Review Party Dot Com

If you could have one soup in the world, would you do it? Not me. I would do these reviews for Weezer Weezer, working out with pipes, dumb apps with energy bars, evil dentist stuff, big ol' Baldur's Gate 3, the bubbler situation at the MKE, and going straight back to Yelp Japan for some good good good slurpin'. Surf's up, the broth is coming! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/!

Hey! What's going on in here! Quit monkeying around! Check out these reviews for a pizza stone, beer and bbq but in Milwaukee, chandeliers with questionable names, the Colonel himself, signs for trespassers, and a bakery. Want more party? Check it out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

You know the bastard, big gravy-enjoying bastard that guy. We got reviews for his acronym restaurant, a show called Ravioli because reasons, a chip called Hot Mustard cause it tastes like that, a movie with Chuck Norris in it, Yelp you-know-where, and Texas Roadhouse in Texas. After that, it's all gravy, baby! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Nothing resets the spirits like actually being boiled alive! Or these reviews for miraculous yamakas, several flags coming together over a theme park, soccer balls but solo, a little cheesesteak place called Gaetano's, ravioli, and a McDonalds. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Let this podcast be your 3am bedside chugging water. Let it heal all that ails you, wash down your insides and flush you of all that is unwell within you, and refresh you for a restful resty rest rest. And it's funny. I guess 3am chugging water in this metaphor isn't really funny so it wasn't an apt metaphor in the first place. Anyway, you know the drill, wee woo wee woo, reviews for that g-darn Haribo company, Willard Wonka's funny movie, vitamins but FOR HER, Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars!, mainlining yellow mustard, and stupid ass dog in a casino situation. Chug it in, chug it good, chug that review party like you should. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Review Party is 3 big ones in this heated summer month, and to celebrate, we're claiming our birthright. Our meaty spiced birthright encased in the SNAP. You know what I'm saying! That snap is this episode, and we're not talking slim, Jim. Thicc stuff here, birthday stuff. Yup! Reviews for: 3 Ninjas and the riffs that come with it, Chuck E Cheese (if it's even worth it anymore), hometown pizza with the hometown cheese and the hometown steez, several evenings at a certain other pizza place, Sims 3 but California I kissed a girl and I liked it type beat, and some cafes. They're kind of birthday-y, too, I swear. Enjoy da party!~ Want MORE party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

I'm telling you, you put these edible rotating balls on your wall, lick 'em good, and the next thing you know, you're in zonk town baby! In zonk town, find wonderful reviews for such things as hot hot chicken, cat nip and lizard men, Mexican restaurants, submersible Logitech controllers, a little novella that features no F's, and The Ramones but scawy. Nip it in the bud!!! Want more party? Check it out https://www.reviewpartdotcom.com/ !

I guess we get spiritual this episode? I don't even know what this title is about and I just heard it this morning. Hey, lets find out together! I can tell you that we got some reviews for GIANT giant beach balls, the alma mater, wetting your whistle on some hot sauce, negotiating with cranberries on WebMd, wolf smut, and a bar named Boomerang. Wow! I think my full body does feel stronger than the wind! I get it now! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Put a little Monica in my life, a little bit of french fry in my radiator; Lou Bega knew what he was doing. We do not, but we do have internet reviews for some Kentucky BBQ, tattoo-haver based smut, a diner with a drive-thru, some weird comments from our website, Valorant cards, a casino, and on the best movies of ALL TIME. Enjoy that potato. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

The grease, the grease, oh mama, its consuming me, all is dark now, oh mama. Reviews? We got 'em. For cat bells golf balls, Vegas wedding chapels, bad movies, the X-files, and hair removal cream. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

In a car? No, I'm talkin' cheeks my guy. Raise them up on that pedestal they deserve. That's right, we're ass men on this podcast and if you don't like it, you can shove it. But you don't like, you love it (we're also Weezer men). No nerds singing pop rock with sad bleeding heart lyrics today though, just reviews for stuff like Taco Bell, cream to do said lifting, pills weight loss, Nikes, Zelda, Street Fighter but the movie, and umbrellas but a lightsaber. I will say, the whole time, we look just like Buddy Holly, and oh oh, the audience is Mary Tyler Moore. Sorry about that one Weezer joke splitting into like three more. There's no Weezer jokes in this episode I really promise.

Call us Bo cause we about to burn 'em. Reviews this week for some whacky shit gamers, like KICKERBALLS, police departments, Jurassic Park(the new one), and maybe even a strip club. It won't be poetic, but it'll be funny. Want more party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

You got problems? You got issues? You're weird and you have to fix your crappy life? Same, bro. This funny podcast will help for a while. It's got reviews about pickles from Milwaukee, restaurants in Chicago, fingers in the peanut butter, ginseng in the drinks, and media reviews about amazing spiders, flying nuns and super Italian-Americans. Yeah, listen to it, it's the best advice we got. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

This week it's what we're all about: becoming the best monkeys we can be. Don't believe me? Check us out monkeying around on these reviews AND THEN get back to me. We got reviews for brain fuel, silly straws, ballistic back scratchers, FUNKY Hawaiian shirts, mustard, closed mustard shops, and the final chapter in the Haribo Sugar-Free Gummy Bear saga. We're going ape! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

It's a big one ladies and germs, a big ol' 150 episodes of giggle-adjacent internet swamp-water fueled reviewnertainment. We almost called ourselves The Reviewniverse, ain't that wild? Alright, good reviews, cultivated by the boys, featuring such topics as classic cartoons, (unlubricated) sports shoes, old pocket monsters, supple hose-ware, a vegan joint with a bud, and perhaps even, between you and me, a little revisit of some schmugar schmee schmummy schmears. That hurt to type, sugar free gummy bears. There, are you happy? One Hundred And Fif Tee. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !