Sleep With Me | The Podcast That Puts You To Sleep

Fear of flying? How about a dreamflight. (Starts at 14:00) Who cares if you destination of a bowl of tomato soup? By comforting you will be comforted and by listening you mind will be boggled. But none of this should matter as you fly away on the wings of pointlessness as a passenger on Dutch Masters Airways.   7:15 Thank Yous 14:00 We drift in the story (Preboarding) 18:45 Boarding 23:00 Crossing the Threshold onto Plane 26:56 Seated in an aisle and window seat 28:05 An Unassuming Confused Seatmate 30:28 A Seatmate Manifesto 31:33 A Decent Proposal (Plane pushes off) 34:20 Engines start up 34:25 #MLKDay, #MartinLutherKingDay 34:50 Takeoff 36:11 Climbing 38:15 #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview 40:50 Crusing Altitude 41:22 #NewKianandJcVideo 43:58 In Case of Turbulnece and #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithABodyPart 49:50 Slow Decent Begins 51:11 Super Bowl, Brady, Russell Wilson, Seahawks 52:00 Rantie 53:07 London 53:11 Page 3 54:04 Selma (and the flight lands) 54:52 Landing 55:00 American Sniper 56:07 Vibe Central (Land Sweet Land)          

"I Don't Take History Classes About the Coolest Humans To Live"-Some Rat (Re Tommen) | Napcast 22

Tonight we take a moment to reflect and review some of fine people who help to make Game of Thrones such a magnicient show. Followed by Tommen, Pounce and Prayers 3:15 Thanks 7:41 Game of Groans extras...well techincally parallels. 11:54 Breakdowns 27:31 DB Weiss and David Benioff 36:55 Gerorge RR Martin | His "Not a" Blog 59:44 Tommy Dunne | Weapons Master  01:03:40 Simon Brindle | Coustumes 1:09:25 Alan Taylor | Television Director 01:14:07 Film Directors to TV 01:24:25 Pounce, Tommen and Justice 01:41:20 Prayers to the Old Gods and the New

Does a wolf ever dream of being a sheep dog or a shepherd boy? Who would be dumb enough to let him answer that question in reality? Not me. Tonight questions like that will be asked as part of lots of talking and very little doing. We will learn the name of the shepherd boy and hear Agatha have some feelings, but most of it will only be noise your ears hear but your mind does not. 3:29 Thank Yous 9:11 Story Starts  

Tonight we take a new years eve ponder. As you drift off to sleep I will reboot my life by changing the essence of who I am. Be changing, in some sense, the cells and genes that drive my hair follicles. Many men have warned of the dangers of playing god soon you will be put to sleep as a young first grade boy makes a fate full choice one that will have echoes throughout history as he turns to the path of the perm. In summary "Curl Bump".

The cat who has dreamed of only being himself and nothing else...and his best friend Tommen who screams like a girl and stares at the sun.  

Season two closes out with sweet sleep for you. Long Cons and plunging necklines will be eons away as you drift on a cloud wonder why Tommen is giggling and who loves the Maiden more, Aristotle or Cat Stevens? If you listen to it all you will wish you were earless instead of faceless. 6:46 Thanks 12:08 Episode Breakdown 30:32 Contents 31:11 Pycelle Fan Club? 39:10 Necklines 49:39 Long Con 59:34 Faceless Men 01:04:19 Tommen and Pounce 01:17:52 Prayers http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/96663-opinions-on-pycelle/ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D%C3%A9colletage http://smatterist.com/749/gone-largely-unnoticed-game-thrones-series-now-impossible-take-eyes/ http://www.michelecarragherembroidery.com/How-I-create-an-embroidery(2880144).htm http://leverage.wikia.com/wiki/The_Long_Con http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confidence_trick http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Music_in_psychological_operations http://www.theguardian.com/world/2008/jun/19/usa.guantanamo http://www.historynet.com/the-hard-truth-about-fragging.htm http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutiny http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Faceless_Men http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Faceless_Men http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Sack_of_Winterfell http://www.quora.com/Why-was-Winterfell-burned-in-the-second-season-finale http://www.toptenz.net/top-10-wizards-in-literature.php http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_magicians_in_fantasy http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2240/can-animal-including-human-manure-be-used-as-fuel  

A hypnotic globe lulls you to sleep. Is a orb of seeing or a fishbowl? What if active listening was so exhausting you just fell into a deep slumber? There you could dream of smiling fairy godmothers and not worry about shepherd boys or running a kingdom. Save your questions and answers for a sensible podcast. This one drops words like Ambien as the syrup on your emotional stir-up.

An attempt at a redditation dissolves into what I wish was a dream. Instead you can take a dull journey into the meaning of being a bad, bad boy. A world that makes no sense with strange locks and shuffle ball steps. As you enter a deep sleep we will move into a world when dance puts an end to all social strata and unites with a strange joy. Your smiling while you sleep, is it schadenfreude or are you tap, taping your way across dreamland?

Tommen is afraid of eels.

An old sailor's portent goes "Boring podcast at night, Sleeper's delight" and when you mix that with castle gates and some nightshade you have something that will let the god Tez carry you off to the land of rest, where you can dream of brussel sprouts and justice.   4:54 Thanks 12:23 Episode Breakdown 37:33 Sailor Superstitions |  @snipetoday | @wikipedia 53:45 Nightshade 59:47 Tezcatlipoca | @archaeology.about.com | @wikipedia 01:08:49 Mudgate | @gameofthones.wikia.com | @awoiaf.com 01:09:56 Castle Gates 01:13:24 Ser Pounce and Tommen 01:25:23 Prayers photo credit: PhotoInko via photopin cc  

The final part of Season One of "After The Glass Slipper". Season Two "The Last Royal" should launch on Thursday and then we will return to our normal schedule. 

Ser Pounce reaches the reach while I confront the gods and try to solve my George RR Martin problem.

Happy New Year! My new years gift from fate was a total meltdown of my audio recorder. Luckily I have this three part collection of every After the Glass Slipper mashed together. I already ordered a replacement so new episodes will be on the way by the end of next week!  A supercut of the entire season of "After The Glass Slipper" in three parts.

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