Episode 23: ‘You Can’t Put a Microchip in a Tampon,’ with Special Guest Lindsay Goldwert

Summary: <p>The Einstein Bagel is a lie, a mother falls in love with her biological son, illegal immigration is thoughtfully equated with grand theft auto, women keep the Governor of Indiana informed about their menses, and Mike steals a neighbor’s couch.</p> <p><span id="more-337"></span></p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p><a href="https://overcast.fm/itunes1057760412/poorly-summarized" target="_blank" class="set-target no-lightbox"><img width="150" height="55" src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Overcast1.png" class="attachment-medium size-medium" alt=""></a><br> <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/poorly-summarized/id1057760412" target="_blank" class="set-target no-lightbox"><img width="150" height="55" src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/iTunes1.png" class="attachment-medium size-medium" alt=""></a><br> <a href="http://pca.st/REVI" target="_blank" class="set-target no-lightbox"><img width="150" height="55" src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Pocket-Casts1.png" class="attachment-medium size-medium" alt=""></a><br> <a href="http://poorlysummarized.com/feed/podcast/" class="no-lightbox"><img width="150" height="55" src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/RSS1.png" class="attachment-medium size-medium" alt=""></a></p> <p><strong>SHOW NOTES</strong></p> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Intro</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-weight: 400;"><a href="http://www.refinery29.com/author/lindsay-goldwert" target="_blank">11 ways to make the workplace bathroom a happier place</a></span></li> <li><a href="http://www.fastcompany.com/3033906/how-i-get-it-done/how-the-most-successful-people-poop-at-work" target="_blank">How the most successful people poop at work</a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Follow-up</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-weight: 400;"><a href="https://whyevolutionistrue.wordpress.com/2016/04/04/gentiles-must-cease-their-relentless-cultural-appropriation-of-bagels-cream-cheese-and-lox/" target="_blank">Gentiles must cease their relentless cultural appropriation of bagels</a></span></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Trumped up</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3043861/Claim-Hillary-Clinton-t-satisfy-husband-winds-Donald-Trump-s-Twitter-account-staffer-retweets-it.html" target="_blank">‘Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband’</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/29/politics/trump-breast-pump-statement/" target="_blank">Trump on pumping</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/2733754/yes-donald-trumps-sexual-assault-in-the-military-tweet-is-real/" target="_blank">Trump on sexual assault in the military</a></li> <li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDPCmmZifE8#t=5m02s" target="_blank">Trump on outer beauty</a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Deal breaker</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-weight: 400;"><a href="http://m.huffpost.com/uk/entry/mother-and-son-love-story_uk_57076b6be4b00c769e2d9ed7" target="_blank">Mother Kim West falls In love with biological son, plans marriage and babies</a></span></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Stupid shit my friends post</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="https://www.facebook.com/DHeadlines/photos/a.811718288890085.1073741828.811531288908785/1063513723710539/?type=3" target="_blank">Illegal immigration = grand theft auto</a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Headline of the week</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-weight: 400;"><a href="http://www.vox.com/2016/4/7/11384324/women-calling-indiana-governor-periods-abortion-pence" target="_blank">Why women are calling Indiana’s governor to talk about their periods</a></span></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Eye candy</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-weight: 400;"><a href="http://mashable.com/2016/03/26/great-depression-killed-photos/#f9OpAJDI8kqQ" target="_blank">Great Depression-era photographs</a></span></li> </ul> <p> </p> <p><a href="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/killedphotos-32.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-315"><img class="alignleft wp-image-338 size-full" src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/killedphotos-32.jpg" alt="" width="1200" height="1680"></a><a href="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/killedphotos-4.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-316"><img class="alignleft wp-image-339 size-full" src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/killedphotos-4.jpg" alt="" width="1200" height="857"></a></p> <p> </p><p>Special Guest: Lindsay Goldwert.</p>