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The Westboro Baptist Church is threatened by a Clefairy Pokémon, the US government plans to drop vaccine-laced M&Ms on ferrets (no really), Chris Christie fetches Trump his Filet-O-Fish, and Mike’s daughter finds some free street soda.     SHOW NOTES Intro 7 Generation Games @DrAnnMaria @annmariastat Trumped up On the phallic logo Chris Christie and McDonalds Chris Christie and Oreos On #BlackLivesMatter Trump hair Is this real life? The Westboro Baptist Church Is Getting Owned In Pokémon Go Stupid shit my friends post We don’t have a race problem Headline of the week US government plans to use drones to fire vaccine-laced M&Ms near endangered ferrets Eye candy Flexible paper figures

Kaley Cuoco desecrates the flag, a man seems to die in every terrorist attack, the IRS doesn’t accept iTunes cards, and Mike’s buddy escalates a toilet paper prank.     SHOW NOTES Intro Grilled Onions Podcast Follow-up Ask a manager Trumped up On police shooting rates by minority status On Saddam Hussein On being the Ultimate Walk-off Winner On Article XII Internet vigilantes Kaley Cuoco vs. USA Stupid shit my friends post Area man reports cop doing his job A law professor identifies a teachable moment Headline of the week Mashable: This man seems to die in every terrorist attack. But he’s very much alive. Not The Onion FTC: IRS does not accept payment in iTunes cards Eye candy Bicycles from memory  Special Guest: Konrad Vernor.

Sunish makes a cameo, an $8 bowl of Frosted Flakes in Times Square constitutes fine dining, the bitter almond tree gets ‘banned,’ an intern circulates a footwear petition, and #HeterosexualPrideDay trends on Twitter.     SHOW NOTES Intro Share a Slice Podcast Follow-up Origin of Marcus Flat-earth campfire debate Trumped up 1994 rape allegation On Mike Tyson On Polanski On Trans-Pacific Partnership Is this a thing? Kellogg’s cereal as dining event Stupid shit my friends post Bitter almonds Reasonable or ridiculous Fired for proposing a more flexible dress code Rejected by Don Hertzfeldt Know your meme #HeterosexualPrideDay Eye candy Lines dividing rich and poor Special Guest: Seán McGuire.

Australian teens have smaller babies with this one weird trick, Mike contemplates assuming his wife’s last name, Rick Tyler unironically runs for Congress on the ‘Make America White Again’ platform, and Tom DeLonge leaves Blink-182 to focus on ‘national security,’ UFOs.     SPONSOR pierre-henry socks SHOW NOTES Intro Atheism 101 Podcast Trumped up On raping Ivana On Scotland’s Brexit vote On his memory (Part 1) On his memory (Part 2) Wait, what? Australian teenage girls are having smaller babies with this one weird trick Stupid shit my friends post Anyone else think he just got neutered? Not the Onion Rick Tyler wants to ‘Make America White Again’ Headline of the week A.V. Club: Tom DeLonge says he quit Blink-182 to focus on ‘national security,’ UFOs Eye candy Christo’s Walking on Water Special Guest: Matthew Van Dyke.

Texas Lt. Governor Dan Patrick accidentally praises God’s vengeance, Mike’s buddy kills a guy, Ari Nagel sires 22 children, Anonymous gays up some ISIS Twitter accounts, and the ‘Coexist’ logo makes Mike’s eyes bleed.     SPONSOR Super Pee Pee Time Podcast SHOW NOTES Intro Let’s Chat Podcast Geraldo on straight-edge gang violence Trumped up On Trump’s LGBT appeal On beautiful crossfires On being 2% behind in the polls On animal rights Wait, what? Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick’s tweet heard ’round the world Stupid shit my friends post The problem is not guns! Bible gun gun gun, Jesus. Thoughts and prayers game Is this a thing? The professor who sired 22 kids Headline of the week Anonymous hacks ISIS’ Twitter, makes it as fabulously gay as humanly possible Eye candy The coexist logo bumper sticker

Brock Turner’s ribeye enthusiasm wanes, a bride prays for the plight of her bridesmaids, John Oliver forgives $15M in medical debt, and a robot sorts some stones.     SHOW NOTES Intro Boxer Crackas Follow-up Origins of ‘dork’ Trumped up On repressed white male workers On Pocahontas On hairspray On racists Poorly summarized news Brock Turner Stupid shit my friends post At our nephews [sic] wedding today Headline of the week John Oliver hosts largest one-time TV giveaway — by forgiving $15 million in medical debt Eye candy A kinetic artwork that sorts thousands of random river stones by age

Women shouldn’t always ‘lean in,’ a restless patriot distances himself from Obama’s Hiroshima ‘apology,’ a friendly gorilla is cruelly murdered by bloodthirsty zookeepers, the government thinks Frosted Flakes are healthier than avocados, and R. Crumb illustrates Genesis.     SPONSOR Pierre Henry Socks: Over-the-calf dress socks that will never let you down. Use code PS101 for 15% off. SHOW NOTES Intro Gayatri’s food porn Turmeric lattes Trumped up Trump on Curiel Trump on chauvinism  Trump on Romney’s immigration policy Trump on Puerto Rico Headline of the week Quartz: Harvard researchers have concluded that not all women should “lean in” for salary negotiations Stupid shit my friends post When Obama apologizes for Hiroshima… Poorly summarized news Harambe the Gorilla: Change.org petition Poorly summarized science FDA: Frosted Flakes healthier than an avocado Eye candy R. Crumb’s Genesis                                        

Peter Thiel knows how to hold a grudge, Connie prefers English speakers, the internet wants to give Captain America a boyfriend, Sebastian accidentally becomes an artist, and Mike improves* his pronunciation.     *not really SHOW NOTES Follow-up Ben Patterson is a liar Trumped up Toronto’s Trump Tower on verge of bankruptcy Trump on Bernie  Trump on the environment Manafort on pandering Poorly summarized news Peter Thiel, Tech Billionaire, Reveals Secret War With Gawker An Open Letter to Peter Thiel Stupid shit my friends post Connie prefers English Know your meme #GiveCaptainAmericaABoyfriend #GiveCaptainAmericaADogManBoyfriend Headline of the week Mashable: Someone put glasses on the floor of a museum and people thought it was art Eye candy Soviet brutalist architecture  

Adam bates Republican Scott Esk into torpedoing his own political career, Sunish sends in feedback, Koreans armpits are magical, a father vomits with his son, the alleged curvature of the world requires grid shifting, and the Philadelphia Police Department impersonates a Google Street View car.     SPONSOR Pierre Henry Socks SHOW NOTES Follow-up Words with offensive origins Weird pervert visits a women’s bathroom Weird pervert harasses a woman in basketball shorts Trumped up Trump is a bigot Trump for 16 years Trump kisses Temple Trump is not Hitler Poorly summarized science Koreans don’t need deoderant Stupid shit my friends post Turdmongrel in chief Deal-breaker Sympathetic vomiter Poorly summarized news Philly cops impersonate Google Street View Eye candy Grid shifting Special Guest: Adam Bates.

Indiana Governor Mike Pence wants to hear about your period, women in Japan get time off for menstrual leave, a bubble and Bosu balance trainer “prove” that the earth is flat, and John Oliver answers the question “is science bullshit?”     SPONSOR Various Breads and Butters podcast SHOW NOTES Intro Period for Pence Unwritable Rant podcast Trumped up Trump’s taxes Trump on taxing the wealthy Trump on white supremacist delegate Trump on fundraising Is this a thing? Menstrual leave Stupid shit my friends post Something crazy/amazing happened to Amy Denise (spoiler alert: it was crazy) Poorly summarized science John Oliver asks “Is science bullshit?” Effects of moderate alcohol consumption Poorly summarized news Facebook may be censoring conservatives Special Guest: Laura Shanley.

A culinary genius creates In-N-Out egg rolls, puppy feet smell like crackers, conservatives accidentally create a pro-universal healthcare meme, BYU scrutinizes rape victims, Mike’s missionary companion gets touchy-feely, and an Arizona teen faces charges for a revealing yearbook photo.     SPONSOR Election Cerealz: Beautifully crafted presidential candidate cereal boxes. SHOW NOTES Intro Becky’s blog Follow-up Satanists on Cruz Trumped up Trump on Elizabeth Warren Trump on debt Trump on Puerto Rico Trump on taco bowl Is this a thing? In-N-Out egg rolls KFC nail polish Chili Four Loko Stupid shit my friends post 2 years military service for all Pledge of allegiance Tropic thunder Poorly summarized news NYT: At Brigham Young, a cost in reporting rape Deal-breaker Football player’s yearbook picture prank  

Michael buys high and sells low, Boehner calls Cruz ‘Lucifer in the flesh,’ Black Trump drops the beat, real Christians don’t Yoga, a hungry man gets pizza delivered to a moving train, and being trans species is a thing.   SPONSOR Pierre Henry Socks: Superb combed cotton dress socks. Use offer code PS101 for 15% off your first order. SHOW NOTES Intro Nocturne capital The laws of wealth: psychology and the secret to investing success Everyone you love will die Trumped up Black Trump Trump would drop A-bomb like Truman Trump’s sticking with his feelings on immigration Manafort’s resume Poorly summarized news Boehner calls Cruz ‘Lucifer in the flesh’ Stupid shit my friends post Why Christians shouldn’t yoga Headline of the week Hungry man gets pizza delivered to a moving train, tweets how he did it Is this a thing? What it means to be trans species Eye candy Jason Chen’s photographic images that weave moments in time

The Cramer family fails at the beach, Justin nearly fails at college, San Francisco crusades against manspreaders, sex-detecting smart mattresses might be a thing, and an Edmonton military veteran annually fills out forms declaring his legs missing.   SHOW NOTES Trumped up Trump on 7-Eleven Trump on Facebook fame Where does Trump get those wonderful toys? Headline of the week Man takes sleeping pills, accidentally orders a yak online Stupid shit my friends post Vaccine stupidity Is this a thing? How San Francisco public transit is fighting back against manspreaders Deal-breaker Sex-detecting mattress Poorly summarized news Edmonton military veteran frustrated he has to annually fill out form to say his legs are still missing Eye candy Crystal houses

Microsoft exits the Hitler image recognition market, Burger King employees break all the store’s windows (again), more wet beavers are coming to California, Mike hates on selfie sticks, and Justin reveals his sociopathy.     SHOW NOTES Sponsor Pierre-Henry Socks: comfortable, high-performance designer socks.  Use offer code PS101 at checkout for 15% off your first purchase. Follow-up Montreal vs. New York bagels CaptionBot Trumped up Carson on Trump Is this a thing? Burger King employees were tricked into breaking all their store’s windows. Again. Stupid shit my friends post If I shoot a buck this deer season and I only have tags for a doe… Oh No Ross & Carrie on Scientology Headline of the week The plan to make California wet by spreading beavers up and down the state Deal-breaker Looks like a wrist watch, flies like a drone! Mount Rushmore Podcast on the worst kind of snobs Poorly summarized news Indiana state trooper is fired for proselytizing during traffic stops Eye candy Abandoned manholes as small living spaces

The Einstein Bagel is a lie, a mother falls in love with her biological son, illegal immigration is thoughtfully equated with grand theft auto, women keep the Governor of Indiana informed about their menses, and Mike steals a neighbor’s couch.     SHOW NOTES Intro 11 ways to make the workplace bathroom a happier place How the most successful people poop at work Follow-up Gentiles must cease their relentless cultural appropriation of bagels Trumped up ‘Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband’ Trump on pumping Trump on sexual assault in the military Trump on outer beauty Deal breaker Mother Kim West falls In love with biological son, plans marriage and babies Stupid shit my friends post Illegal immigration = grand theft auto Headline of the week Why women are calling Indiana’s governor to talk about their periods Eye candy Great Depression-era photographs    Special Guest: Lindsay Goldwert.