Geoff Lloyd with Annabel Port

Geoff and Annabel return to the radio for, well it's a radio show- there's some calls, some witty observations about the world around us and a load of talk that will warm your cockles. (Disclaimer: this podcast may not warm your cockles).

Geoff rounds off the week by talking about bees, famous houses, and much more besides. Plus, it seems like the people at the Beetroot Council have been stalking him...

Geoff returns to talk about the tricky things in life- like how you can blag stuff for free, and pretentious youngsters. He also recounts the heartwarming story about when his dad tried to cheer him up about his appearance.

Geoff is joined by Danny Wallace to talk about his new book, (for clarity, the new book is by Danny, not by Geoff). However, the conversation is stunted slightly, when Danny accuses Geoff of wearing a "drug shirt"...

Geoff and Annabel are back to ask the questions others wouldn't, such as what (small) piece of good news you've had, what thing don't you understand or enjoy despite everyone else getting it, and how the money you spend on Weetabix is funding China's economy.

Geoff's made it through the weekend, (and his birthday), and is back with musings on pound notes, why albums should come with instructions on how to dance to them, and a wealth of texts and calls.

It's the day before Geoff's birthday, so we celebrate with a special show- we take some calls, Geoff does some talking and Annabel reads some funny letters. Wait, that's the same as a normal show isn't it? I mean, we had some cake in the studio, but that doesn't really come across in the podcast. Maybe I should stop writing these bits...

Geoff and Annabel are broadcasting from Abbey Road ahead of Suede's session for us. He talks to Bret and Matt from the band, and you can expect all the usual bits from the Hometime Show. Reading that back, "Usual fun bits" is a bit vague isn't it? I basically mean funny thoughts from Geoff and Annabel. It's better than the description, trust me...

Geoff is having the best day of his entire life today, for he has become immortalised in...actually wait, I better not tell you here- it's not that I want to spoil the surprise, it's just that, well let's just say he mentions the reason he's so happy rather a lot in this episode, and I don't want to bore you...

Geoff and Annabel return to delve deep into the rich seam of radio. Or something along those lines- I was trying to make it sound more dramatic, but that's not really what we're here for is it? If you want drama, why not go and watch Silent Witness instead?

Geoff and Annabel discuss the critical issues of the day, including "have you ever been an accidental pervert?" "What's your 'reset' song?" and "would the Panorama episode on North Korea be more interesting if the journalists took LSD?"

Old people doing things they really shouldn't be doing. Or at least things that we expect them not to, because as you'll learn from this, they're doing whatever they feel like doing.

Geoff and Annabel are joined by comedian Rob Delaney, to discuss how he averted catastrophy in the US election, dealing with stalkers, and staying grounded whilst getting poo'd on.

Geoff and the team discuss many things, suggest things to do when you're bored, and why being nominated for a prestigious radio award can be a double-edged sword...

Topics for the day are strange things received in the post and weird invitatons, also find out how Annabel gets on in the first day of her challenge