Geoff Lloyd with Annabel Port

It's the penultimate show of the year, and we ask what odd traditions your family have at Christmas and, since it's almost the end of the year, we do a final farewell to any departed dogs in our Dead Dogs Memorial Wall.

You shouldn't listen to this, you're only allowed to listen to podcasts from the BBC. That's not true, but we did speak to people about what they weren't allowed to do when they were young, like watch ITV and that sort of thing.

"You're fired", so screams Lord Alan Sugar on the Apprentice, (even though you can't fire someone before you fire them), and we're talking to people who've been sacked for unusual reasons- do you have a moody face? Did your dad have an affair with your boss?

Geoff ponders his future now that his favorite TV shows are finished for the year and, inspired by his slobby behaviour, asks for stories of slovenly slobs.

Have you seen that Kim Wylde, all tipsy and singing on the train after a Christmas party? No? Well you should have a look, it's really funny. It also inspired us to talk about times you've seen celebrities showing off in public. Show offs. Oh, and Annabel's got 2 colds!

Geoff wonders why he keeps losing gloves, we ask what basic things you cant do, find out what Geoff thought of the Hobbit Premiere, and Stereophonics are on the show

Ooya, this podcast is STUFFED with good things! We have a chat with Alun Cochrane, and then we have a chat with Of Monsters and Men- yeah TWO chats! But don't worry, all the usual bits you've become accustomed to are still in there, and best of all Annabel is back!

We're hobbling along with three wheels on our wagon as Annabel is off poorly sick, but that doesn't stop us muddling through and just about cobbling something together.

We're honouring all sorts of things today- we honour the greatest headline in newspaper history, then we honour Patrick Moore. Do listen, it'd be an absolute honour.

Stop playing with your food! Actually, don't stop completely, just long enough to tell us the strange ways in which you have to consume said food. Also, discover Geoff's tactic to look like you were partying all night, whilst in the comfort of your own home.

Intruder Alert! People where they shouldn't be- in your house, under your bed, on stage. Or, are YOU the intruder- are you mistakenly in the wrong place? We also hear (another) awkward moment from Geoff's personal life, and they're always funny.

Intruder Alert! People in the wrong places- in your house, in your car, getting on stage in the village hall musical. Or, were YOU the intruder? Did you get into someone's car/house/nativity play? We also hear a very awkward moment from Geoff's personal life, which is always fun.

Borrowing, lending, not returning, hoarding. All these problems; some might say symtomatic of the problems affecting Western society in general, are laid bare in this show. Well, there's a phone in about stuff you've borrowed and never got back anyway...

The Apollo space probe will be hurtling around in space all on its own for all eternity. And that made us feel a little sad, so we asked for more stories of giving inanimate objects a human persona. Geoff also talks about military dolphins as well.

There's Royal baby news, and Geoff is understandably thrilled. Mainly because it helped him come up with a phone in topic for the show. Elsewhere he talks Christmas wreath theft, and the joy of text.