Summary: <p>Microsoft exits the Hitler image recognition market, Burger King employees break all the store’s windows (again), more wet beavers are coming to California, Mike hates on selfie sticks, and Justin reveals his sociopathy.</p> <p><span id="more-345"></span></p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p><a href="https://overcast.fm/itunes1057760412/poorly-summarized" target="_blank" class="set-target no-lightbox"><img width="150" height="55" src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Overcast1.png" class="attachment-medium size-medium" alt=""></a><br> <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/poorly-summarized/id1057760412" target="_blank" class="set-target no-lightbox"><img width="150" height="55" src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/iTunes1.png" class="attachment-medium size-medium" alt=""></a><br> <a href="http://pca.st/REVI" target="_blank" class="set-target no-lightbox"><img width="150" height="55" src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Pocket-Casts1.png" class="attachment-medium size-medium" alt=""></a><br> <a href="http://poorlysummarized.com/feed/podcast/" class="no-lightbox"><img width="150" height="55" src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/RSS1.png" class="attachment-medium size-medium" alt=""></a></p> <p><strong>SHOW NOTES</strong></p> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Sponsor</span></p> <ul> <li> <a href="https://pierrehenrysocks.com" target="_blank">Pierre-Henry Socks</a>: comfortable, high-performance designer socks. Use offer code <strong>PS101</strong> at checkout for 15% off your first purchase.</li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Follow-up</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="http://www.mtlblog.com/2013/11/food-showdown-montreal-bagels-vs-new-york-bagels/" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Montreal vs. New York bagels</span></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2016/04/14/microsofts-new-bot-isnt-as-rude-as-hitler-loving-tay-but-its-bor/" target="_blank">CaptionBot</a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Trumped up</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ben-carson-donald-trump_us_57068a43e4b0b90ac271740c" target="_blank">Carson on Trump</a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Is this a thing?</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="http://mashable.com/2016/04/09/burger-king-windows-prank-call/" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Burger King employees were tricked into breaking all their store’s windows. Again.</span></a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Stupid shit my friends post</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="http://www.huntingpa.com/forums/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=3604145&page=" target="_blank">If I shoot a buck this deer season and I only have tags for a doe…</a></li> <li><a href="http://ohnopodcast.com/investigations/2016/2/1/ross-and-carrie-audit-scientology-part-1-going-preclear" target="_blank">Oh No Ross & Carrie on Scientology</a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Headline of the week</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="http://gizmodo.com/the-plan-to-make-california-wet-by-spreading-beavers-up-1737025875" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: 400;">The plan to make California wet by spreading beavers up and down the state</span></a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Deal-breaker</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="https://www.facebook.com/iflwatches/videos/1120663851298879/?autoplay_reason=all_page_organic_allowed&video_container_type=0&app_id=2392950137" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Looks like a wrist watch, flies like a drone!</span></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.mtrushmorepodcast.com/?p=95" target="_blank">Mount Rushmore Podcast on the worst kind of snobs</a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Poorly summarized news</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/09/us/indiana-state-trooper-is-fired-for-proselytizing-during-traffic-stops.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Indiana state trooper is fired for proselytizing during traffic stops</span></a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Eye candy</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="http://mentalfloss.com/article/78164/artist-creates-tiny-rooms-abandoned-manholes" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Abandoned manholes as small living spaces</span></a></li> </ul> <p><a href="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/kitchen_0.png" rel="attachment wp-att-315"><img class="alignleft wp-image-347 size-full" src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/kitchen_0.png" width="620" height="414"></a><a href="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/shower_1.png" rel="attachment wp-att-316"><img class="alignleft wp-image-348 size-full" src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/shower_1.png" width="620" height="414"></a></p>
