Geoff Lloyd with Annabel Port

Do you remember that kid at school who told all those lies about how his dad was an astronaught and how he took his son to space and they ate special space food and all that kind of thing? Well we talk about little people who bend the truth, but if that doesn't interest you, don't worry we talk about loads of other things too.

Today Geoff asks about those times when parents refuse to sugar-coat their responses to childhood questions, and instead reply in the most blunt manner possible. We also bemoan the public's desire to rid the nation of childhood obesity- if they get their way, then what of the Rolands and Augustus Gloops of the world?

Mr Bieber Justin Beiber is the most followed person in the world on Twitter, but not for long-Geoff's amassing a hoard of followers, and he's going to knock that smug little chap right off the top spot. Any minute now...

Geoff and the Hometime Team are back and mourning the sad loss of Michael Winner, but also remembering some of his classic moments, including the time Geoff stayed in the room next to him in an hotel and heard him making some very peculiar noises...

We enter the snowy landscape of the weekend, and ask what you've got up to in someone's house when they weren't there. Also, when has grammar totally left you?

Today Geoff wasn't feeling well, but like a trooper he trudged his way through the show, discussing on his way what celebrities smelled like, being ill in inappropriate places, and diets invented on no scientific basis whatsoever.

Never afraid to break new boundaries in broadcasting, Geoff pushes onwards in a quest to break ground that was previously unbroken. Today we ask the members- Where does your mum go? And, do you know what? It's brilliant.

We don't like to rest on our laurels during the Hometime Show, so today we ponder such important topics as what your animals react strangely to, what condiment you totally over-use, and tales of petty theft in adolescence. We also open a retirement home for retired mascots.

Geoff poses a number of interesting questions today, and we recieved a number of interesting responses. It's nice when things work out that way, so we implore you to listen to this, and keep the system working...

For most of us it's the first weekend after our first proper week back at work- if you've decided to give up the drink for Janurary then it's a tough weekend, so we celebrate that by asking "What's your crack?"- what legal things are you addicted to- knitting, Coca-Cola, and ear hair plucking are just some of the things...

It's Brits nominations day, so Geoff chats to Pete Donaldson and Paloma Faith, which is always entertaining, and we discuss animals out of context, all of which make for a lovely entertaining time.

It's the 150th Anniversary of the London Underground, and we celebrate by asking what bizarre behaviour you've seen on public transport- false teeth, curry eaten with a card and more oddness abound! Plus, Geoff discusses the BAFTAS and Monopoly. If nothing else, we're diverse.

Happy Bowie Day! We celebrate the fact that David Bowie has released his first new material in AGES by asking for stories of Bowie sightings in unusual places, and we also hear from other people who have unique alter egos.

Geoff and the team are back, so you can stop your sobbing and give your ears a nourishing treat of delicious Hometime goodness. We hear tales of sibling torture, plus your usual favorites.

It's CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!! We celebrate our last show of the year by talking about the person Christmas is truly about- Noddy Holder. We also play some of our favorite bits of the year, including interviews with Mumford and Sons and from the Paralympics.