Summary: <p>The Cramer family fails at the beach, Justin nearly fails at college, San Francisco crusades against manspreaders, sex-detecting smart mattresses might be a thing, and an Edmonton military veteran annually fills out forms declaring his legs missing.</p> <p><span id="more-360"></span></p> <p> </p> <p><a href="https://overcast.fm/itunes1057760412/poorly-summarized" target="_blank" class="set-target no-lightbox"><img width="150" height="55" src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Overcast1.png" class="attachment-medium size-medium" alt=""></a><br> <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/poorly-summarized/id1057760412" target="_blank" class="set-target no-lightbox"><img width="150" height="55" src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/iTunes1.png" class="attachment-medium size-medium" alt=""></a><br> <a href="http://pca.st/REVI" target="_blank" class="set-target no-lightbox"><img width="150" height="55" src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Pocket-Casts1.png" class="attachment-medium size-medium" alt=""></a><br> <a href="http://poorlysummarized.com/feed/podcast/" class="no-lightbox"><img width="150" height="55" src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/RSS1.png" class="attachment-medium size-medium" alt=""></a></p> <p><strong>SHOW NOTES</strong></p> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Trumped up</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2016/04/18/donald_trump_mistakes_9_11_for_7_eleven_during_speech.html" target="_blank">Trump on 7-Eleven</a></li> <li><a href="http://gizmodo.com/donald-trump-responds-to-gizmodos-report-about-facebook-1771514691" target="_blank">Trump on Facebook fame</a></li> <li><a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-bashes-cruz-wining-dining-delegates-toys/story?id=38467907" target="_blank">Where does Trump get those wonderful toys?</a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Headline of the week</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="http://www.aol.com/article/2016/04/14/man-takes-sleeping-pills-accidentally-orders-a-yak-online/21344339/" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Man takes sleeping pills, accidentally orders a yak online</span></a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Stupid shit my friends post</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/vaccine-stupidity.jpeg" target="_blank">Vaccine stupidity</a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Is this a thing?</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="http://www.vox.com/2016/4/21/11477308/man-spreading-rule-bart-san-francisco" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: 400;">How San Francisco public transit is fighting back against manspreaders</span></a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Deal-breaker</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="http://gizmodo.com/this-incredibly-creepy-mattress-tells-you-when-sex-is-h-1771489006" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Sex-detecting mattress</span></a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Poorly summarized news</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="http://edmontonjournal.com/news/local-news/edmonton-military-veteran-frustrated-he-has-to-annually-fill-out-form-to-say-his-legs-are-still-missing" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Edmonton military veteran frustrated he has to annually fill out form to say his legs are still missing</span></a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Eye candy</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="http://www.archdaily.com/785923/crystal-houses-mvrdv" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Crystal houses</span></a></li> </ul> <p><a href="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/2153_160401_MVRDV_Crystal_Houses_Amsterdam_v01.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-315"><img class="alignleft wp-image-362 size-full" src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/2153_160401_MVRDV_Crystal_Houses_Amsterdam_v01.jpg" width="1250" height="1000"></a><a href="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/2153_160405_MVRDV_Crystal_Houses_Amsterdam_v01.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-316"><img class="alignleft wp-image-363 size-full" src="http://poorlysummarized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/2153_160405_MVRDV_Crystal_Houses_Amsterdam_v01.jpg" width="1250" height="1874"></a></p>
