Sleep With Me | The Podcast That Puts You To Sleep

Tonight sleep like a tired maiden on the belly of a giant teddy bear (episode at 4:53). There is no need to delve deep into what I am saying as I touch on topics like Jabba and Grizzlies. Sail away on a ship of sleep knowing that my discussions of costs will only confuse. 4:53 Episode 31:49 "Do Not Go Gently Into That Dark Night" 34:04 Talissa and Yunkai 36:14 Jabba the Hutt 45:34 Ships 53:42 Grizzly Bears 01:05:12 Tommen 01:28:53 Prayers

One day you'll be a Nana, or just a man who says ok Nana I'll portray a grandmotherly figure. (6:40 Agatha's Intro) Or maybe you will just listen to that man...pretending to be a woman, trying to be a leader of Fairy Adults who may be children, all in a way that is so strange and soothing that concentration is improbable, understanding impossible but distraction is irresistible.

A walking tour of a man's failed Tumblrs? (kicks off at 7:25) That was his intention, but it gets strange...a mime used to impress you is just the start. Prepare yourself to sleep as if you stay awake you learn of stuff that should not be, with dancing.

It is the night before the big trial of the boy who Pounce and Tommen are trying to save. Tommen blows my mind and then forgets. He dreams of sharing a laugh with his mother and its sad and touching. Then I pray on a week off and make references to Battlestar Galactica and frakking. GMS godhead management system, manager reporting. Oh also I ask the Maiden to dress like Madonna from "Isla Bonita"

Sleep like the sweet, sweet Crone with the comfort of a mantra spoken calmly in your ear by Arya. No climbs up ice or ladders today, no isolation behind walls and no fires. Just sleep. And Tommen at a TJ Maxx, I think. 7:07 Thanks 14:17 Episode 36:26 Ice Climbing 44:19 How To Build a Fire 50:44 Pink Floyd's "The Wall" 59:06 Oliver Sacks on Hallunicantions 01:09:21 Mantras for Meditation 01:21:38 Tommen and Pounce in the "Cat in the New Clothes" 01:39:25  Prayers to Old Gods and the New about "Citzenfour"  

Aqueducts and Udders (story at 12:25) will be the words that tingle the tips of your ears as you sleep to this part of the story. Agatha and the people need water to stay safe within the castle. Fastidiously clean creatures stand in their way. 11:03 Thanks 12:45 Agatha  

Does love lighting strike twice (19:44 story startsish) or do I need to learn how to respect other people's grey space? On a bus ride I cross path with two wise teens who teach me many lessons about language and empathy and pancakes. I'll also say Banana Nany a bunch of times. Much like a dream none of it makes sense and it is full of life lessons I will never grasp. Just sleep and let my best bus carry you across dreamland. 10:04 Thanks 17:09 Trending talk 19:44 Story Starts

A summary of the events around the case before, then Tommen and Pounce spy on Joff's trial prep. Ready to set things right by putting heads on pikes. No starting at cows. There is one friendship of a man and cat sung in song. View image | gettyimages.com

Kissed By Fire | Game of Drones | A GoT Lullaby | Sleep With Me #207

More chatting with letters and listening to bullfrogs for comfort (starts at 9:57). Clifford tries at acquire another pin, but at what cost? Like someone talking about pin trading I won't need to be listened too. But traps will be sprung, negotiations broken and emergency protocols activated all while you float on a bed of dreams. Or humming frogs. 3:01 Thanks 9:57 Agatha in the house Hey You 9 to 5 Roifield Brown http://www.10usp.com/ http://dumteedum.com/   http://howjamaica.podomatic.com/ http://midatlanticshow.com/  

An long intro turns into a man and his dog talking about knocks. What could make for a more lulling evening than a couple of knock gadflies talking knocks? Well this rapping is of a different sort. The type that makes a man don a headband and vest and start to play a song like "Eye of the Tiger". But realize this buildup only leads to sleeping bags and a man sleeping on a fold out table. Goodnight.

Tommen talks about Peacock eyes watching him. Then they head to town to work with the "Mothers of Innocence".  Pounce talks motive. In a cat voice. Part 1 Part 2 of this investigation Part 3 The possible prequel that drove the crime?

Learn about obscure merry men as you sleep. Is this the promise of a grape nuts hater? It is. But don't mutiny, let the eternal flame soothe you. I will be the sleep sack that hangs around your neck and brings you slumber instead of misery. Please don't stay awake for this one as there is urine and porn at the end. 6:02 Thanks 14:46 Episode Discussion 32:35 Albatros Around his neck 34:18 Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner Part II | @wikipedia 42:39 Deepwood Motte 44:00 Eternal Flame | Lyrics 49:40 Mutiny | 6 Famous Mutinies 1:06:28 Robin Hood of History | Bold Outlaw | Merry Men 1:20:33 Is urine sterile? 1:30:50 Tommen and Poucen meet Kelpalina and the Mermen/Sea Monkeys 1:50:41 Prayers about walking turns into way too much personal disclosure

After a certified maniac talks the brain version of dust devils, I give you my elevator pitch, spoiler alert, your uber is not coming right for another 30 minutes. Then I turn it over to Agatha. More talking letters, itching and snoring ogers and the chattering of a step-mother will be what carry you off the land of nod. Oh and some oger talking that sounds like a didgeridoo. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions" Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman photo credit: Didgeridoo via photopin (license)  

If this does not put you to sleep, I hope at least you will say "Olive It!". An old woman complaining about chickpeas is what starts the lullz. Then a toe fungus metaphor is thrown in for good measure. While you appetite is peaks we head out to the grocery store and get the stuff we need. While the water boils we can talk earthquake kits and decide how much olive is too much. Crazy Paraphrase of the Week- "Each person walks their own path, even in the supermarket where there seems to be only one, there are many ways to navigate these aisles" 7:15 Thank Yous 11:30 Recipe Starts