Episode 34: ‘The Promise on the Packet’ with Special Guest Matthew Van Dyke




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Summary: <p>Australian teens have smaller babies with this one weird trick, Mike contemplates assuming his wife’s last name, Rick Tyler unironically runs for Congress on the ‘Make America White Again’ platform, and Tom DeLonge leaves Blink-182 to focus on ‘national security,’ UFOs.<br> <span id="more-423"></span></p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p><strong>SPONSOR</strong></p> <ul> <li><a href="https://pierrehenrysocks.com" target="_blank">pierre-henry socks</a></li> </ul> <p><strong>SHOW NOTES</strong></p> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Intro</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/atheism-101-podcast/id706492929?mt=2" target="_blank">Atheism 101 Podcast</a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Trumped up</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/07/27/ex-wife-donald-trump-made-feel-violated-during-sex.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: 400;">On raping Ivana</span></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-brexit-scotland-angry_us_576d059ae4b017b379f592c7" target="_blank">On Scotland’s Brexit vote</a></li> <li><a href="http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/261161-trump-defends-9-11-claims-i-have-worlds-best-memory" target="_blank">On his memory (Part 1)</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.mediaite.com/online/trump-doesnt-remember-the-time-he-said-he-has-the-worlds-best-memory/" target="_blank">On his memory (Part 2)</a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Wait, what?</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="http://www.techinsider.io/australian-teens-smoking-for-smaller-babies-2016-6" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Australian teenage girls are having smaller babies with this one weird trick</span></a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Stupid shit my friends post</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="https://www.facebook.com/plugins/post.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2FPoorlysummarized%2Fposts%2F1118391704909082%3A0" target="_blank">Anyone else think he just got neutered?</a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Not the Onion</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/06/23/make-america-white-again-a-politicians-billboard-ignites-uproar/" target="_blank">Rick Tyler wants to ‘Make America White Again’</a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Headline of the week</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="http://www.avclub.com/article/tom-delonge-says-he-quit-blink-182-focus-national--238478?utm_source=Twitter&amp;utm_medium=SocialMarketing&amp;utm_campaign=Default%3A1%3ADefault" target="_blank">A.V. Club: Tom DeLonge says he quit Blink-182 to focus on ‘national security,’ UFOs</a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Eye candy</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/17/arts/design/christos-newest-project-walking-on-water.html?smid=fb-nytimes&amp;smtyp=cur&amp;_r=2" target="_blank">Christo’s Walking on Water</a></li> </ul> <p><a href="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/17christoItem-superJumbo.jpg"><img class="alignleft wp-image-424 size-large" src="https://static01.nyt.com/images/2016/06/17/arts/17christoItem/17christoItem-superJumbo.jpg" width="100%"></a></p><p>Special Guest: Matthew Van Dyke.</p>