Sleep With Me | The Podcast That Puts You To Sleep

A pit of lentils is the type of thing you don't come across every day (Agatha intro at 15:42 | Story at 19:10). It does raise the question, can lentils be poached? While I'm not clear on what poaching is, I can tell you that this story is like a warm bath that will make you nightime worries tender and edible. By the time you hear words like prince and pumpernickel or buttermaker and butterworth you won't need to worry if they ever went together because you will be floating on the surface of a dream...or your bed....not in the bath...don't listen to sleep podcasts in the bath. Subscribe: iTunes | RSS | More Subscribe Options Support the podcast by shopping on Amazon 8:09 Thank yous 15:42 Agatha takes mic 19:10 or so story starts Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Spotify Playlist Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions" Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Return to the perm, where curl bumps mean magic (setup@ 16:00 | story@ 25:14). Where Scoot is on the case and the case is geese poop. My curls twist a tale of politics and vengeance. Learn the dark secrets of "Our House" and TASTE THE CURLS. Or just slip gently into sleep with this mind lulling story that as usual takes a while just to get started then stops making sense. Subscribe: iTunes | RSS | More Subscribe Options Twitter failed me this episode so I put my Writer's Emergency Pack to use, drawing four random idea cards and then letting them guide the story. Writer's Emergency Pack is a set of cards to help unstick a stuck story created by John August. Writer Emergency Pack is a deck full of useful ideas to help get your story back on track.   When your story gets stuck, Writer Emergency Pack has the tools you need. Fix plot holes. Spice up stock characters. Rethink your themes. Writer Emergency Pack gives you the questions that lead to great answers. Each Pack Contains 26 illustrated Idea cards 26 Detail cards with helpful suggestions and specific tips to try Instructions for individual and class use, plus a bonus story game (“Cards Against Normality”)   7:54 Thank Yous 16:00 Trending Twitter problems lead me to use the amazing Writer's Emergency Pack -Buy one or two or twelve!! 25:14 Wrapped into a story like dream 25:43 Card #18 35:47 Card #07 40:54 Card #24 46:42 Card #15   Support the podcast by shopping on Amazon Will a pool turn a perm green? Pointillism Georges Seurat Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Spotify Playlist Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions" Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Prince of tales Tommen and Pounce meet a giant clam who warns them of a future meeting with Sea Monkeys. The clams have a problem that Tommen agrees to solve. Stolen pearls, stolen by mermen. Also a game of toss the crab. Then I pray to the old gods and the new wondering why the have not returned my calls about the movie "Whiplash" and other stuff. I sing some song from Alladin and then talk to the gods about "Better Call Saul".

Let sleep take you into her arms like a loving mother. (Episode Breakdown at 14:03) Take a shell and listen to the sounds of me rambling about why it sounds like the ocean. Ever wonder about country bumpkins and sweet sixteens? I'll cover that too, but you'll be asleep. Don't worry about missing Leslie Neilsen and his singing. Rest as Tommen yells to Kelpalina and I speak to the gods. "Can't Fall Asleep? Put On This Boring Podcast" by Linda Ly on KCET | Linda's Blog "Garden Betty" and her new book "The CSA Cookbook" Subscribe: iTunes | RSS | More Subscribe Options Support the podcast by shopping on Amazon 7:03 Thank Yous 14:03 Episode 43:34 What are we going to talk about? 44:10 Ramparts, National Anthem, Leslie Nielsen and Frank Drebin as Enrico Pallazzo sings,  Naked Gun Films, 53:53 Short sheeting bed and Sansa based tongue twister 58:07 "On Your Own" by Blur 01:03:36 Country Bumpkin origins 01:09:33 Sweet Sixteens and Quinceaneras 01:14:46 Shell Sounds 01:20:22 Tommen and Pounce 01:39:19 Prayers to the Old Gods and the New Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Spotify Playlist  Added On Your Own, Ocean Size and Ocean Man Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions" Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Fancy a watching a game of mancala? (Story at 7:42) What could soothe and numb your mind more. How about some ogers using a block and tackle or children dessing up like the kids from "Beyond Thunderdome"? We don't need to know the way home, just the way to the pit of lentils. You way will be down a fresh dirt road across thought and into deep sleep. Mostly, mostly so. Subscribe: iTunes | RSS | More Subscribe Options Support the podcast by shopping on Amazon 5:25 Thank Yous 7:42 Agatha on the Mic Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Spotify Playlist Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions" Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

If I truly lacked integrity I could have called this coloring or buying Easter Eggs with Morley Safer. Story at 23:21, after a real long intro and lots of thank yous. If you have ever dreamed of muckraking and breaking the case with the team like Morley and Borely this may or may not be a story you will sleep to. When my attempts to expose agribusiness go nowhere we hear out to buy eggs and solve some brotherly problems. Plus we make a dog named Greyson's easter dreams come true...somewhat. Never fear about this making sense as it will just be remixed in your sleeping subconscious. Subscribe: iTunes | RSS | More Subscribe Options Support the podcast by shopping on Amazon Links Morley Safer is not retired and still works on 60 Minutes Mame Podcast Broadcast newsletter Nourish and Nestle AV Club's Podmass Jennifer Echols see the show and lets give them something to talk about easter egg dye kits the jinx kimmy schimidt berkeley proffesor 22 skidoo "i capped mr safer" "time to resscerect bad business with the family" VBD vinerager brain disoureder/dellsions 7:14 Thanks 16:23 Rending Setup 19:37 Mame 23:21 Actual story starts as I don my story boots, story gloves, story cape and try to swap shoelaces with Morely Safer 25:20 Don't worry CA 28:01 TIL Bible 32:19 Egg universe 34:34 My brother his girlfriend 37:52 Greyson and the bunny 39:32 buddist concepts 42:02 Introverts 46:44 Cosplay 53:04 Snake keeper cobra 53:41 GRaveyard shift 57:34 Cribben view 58:55 Gamer halflife  Spotify Playlist added "Let's Give Em Something to Talk About" and "Gonna See the Show" from bloopers Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions" Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and Performed by Dearest Scooter

To be clear- Ser Pounce is real. Me and Tommen try to touch base and then he makes me swear an oath. If there was a boy name Tommen who was pestered for crying and wheezing, does not mean he is not a good friend. When the eelphones bring you this tale of friendship it will be adventures across universes called by imagination to worship on the altar of friendship. To repeat Ser Pounce is real. He's in Tommen's lap. Then I pray about Whiplash and wonder if drums bother the Crone in her cloud castle. I catch the gods up on double rainbows https://youtu.be/OQSNhk5ICTI   Me on Whiplash "I was catharted 100%...multiple times...almost catharted out. Whiplash gods, great movie."  

Let's Color Roose Bolton and that whole Wedding Badd. (Episode breakdown at 19:27) Let me take you in my arms like Tommen and Kelpalina. Feel safe as an Astrolabe will guide you and your cart of Pork feet away from danger and into sleep. Am I more of a Greyworm or a Jorah? Let's compromise. Whistle if you choose to choose Daario. Subscribe: iTunes | More Subscribe Options Support the podcast by shopping on Amazon Meetup www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/meetup LibriVox Podiobooks Kenny G Mario Cart guy "Wario" next to Roose Bolton at wedding? 09:17 Thank Yous 19:27 Episode Breakdown 43:49 Table of Contents 44:23 Astrolabe http://www.astrolabes.org/ 53:37 Parrondo's Paradox @datagenics | @wikipedia 01:04:37 Bread and Salt 01:08:29 The Nightfort | The Last Hearth | House Umber | Warg 01:11:15 Daario Naharis switch @WashingtonPost | @guardianlv 01:16:22 Whistling @straightdope forums | @reddit ELI5 01:26:22 Access Hollywood Interview with Michael Mcelhatton 01:32:05 Tommen on the "Poertry of Friendship" 01:47:47 Prayers on Bulletin boards and CompuServe Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions" Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and Performed by Dearest Scooter     

Like a bendy straw this intro is long and uh bendy. (Agatha intro at 20:19 story at 23:29) After we catch up and I apologize for the website and feed crash, the story will start. Agatha will talk about immoveable beliefs and then be immersed in the magic of the theater with some real magic and some super dullness. If you somehow stay awake then you might hear tears, not from a radish or a male milk maiden but from adult fairy children. Is that French being sung or some other sound. Who know and who cares, you should be asleep by then. "Lady Chatterly's Lover" by DH Lawrence | Movie Older After the Glass Slipper Episodes The Amazing History of the Bendy Straw @theatlantic How Are Bendy Straws Made @howstuffworks World Famous Straw Method of Storytelling by Edgar Straw Nuture and Nestle Scriptnotes Podcast with podcast heroes John August and Craig Mazin - Note my use of rigor might have been incorrect but Craig was correctly referring to a discussion by Chris Miller and Philip Lord Goodreads like "Lord of the Flies"

Warning this is a real experiment as it was all recorded at airports (Ray hits the mic at 8:30). Listen to Ray's kind voice tell you a tale of a wonderful spring. Set sail as he says and see sites and feel the warm water and cool sand. Be carried off to dreamland like a manatee drifting on the seas. Subscribe: iTunes | RSS | More Subscribe Options

Napcast 31

The straw you draw will be the one that carry you off to dreamland. (11:56 Episode) No nail biting, no Titans and no phonics lessons, just enough to distract and let you fall asleep.   11:56 Episode 32:22 Is Drawing Straws Fair | @wikipedia 38:42 Is Nail Biting Bad for You? 51:09 Mero, Titan of Bravos and Greek Titans | List of Greek Mythological Figures 01:08:30 Phonics 01:19:30 Hot and Cold Foods in Traditional Chinese Medicine | @wikipeida 01:26:04 Tommen 01:39:47 Prayers    

Compound words should confound the restless part of you mind. (6:49 Agatha takes the mic) While the music of the night is in the background, Agatha will take her first steps to insure they are all rescued by Cinderella. Sleep easy knowing not much will happen, there will be walking and talking and some of the backstory or exposition will be so boring even Agatha skips over it.

Mame, Impressionists, clouds and sound will carry you off to sleep while I continue my time in Florida.

A taste of how the real world works, but in a format so dull you won't even mind, in fact fall into deep sleep while you feel the protection of your king. What if Joff is right? Was he tricking Tommen, so tired of being played the fool. "Joff has a look on his face like I had just sat on a frog and it had exploded on his dinner" -Tommen