built to fall? If I was a Jenga tower, I think that's the sort of thing I'd be talking my psych's ear off about. You'll be talking yours off with these reviews of rakes and their possible pebble pick-up power, thermal baths from Iceland, Old Yellers and Young Yellers, some good ol' Amazon smut, and power scrubber moms. The segment this week, a wild amount of Machu Picchu! Sadly, not built to fall. Want more party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !
Blast off to comedy town on the review express for this outta sight episode. Yeah, that's the description, read it and weep. You're probably here for this anyway: reviews FOR putting yourself in a babies shoes and chewing on the remote, Ueno Park in Japan, eclipse viewing sunglasses, F-Zero 99, and oysters and their general accessibility factor. If you listen nicely you might even hear some review trivia after half-time. Sorry about the sports metaphor when we're doing a space thing or whatever. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydot.com/ !
Being small has its benefits, ya know? You can sneak onto public transit, and get full off of a small fries, stuff like that. Even easier to avoid dinosaurs. Doll clothes are cheap. Ya know. We got review for stuff like big bags of raisins, questionable potato mashers, Monster Hunter but the Milla Jovovich movie, and a soup ladle that looks like Nessie. We also do a deep dive (too deep, one might say) into the history of the wet and wild pools of the Grotto of Massabielle Lourdes water bathhouse in Lourdes, France through review. Keep it clean! Want more party? Check it out at http://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/
The trunk don't lie and I'm starting to feel it right. Feel on these reviews for hospital smoothies, King Richard (the tennis movie with Will Smith, not the man) some apocalypse survival gear, fancy lil' dog treats, Armored Core 6: It's Sick, the Mecca that is Portillo's, and karaoke parties in Japan. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !
I wish someone would look at me the way that apple is looking at cinnamon. We're looking at reviews this week, though, including but not limited to reviews for getting up to Garfield-like mischief with some of that cinnamon, grocery store bathroom labyrinths, whittled stuff in craft burger restaurants, saying "arigato" to the airport, and the bourgeois-infested Carl's Jr on Route 66. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydot.com/ !
DEBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We got reviews for snack packs and babies-in-a-box, apple slicers and unauthorized free samples, pickleball sets and being a serious hobbyist, Crossy Roads and meme-induced voids, The Book of Fascinating Facts by Dr. Fucking Knowledge, and Ritter's Frozen Custard and bonus brownies. DEBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !
We're with Newman in the men's locker room and he's showing us his gooey worm. It's a trip! I guess there's reviews, too, for things like Big Boy's grease situation, songs at Coor's Field, live worms shipped by Amazon (kind of), fancy clothes, not so fancy blocks of wood, and Arizona Ikea greeters. NOW ITS TIME FOR THE FOURTH QUARTER!!!! Want more party? Check it out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !
We got it all, we got it all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Review review reviews FOR very high pressure (please believe me) water guns, Wisconsin Dells water park rivalries, a Sean of the Dead and Hot Fuzz disconnect, MORE HORSE MASK, 7/11 across the pond, and Indiana Jones kinda. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !
Augustus a couple Klondike bars and a zombie bite away from looking like a Left 4 Dead elite enemy for real! Reviews! Wow! A bad bad batch of Hubba Bubba, a "goal weight" wrestling singlet, Mr. Clean's Functional Disintegration Pads, the CLASSIC horse mask (we're talking Me, You, and Meme Reviews PEOPLE!), getting pissed off at Costco in a far-away land , and death by cheeto dust. Tantalizing, I know. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !!
