Goonie's World

Having been drawn in by chanting, the adventurers, including a newly remodeled Dwarf, secretly observe the celebratory aftermath of a successful cult ritual that ended with a man, presumably Pentachus Katandramus, vanishing. A much less successful scheme by Rusty leads to a battle with the cultists and then with something even worse. In the end, the party’s decision not to run away proves explosively fateful.   [PREREQUISITE: Shadow of the Demon Lord 7-9]   [OPTIONAL: Shadow of the Demon Lord 1-6]  

After following through with their plan to dupe Shark McGee, Jimmy and Bobby proceed to the Bellerive Hotel where, according to Luigi, a ledger is stashed that can bring down Giovanni Salerno. Everything goes terribly awry, however, resulting in a gunfight, a car chase, and a fall.      

Jimmy and Bobby prepare to whack Luigi inside his home while dealing with the pleas and procrastinations from him and his wife, along with the persistent cries of their baby. Before they leave, irrevocable decisions are made and true identities are revealed.   

In 1930s Kansas City, union pipefitters Jimmy Carano and Bobby Marbles finish up a day of work in their other job -- persuading reluctant business owners to accept slot machines -- and are rewarded with yet another career opportunity: painting houses. A man named Luigi Vega has incurred the wrath of their boss, and he is to be “taken care of” as soon as possible.   

After calming a riled up mob intent on killing Indians, Seamus and Barnaby are informed of a nearby encampment of outlaws. Newly deputized, they ride out at first light alongside future legends Wyatt Earp and Bat Masterson. A good old-fashioned shootout ensues, and not everyone rides back.

Waking up early, Seamus and “Uncle Sam” get in a final round of Q&A with the saloon-goers before getting the hell out of Dodge and heading north. What they find solves some mysteries but only deepens others. The searchers return after dusk as the bearers of bad news and bad arrowheads.

Barnaby Baxter and Seamus O’Shaugnessy, two drifters escaping their pasts, are headed out west in the 1870s when they come to a notorious city on the high plains. In the lively saloon, they confabulate with the barkeep and diversified patrons, discovering there’s no shortage of folk searching for other folk and decent rewards for those who’re able to find them.  

After descending into the lava-lit depths beneath the Heap, the heroes find themselves staring into the many evil eyes of the Eye Tyrant. Will they perish or will they triumph, locate the lost ring, and make the treacherous trek back to the Amber Princess to partake in a fairytale wedding? Either way, this tale must end, thus concluding an unforgettable night of tabletop gaming for Chip, Dickey, and Plunger. Now on to the movie!

After departing the Castle of the Amber Princess, the valiant adventurers travel straight to the Heap on the Borderlands, hoping to find the ring whose possessor the Gelf promises to marry. At the heap’s base, they dare enter the dreaded Maze of Chaos.

Our heroes, Wendyl Woolbeard and Mÿke Tÿsen (and Silas Seeker), continue their perilous journey across the ensorcelled land, encountering the strange old hermit the Trog had mentioned, as well as foul beasts in the woods and waters. After a fork in the road, the travelers soon find themselves face-to-face with pure wickedness.    

In the loft of a detached garage, three boys settle in for an epic night of fantasy roleplaying and fluff tasting. Join Plunger as the Gamemaster and Shadow Specialist, Dickey Newton as the Element Master, and Chip Estrada as the Pugilist while they navigate their courageous characters through a realm of magic and menace to find an infamous heap on the borderlands.       [NOTE: A familiarity with the characters from our Kids on Bikes episodes is probably necessary to fully enjoy this series.]    

Niles and Vinny go from spies to Spartaci as they engage in gladiatorial combat in a makeshift rooftop arena nine stories over the bay, jeopardizing their mission and their mortal lives. Are you not entertained?

Under the aliases of Dorian DeLorean and Jean-Pierre Rousseau, the spies attend the art auction and hobnob with various scum and villainy until they’re finally introduced to Diamondface himself, who seems very interested in their forged painting. When the opportunity arises, they do some snooping and uncover a surprise.      

Washington, D.C. 1980s. Veteran secret agent Niles Thorpe is paired with younger rookie spy Vinny Rigatoni. Their mission: infiltrate an illegal auction of stolen art in Macau, China and appropriate a computer disk from the auctioneer, South African art dealer Diamondface, which contains Swiss bank accounts linked to code names.   [Optional: The Spy Game 1-3]  

After battling a giant mutant, Tegan, Dirk, and Rusty continue to explore the house in Purse, encountering more monsters and mysteries. Crunching too many crystals, Tegan involuntarily gains some new body modifications. Moments later, eerie chants draw the party’s attention, daring them to investigate.