Goonie's World

On an autumn evening in Arkham, Massachusetts, wealthy socialite Margo Macey and newspaper reporter Rachael Hemmingway meet with Private Investigator Saul Moran at a diner, where he shares a secret he’s kept for nearly a year. A terrible affliction has been causing him to crave human flesh, and it’s getting worse. The three decide to drive out to the country, seeking the advice of a strange doctor, who in turn directs them to an infamous house in town known as the Witch House. After an unsettling experience, they learn that their only possible hope for a cure lies in a vault at the Miskatonic University. But surely, the New Englanders would never be stupid enough to meddle with ancient magic beyond their comprehension and control.

With the Princess of Dumnonia rescued, Sir Lancelot and Sir Mador begin the long ride back with her (along with her mother) and almost immediately regret their decision. Although slaying the Avanc is the knights’ sworn mission, their greatest challenge might be in enduring Her Highness’ company. During their route, they stop and make camp in the wilderness, encountering a ferocious monster and an odd old man. Once again in Uffington, the moment finally arrives to forge their reputations and prove their knighthood.  

After their bloody confrontation with the Avanc, Lance and Mador seek out the assistance of the famous magician Merlin who transports them to the kingdom of Dumnonia, where a virtuous princess is said to live. Once there, the knights now face a giant problem.

In Arthurian Briton, the legendary Sir Lancelot du Lac and minor knight of the round table Sir Mador de La Porte receive a quest by the king himself to slay a monster known as the Avanc that has been terrorizing the village of Uffington. Along the way, they meet a beautiful and naïve maiden who just might be their best chance of defeating the beast.  

A falling out between the Bugg brothers occurs over Merle’s Michael Jackson glove replica, and Ronny goes forward with his own plan. With the genuine sequin accessory in his possession, Ronny completes his long-sought magical MJ ensemble. Unfortunately, Roger has taken extra security measures unbeknownst to Ronny, and things quickly go from Bad to worse.

Roger Long, a lonely, disabled, celebrity memorabilia collector has his life turned upside down when he discovers an infestation of fruit flies in his suburban Dallas home. Enter Merle Bugg, Jr. II, a crooked cop who knows Roger from their local church. It turns out, Merle has a brother named Ronny Bugg who just so happens to be an exterminator and who just so happens to be particularly infatuated with a certain piece of memorabilia in Roger’s collection.

Truck and Dr. DD ascend to the upper level of Ana-Sin-Emid, only to witness further unsettling phantasmagoria. Luckily, the pair finally get some of the answers they came for in the engine and power core rooms. What will they find on the rest of the ship? Can they make it back to The Grahams with the data they’ve gathered, and what is the fate of Gunther, the third member of their team?

When the Cambridge-Wallace corporation is alerted to a drifting, unresponsive spaceship called Ana-Sin-Emid, they send Devereux Diggs, Ph.D. (Dr. DD) and Travis “Truck” Tucker to investigate. Once boarded, the science officer and the security officer check out the cryogenic storage rooms on the lower level, and what they discover has them questioning their sanity.

Disguised as hat-wearing Guinea Pigs, Foo Foo and Run E. Carlos are allowed entry into the cannibalistic community of Drainpipe where they are accepted by Bile, the nefarious stoat leader. After being required to partake in abominations, the undercover bunnies learn the dark details of the plan to attack Stonewall. Can they prevent the destruction of their burrow and save countless lives or will their covers be blown and their efforts thwarted? Or worse, will they be seduced by the crooked colony and corrupted into becoming one of them?

After a harrowing encounter with the villainous cat Pyewacket, the bunnies hurry back to Stonewall with the map they found and warn Grandma Maizy of what appears to be an imminent invasion of their burrow, likely by the misfit residents of Drainpipe. Gifted powerful herbs and donning disguises, Foo Foo and Run E. make the perilous journey to the depraved settlement, prepared to do whatever it takes to protect their home.      

In a settlement known as Stonewall, two bunnies are given a mission by Grandma Maizy, the matriarch. Jon Radisher, a radish trader, has disappeared along the route to another burrow known as Bywater. Foo Foo, a fighter, and Run E. Carlos, a runner, begin their search for the missing bunny immediately, soon coming upon their first clue as well as a mischievous gang of weasels.   

Bursting into Emilio’s private chambers, Sasha and Diego find the place ransacked with no sign of the Valantina boss. Breaking through yet another door, they make a gruesome discovery. After a bloody fight with Emilio’s right-hand man, the adventurers find a secret passageway, which takes them through twisted underground tunnels and into the domain of Chaos.  

After entering the Asylum, Sasha and Diego come upon a bloody massacre in the Schatzenheimer base, and the gem they seek eludes them. Posing as a Tilean, Diego must bluff both of them through Valantina territory to continue the hunt. The situation gets even dicier when they learn of an unexpected third party who also covets the gem. 

Two foreigners, Sasha Sagan and Diego Vega, arrive by boat to the city of Nuln in the Empire, seeking adventure and wealth. After difficulty finding a place to stay, as well as trouble with thugs and thieves, the kossar and the diestro finally get an opportunity to fulfill both objectives. Councillor Oldenhaller will pay them handsomely to fetch a jewel rumored to have a dark history, now thought to be in the possession of a local gang leader.

After being invited to join the exclusive group of live-action vampire role-players, Dickey and Plunger are taken blindfolded to a secret spot in the woods and finally meet the bloodsuckers’ master. An epic showdown between good and evil erupts and only one party can emerge victorious.