Geoff Lloyd with Annabel Port

Ok, what you've got here is your standard podcast. There's the bits of talking that Geoff and Annabel do, and instead of songs we've put little bits of talking in their place. That's the rules. Anyway, you can listen to this on the train, bus, in the bath, up a tree, wherever you like.

Parents' crushes, and a newsroom made entirely of cartoon characters. A long annecdote about a film and the final part of Annabel's assignment. All tucked up together in a lovely free podcast for you all.

Asking embarrassing things from strangers, them asking embarressing things from you, old people getting divorced, sitting in a lay by. What's the world coming to? Wel...this!

Geoff is joined today by special guest Mike Stirling- who he? Only editor of the Beano, THAT'S who! We also discuss things your parents made for you instead of buying the real version, and a vintage assignment from Annabel.

Geoff and Annabel are back from their holiday and we hear about their trip to switch on the Christmas lights in Macclesfield, and make a shortlist of the laziest people of the year.

It's taken him 20 years, but finally Geoff's been allowed to do a show from his own house, featuring an interview with Jake Bugg!

Dan hates it when people sing along to songs in the office- it just annoys him. Does that make him a bad person? What about if you want to push people in the street for texting while they walk? Moral dilemmas galore inside...

Tim Minchin joins Geoff, to discuss Jesus Christ Superstar, and the show he's doing for Shelter. We also compile a set of rules for social media.

Crazy people shouting at you in the street, a bunch of musicians in a lift, and the great Johnny Marr. Where can you find this odd collection? Inside this podcast- that's where.

Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away, there was a radio show that asked people to call in with examples of when they behaved like they were in a film. That show was Geoff Lloyd's Hometime Show, today.

In honour of Coronation Street star Bill Tarmey, we're collecting pigeon stories. We're like pigeon story fanciers, if you see what I mean...

Geoff was feeling sick today- he can remember the last two occasions he was sick too, so it's a big deal. We also discuss Clergymen out of place.

An exciting one this- besides the usual calls and texts, we received one that was particularly interesting, but left us feeling a little confused...

It's the day of the American elections, so with that in mind we discuss Barry's that you know (Barack Obama used to call himself Barry- FACT!).

It's the show when most cats and dogs listen to us- it's Bonfire Night! We celebrate by hearing tales of eating bad things and meeting your neighbours.