NOBODY LIKES ONIONS
Summary: If the show was about onions, it would be pretty stupid. Lucky for you, it isn't. NLO is classified as a comedy podcast, but it's so much more. There is a huge following of the show, by individuals of all ages. It's a talk show, a comedy show, a show about life, and an online culture. Patrick and Adam talk about topics in their personal lives and other things they encounter. All opinions on all topics are shared. The show is not for the politically correct or the weak at heart. Be prepared to put your baggage aside and laugh at anything and everything when you listen.
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Back in Tulsa, Patrick catches up with Roy Johnson a couple weeks after a breakup. So much has happened since we last heard from Roy, including his breakdown on another podcast with lovable Tulsa comedian Landry Miller (available on the Overdose for subscribers). Roy and Patrick try to fix the world, just like old times, […]
Patrick is in Tulsa, Oklahoma, catching up with his old friend and one of the first co-hosts to capture the hearts of NLO listeners everywhere, Roy Johnson. Roy is happily in a relationship and has mellowed quite a bit in his advanced age. Patrick sits him down to weigh in on his new lifestyle, and a few other Tulsa characters you may know. Most of this show is dedicated to Patrick absolutely hating Roy’s dog, an adorable yet mentally disabled pug named Captain Jeter. Listen to a few minutes of this dog and try to honestly say you don’t want to throw it on to a fire pit of your own building.
Patrick is in Tulsa, Oklahoma, catching up with his old friend and one of the first co-hosts to capture the hearts of NLO listeners everywhere, Roy Johnson. Roy is happily in a relationship and has mellowed quite a bit in his advanced age. Patrick sits him down to weigh in on his new lifestyle, and a few other Tulsa characters you may know. Most of this show is dedicated to Patrick absolutely hating Roy’s dog, an adorable yet mentally disabled pug named Captain Jeter. Listen to a few minutes of this dog and try to honestly say you don’t want to throw it on to a fire pit of your own building.
Patrick is in Tulsa, Oklahoma, catching up with his old friend and one of the first co-hosts to capture the hearts of NLO listeners everywhere, Roy Johnson. Roy is happily in a relationship and has mellowed quite a bit in his advanced age. Patrick sits him down to weigh in on his new lifestyle, and […]
Patrick is back stateside and resurrects the podcast from Las Vegas, NV. Patrick catches up with Alex Ansel, who reveals some secrets of his recently concluded relationship. Spoiler alert – he has bite marks all over his body and likes it when women make him feel pain. Patrick talk a bit about his final weeks in Australia, gives an example of a positive Mexican story while denouncing an old bit he used to do, and discusses why men don’t send each other porn videos. Alex teaches us where to buy discounted shoes, and professes his love for the angry Whopper, whatever that is.
Patrick is back stateside and resurrects the podcast from Las Vegas, NV. Patrick catches up with Alex Ansel, who reveals some secrets of his recently concluded relationship. Spoiler alert – he has bite marks all over his body and likes it when women make him feel pain. Patrick talk a bit about his final weeks in Australia, gives an example of a positive Mexican story while denouncing an old bit he used to do, and discusses why men don’t send each other porn videos. Alex teaches us where to buy discounted shoes, and professes his love for the angry Whopper, whatever that is.
Patrick is back stateside and resurrects the podcast from Las Vegas, NV. Patrick catches up with Alex Ansel, who reveals some secrets of his recently concluded relationship. Spoiler alert – he has bite marks all over his body and likes it when women make him feel pain. Patrick talk a bit about his final weeks […]
Patrick sits down with Ruven Govender and Sean Michaels in Sydney, Australia. In the wake of the shooting in New Zealand, we talk about guns and killing, including the motivations and a machinations behind them, and come to absolutely zero solutions, other than thoughts and prayers. Ruven teaches us what a census is, which apparently […]
Patrick sits down with Ruven Govender and Sean Michaels in Sydney, Australia. In the wake of the shooting in New Zealand, we talk about guns and killing, including the motivations and a machinations behind them, and come to absolutely zero solutions, other than thoughts and prayers. Ruven teaches us what a census is, which apparently has it’s roots in deep kiwi culture. We also discuss dick hair and color for some reason, 3D printing, and a bunch of other topics that just seem to roll out of our consciousness. It’s another down-under episode with no real beginning or end.
Patrick sits down with Ruven Govender and Sean Michaels in Sydney, Australia. In the wake of the shooting in New Zealand, we talk about guns and killing, including the motivations and a machinations behind them, and come to absolutely zero solutions, other than thoughts and prayers. Ruven teaches us what a census is, which apparently has it’s roots in deep kiwi culture. We also discuss dick hair and color for some reason, 3D printing, and a bunch of other topics that just seem to roll out of our consciousness. It’s another down-under episode with no real beginning or end.
Patrick rises from the ashes in Sydney, Australia just to see if anyone is still listening. Comedians Ruven Govender and Sean Michaels are guests on this show of stitched-together conversations that took place on a recent rainy afternoon after the boys baking some drug-filled cake. Patrick and Ruven recount some of the happenings in Perth […]
Patrick rises from the ashes in Sydney, Australia just to see if anyone is still listening. Comedians Ruven Govender and Sean Michaels are guests on this show of stitched-together conversations that took place on a recent rainy afternoon after the boys baking some drug-filled cake. Patrick and Ruven recount some of the happenings in Perth at the Fringe World festival, and Sean explains a deep loathing for Superman and all that he stands for. No, seriously. He has so many beefs with the man of steel that you can tell he has put a lot of thought in to killing him. Check the Overdose for even more.
Patrick rises from the ashes in Sydney, Australia just to see if anyone is still listening. Comedians Ruven Govender and Sean Michaels are guests on this show of stitched-together conversations that took place on a recent rainy afternoon after the boys baking some drug-filled cake. Patrick and Ruven recount some of the happenings in Perth at the Fringe World festival, and Sean explains a deep loathing for Superman and all that he stands for. No, seriously. He has so many beefs with the man of steel that you can tell he has put a lot of thought in to killing him. Check the Overdose for even more.
Patrick is in the studio with a plethora of Texas comedians performing haphazard interventions. Comedians Alex “Kool Aid” Ansel, Adam Dominguez, and George White put on a clinic for how to jump around from topic to topic with grace. George is addicted to social media and we plead with him to put the phone down. […]
Patrick is in the studio with a plethora of Texas comedians performing haphazard interventions. Comedians Alex “Kool Aid” Ansel, Adam Dominguez, and George White put on a clinic for how to jump around from topic to topic with grace. George is addicted to social media and we plead with him to put the phone down. Alex has a newfound confidence inspired by his recent coupling and loss of virginity. And poor Adam has no idea what’s happening as we try to corral this show towards some sort of cohesive culmination. Patrick has some new shoes that he thinks might be a little feminine, Derek Savage can’t decide if Cool Cat likes or hates violence, and more.
