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Irish comedian Conor Drum zoom in (if that’s a verb) from London to enjoy some drinks and solve some problems. Patrick met Conor through mutual friends last year in Edinburgh, and the two of them have been drunk since. In this show, we of course discuss the coronavirus situation and how it’s continuing to cause disruptions for the humans. Find out what Jesus really hates, how not to haggle for electronics, and you be the judge about who’s internet keeps causing disruptions throughout this show. Patrick convinces Conor to share a music video from a teenage band he was in, which has a really deep and meaningful backstory. Pour yourself a drink and get comfortable for a transatlantic meeting of the minds, brought to you by alcohol and the end of the world.

The quarantine continues and comedian James Hesky sits in with Patrick from New York City. Patrick announces a partnership with Netflix. James provides some commentary on the situation in NYC, and apparently consistency with social distancing in New York is not a thing. The beaches are open in Georgia, and sports remaining on hiatus are driving idiots nuts. Patrick mixes up one of the most disgusting cocktails that a human can consume to try to flush his body of the virus. James unearths some trauma Patrick may be hiding about some older female relatives. The mayor of Las Vegas is nuts and has a monthly show where she spews her idiotic thoughts. SNL is trying to do a real show real hard. James tries to talk sense in to a racist in-studio guest. Patrick contemplates new career opportunities, gulping ice cream bars, and much more. We’re also giving away bottles of Ham Sanitizer to lucky viewers.

Alex Ansel, Adam Dominguez and Chrim Waldorf join Patrick to commiserate about the pandemic and try to find some joy in the world. Patrick is pretty sure he had COVID-19 last week. Chrim Waldorf, aka the Cold Brew King, has been driving Uber and trading stocks recently. According to recent successes, he’s the new Gordon Gecko. We reminisce about our last standup shows before the closures of comedy clubs, and talk about whether or not it’s cringe to do standup comedy over the internet with a crowd of zero. Adam thinks beards are unhygienic, Patrick talks about letting out a hot yoga fart, and the guys weigh in on predictions for the future of society. Listen soon, because we are all going to die.

Patrick has rushed back from Australia to avoid being stranded during the coronavirus pandemic, and there’s rust on all the podcast equipment. Roy Johnson calls in from Tulsa to give us the lowdown on life in Oklahoma since the panic began. Patrick can’t stand people who are in to sports and can’t stop talking about sports postponement. The Las Vegas strip is completely dead and Patrick has been living off of whatever is available at Costco, including brownie batter and Frozen 2 branded Cheez-It crackers. Lots of little updates and some initial pandemic impressions (even though they’re a little late to the party) round out this episode.

Patrick is joined in the studio by comedians Tyler Jolley and George White. George is determined to be on his best behavior this time around, as last time he was bouncing off the studio walls. Patrick trys to dig deep in to the rumors and lore surrounding Las Vegas and it’s comedy scene being full of pedophiles and rapists. No one seems to want to talk about it, but it doesn’t matter as the show is soon derailed by an unlikely duo of callers from California and Scotland. What follows is a mix of laughter, yelling, a lot of things that had to be censored, and ultimately acceptance. Patrick and George finish the show with one of the most epic rap battles since Hamilton.

Patrick is joined in the studio by what promises to be the most entertaining crew in a long time. Regulars Alex Ansel and Adam Dominguez bring their roommate, comedian and lothario Chris Waldeck to the party. A bit of a case-study between the everyman, Chris walks us through adventure after adventure, from his sweaty genesis in Florida to his recent sexual escapades. Alex teaches Waldorf to smoke a bong, and he completely collapses into a comedic shell that pays off big time. We also discuss a Los Angeles comedian named Elizabeth Stanton who’s caught up in some racism scandal and a possible rapist on the Vegas comedy scene. But mostly, this is about Waldorf. The man is a scamp, a champ, and keeps his suit jacket damp.

Patrick is joined in the studio by comedians Alex Ansel and Garrett Hall. Alex is fresh off a scare with the law, and Patrick is worried that his lack of drinking will have bad ramifications on the show. Patrick pleas for his guests to be treated better, whether you’re a hair tie company or the Air Force. Patrick hasn’t seen any of the latest viral movies, from El Camino to The Irishman, and doesn’t understand any of the hype. Garrett explains why the Air Force is better than Patrick with a drone, Patrick looks back fondly at wild time with Greg Giraldo, and much more.

It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and Jozalyn Sharp is here to help us make sense of everything. We talk about all of the latest social media sensations hitting the millennial lately, including weird family recipes and how to extend your life and have more energy by sunning your asshole. Patrick doesn’t understand TikTok, or why it’s very important for bottoming culture to gain mainstream media attention. Jozalyn does her best to explain, but it doesn’t necessarily work out. Patrick wants to buy a new drone, but Jozalyn thinks it’s a dad move. Stay away from the romaine lettuce this holiday season. That shit kills.

Somewhere in Las Vegas comedians Alex Ansel, Adam Dominguez and Jeni Robins gather around some mics. We are breaking down Halloween and some of the guests are making short work of Patrick’s leftover candy. Patrick is turning 40 on Monday. Popeyes chicken sandwiches are back and causing murders. The rapper TI takes his daughter to the gynecologist, and not in a good way. Patricks finds an awful old headshot. The new Child’s Play is horseshit. We start hitting the scotch pretty hard, but we still bring home a lot of great opinions you’re sure to love.

Tyler Jolley joins Patrick in the studio to race to the bottom of a bottle of scotch. What could go wrong? The summary of things discussed in this show couldn’t be listed if you tried. Trader Joes and cookie butter are pretty much a scam, Costco sponsors the show now, and nobody is sure whether mezcal is tequila or vice versa. Patrick has a new crush on Mama June, Honey Boo Boo’s mom, and wants the fans to help hook him up. Don’t buy a generic Roomba, get a hot preview of the next hot Vegas magic duo, and please stop telling people we don’t have a new website.

Patrick is back in Las Vegas and is in the process of getting the new podcast studio up and running. Adam Domiguez is here with roommate and NLO-favorite Alex Ansel to talk about the end of summer and a million other stupid things. These boys are passing around Keystone Ice and candy cigarettes likes they’re being pulled off store shelves tomorrow. Patrick is not partaking due to some healthy life choices. Alex almost dies live on the show while trying to promote his new podcast, Patrick caught footage of a suspicious individual stealing his golf clubs from his garage, and much more.

Patrick is back in Las Vegas and is in the process of getting the new podcast studio up and running. Adam Domiguez is here with roommate and NLO-favorite Alex Ansel to talk about the end of summer and a million other stupid things. These boys are passing around Keystone Ice and candy cigarettes likes they’re being pulled off store shelves tomorrow. Patrick is not partaking due to some healthy life choices. Alex almost dies live on the show while trying to promote his new podcast, Patrick caught footage of a suspicious individual stealing his golf clubs from his garage, and much more.

Patrick is back in Las Vegas and is in the process of getting the new podcast studio up and running. Adam Domiguez is here with roommate and NLO-favorite Alex Ansel to talk about the end of summer and a million other stupid things. These boys are passing around Keystone Ice and candy cigarettes likes they’re […]

Back in Tulsa, Patrick catches up with Roy Johnson a couple weeks after a breakup. So much has happened since we last heard from Roy, including his breakdown on another podcast with lovable Tulsa comedian Landry Miller (available on the Overdose for subscribers). Roy and Patrick try to fix the world, just like old times, through discussing stages of a breakup, what’s wrong with firemen who think they can cook, and much more. No one gets too mad and loses their shit in this one, and for the most part, the guys just podcast like a couple of gentlemen who understand how life works.

Back in Tulsa, Patrick catches up with Roy Johnson a couple weeks after a breakup. So much has happened since we last heard from Roy, including his breakdown on another podcast with lovable Tulsa comedian Landry Miller (available on the Overdose for subscribers). Roy and Patrick try to fix the world, just like old times, through discussing stages of a breakup, what’s wrong with firemen who think they can cook, and much more. No one gets too mad and loses their shit in this one, and for the most part, the guys just podcast like a couple of gentlemen who understand how life works.