Summary: <p>A culinary genius creates In-N-Out egg rolls, puppy feet smell like crackers, conservatives accidentally create a pro-universal healthcare meme, BYU scrutinizes rape victims, Mike’s missionary companion gets touchy-feely, and an Arizona teen faces charges for a revealing yearbook photo.</p> <p><span id="more-376"></span></p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p><a href="https://overcast.fm/itunes1057760412/poorly-summarized" target="_blank" class="set-target no-lightbox"><img width="150" height="55" src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Overcast1.png" class="attachment-medium size-medium" alt=""></a><br> <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/poorly-summarized/id1057760412" target="_blank" class="set-target no-lightbox"><img width="150" height="55" src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/iTunes1.png" class="attachment-medium size-medium" alt=""></a><br> <a href="http://pca.st/REVI" target="_blank" class="set-target no-lightbox"><img width="150" height="55" src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Pocket-Casts1.png" class="attachment-medium size-medium" alt=""></a><br> <a href="http://poorlysummarized.com/feed/podcast/" class="no-lightbox"><img width="150" height="55" src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/RSS1.png" class="attachment-medium size-medium" alt=""></a></p> <p><strong>SPONSOR</strong></p> <ul> <li> <a href="https://twitter.com/ElectionCerealz" target="_blank">Election Cerealz</a>: Beautifully crafted presidential candidate cereal boxes.</li> </ul> <p><strong>SHOW NOTES</strong></p> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Intro</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="http://mylifeasayoukstetter.blogspot.com" target="_blank">Becky’s blog</a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Follow-up</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2016/04/29/satanic_temple_explains_why_ted_cruz_isn_t_lucifer.html" target="_blank">Satanists on Cruz</a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Trumped up</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/728777599560892416"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Trump on Elizabeth Warren</span></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.vox.com/2016/5/6/11607464/trump-haircut-default-debt" target="_blank">Trump on debt</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.vox.com/2016/5/5/11595610/puerto-rico-debt-crisis-trump">Trump on Puerto Rico</a></li> <li><a href="https://www.rt.com/usa/342005-trump-tacobowl-controversy-cincodemayo/">Trump on taco bowl</a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Is this a thing?</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="http://mashable.com/2016/05/02/in-n-out-egg-roll/?utm_cid=mash-com-fb-main-link#71ULLJbyxZq6" target="_blank">In-N-Out egg rolls</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-36220142" target="_blank">KFC nail polish</a></li> <li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eah23WvLYsQ" target="_blank">Chili Four Loko</a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Stupid shit my friends post</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="https://www.facebook.com/StandWithCT/photos/a.603827606366824.1073741828.603824673033784/999266050156309/?type=3" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: 400;">2 years military service for all</span></a></li> <li><a href="https://www.facebook.com/Joseph.W.Baker/posts/10154007955345283" target="_blank">Pledge of allegiance</a></li> <li><a href="https://www.facebook.com/MrTechnicalDifficult/photos/a.182789611768417.40872.161807307199981/1595894337124597/?type=3" target="_blank">Tropic thunder</a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Poorly summarized news</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/27/us/rape-victims-brigham-young-university-honor-code-suspensions.html?rref=collection%2Ftimestopic%2FBrigham%20Young%20University&action=click&contentCollection=timestopics&region=stream&module=stream_unit&version=latest&contentPlacement=1&pgtype=collection" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: 400;">NYT: At Brigham Young, a cost in reporting rape</span></a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Deal-breaker</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="http://www.vox.com/2016/5/3/11577828/arizona-high-school-football-prank-hunter-osborn" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Football player’s yearbook picture prank</span></a></li> </ul> <p> </p>
