Sleep With Me | The Podcast That Puts You To Sleep

Can I overcome my fear of being insensitive of Mr. Curry's feelings and relaunch this segment (after 19:53)? What if I test my lack of small talk skills by being a host on a bus? Tired yet? Wait until you hear it all in action. Subscribe: iTunes | Android | RSS | More Subscribe Options Support the podcast by shopping on Amazon Links or Strange things I said Gavel Brain Supreme Court Justice Thurgood Marshall Dr Feelgood professional gravel brain gavel scooper "How to Work a Room" book by Susan RoAnne  The Plauge Blower The Glass Pluguer The Glassblower of Plaugetown Sinead 'O Connor and Gem Contranvational Contranfacianal Patriarchy  Danny Boyle "Brassed off"  Pete Postlethwaite Ewen McGregor Hugh Grant Howdy Doody Clarabelle Contents 8:58 Thanks  14:02 Trends Start 19:53 Tom Brady 28:24 Star Connor on Twitter 37:34 DWTS Noah Galloway 38:51 #JaneTheVirgin 40:38 #breadfilms 43:38 George Zimmerman 50:27 American Idol 51:36 Minority Report 53:12 Mad Max Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Spotify Playlist Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions" Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

Tommen hits up a cat friend meetup. It is even better than it sounds. Talking cats and cats on shirts. Then I tell the gods about cord cutting, Howdy Doody and Godzilla knock off movies. Or you could just take a nap. Subscribe: iTunes | Android | RSS Support the podcast by shopping on Amazon Crazy stuff Tommen Says- Who would have thought to put a ribbon in a cat's hair...well my cat is my best friend. The book of Targanean friendship did you just say wash french Cat meanup that sounds wonderful There you go not shaming me...we could be almost best friends one day you'll be able to tell the difference between shame embarassment and humilation

Let me row, row, row your boat off the dreamland while you kick back like Ser Jamie. Or like Alice and her sister's just listen to me spin a tale of why I prefer mittens over gloves. Sleep will take all your senses just like a speech from Fletch or Beverly Hills Cop. Subscribe: iTunes | Android | RSS | More Subscribe Options Support the podcast by shopping on Amazon 4:51 Thanks11:12 Episode 59:17 Row, Row, Row Your Boat Alice Liddell 01:14:26 Mittens vs Gloves Mittens Vs Gloves 01:24:12 Fletch Beverly Hills Cop 01:39:39 Tommen and Pounce in Space 02:00:00 Prayers to the Old Gods and the New bore bros i promise not to fear what is not nearin the dark reaches of the fearful heart universe Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Spotify Playlist Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions" Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

Join me and Pop in the quest (starts @ 18:12) that started when "I went downstairs to get his special candy" in a non perverse way. Dragons will be climbed, tea parties had, drones hacked and I run around a parking lot doing a soccer chant for candy. All this "action" is diluted in a mixture of pointless discussions of emotional roadmaps and mopheads as epaulets to let you gently start to slumber. Subscribe: iTunes | Android | RSS | More Subscribe Options Support the podcast by shopping on Amazon 15:01 setup      18:12 summary and story starts 22:17 The genius behind "Ryan Gosling won't eat his cereal" 26:11 Do the injured hand dance 28:06 How old do I look? 35:24 Temporary tattoos 42:51 I'm a teenage soccer referee 44:54 Boop 45:40 Just walk it off 46:22 Under mounting pressure the IRS and Justice Dept 46:51 25,000 Mexican Fishermen sue BP 48:47 Who keeps track if your surgery goes well? 51:04 ELI5: how bad would the damage be if an Earthquake 51:45 [AMA Request] George RR Martin 53:12 Current or former sex workers what are your opinion of your customers? 54:26 Researchers find a huge number of Android apps connect to users...   Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Spotify Playlist Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions" Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter  

Tonight as your pillow grows softer, (Story at 17:37) your mind will grow numb as I join an old man in his basement to look at his secret candy isle. Put stranger danger aside for the real threat is the candy companies and some sort of war. Sweet words like cocoafallout will fog your brain and sleep will come sooner than the conclusion...ideally. Subscribe: iTunes | Android | RSS | More Subscribe Options Support the podcast by shopping on Amazon   I put my Writer's Emergency Pack to use, drawing four random idea cards and then letting them guide the story, then when I was stuck I drew one more..and then one more after that. Writer's Emergency Pack is a set of cards to help unstick a stuck story created by John August. Writer Emergency Pack is a deck full of useful ideas to help get your story back on track. When your story gets stuck, Writer Emergency Pack has the tools you need. Fix plot holes. Spice up stock characters. Rethink your themes. Writer Emergency Pack gives you the questions that lead to great answers. Each Pack Contains 26 illustrated Idea cards 26 Detail cards with helpful suggestions and specific tips to try Instructions for individual and class use, plus a bonus story game (“Cards Against Normality”)     Here's the timecodes along with how the cards played into the story... 10:06 Thanks14:17 Intro17:37 Story Below are the original four cards I drew to start the story21:17 Card 11 "Puny Humans"28:06 Card 26 "A House is not a Home"44:31 Card 10 "Standard Procedures"48:01 Card 19 "That Was Lucky" At this point I was stuck on where to take the story...my main worry was how the hell to get to the candy war already....so I drew another card 53:55 Card 24 "That's Not The Dragon After this I was still stuck...keep going down? What does this have to do with a candy war???? I needed help so I drew another card...which was weird because I had already mentioned "Indy" and "Goonies" seeing we were below the earth...but the card did rescue the story...giving me the twist I needed to at least find a good point to break the tale into two. 59:07 Card 20 "What Would Indy Do" See's Candy Whitman's Sampler Erudite Wild Wild West Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Spotify Playlist Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions" Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

Cloaked in the finery of friendship Tommen and the Podman visit a public pool where we learn about putting the P in pool without coagulation or shame. Subscribe: iTunes | Android | RSS Support the podcast by shopping on Amazon Then I pray to the old gods and the new about Citizenfour and Edward Snowden and try to explain all that to them and then make sense of it....total fail. Just imagine me explaining metadata to the Crone. "I'm just a carrier of my own metadata...made up of human stuff....carbon in different arrangements.....dark matter? parameciums?

Settle into bed as I have the longest episode discussion in drones history (starting at 21:13). After meeting the High Sparrow our show will take flight into beverage lawsuits, adventure gaming, childhood heroes. It will be dull enough to bring a statue to tears. Then Tommen and Pounce will head into space and I will keep on my quest to better the gods and apps. Subscribe: iTunes | Android | RSS | More Subscribe Options Support the podcast by shopping on Amazon     10:31 thanks21:13 episode01:11:01 Pom vs Coke01:19:45 Kings Quest and Roberta Williams01:32:40 Weeping Statues | Our Lady of Akita01:43:24 tommen and pounce02:03:56 Prayers Notes Tomas Luce is really Thomas Hulce Rounded droid in star wars trailer I have no proof I won Brainbot "entertainer of the year" from Brainbot magazine Tom and Harrison and older episoed Scriptnotes Dreaming with Jeff Kill Bill sound efx Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions" Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and Performed by Dearest Scooter      

Our story comes to a gentle lulling close. Like a strange history lesson told by a teacher who has an imaginary male companion who talks nonsense. 8:50 Thanks 14:56 Agatha takes the mic Subscribe: iTunes | RSS | More Subscribe Options Support the podcast by shopping on Amazon Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Spotify Playlist  Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions" Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and Performed by Dearest Scooter  

Our story continues (@ 19:25) when me and Spackle sit around a table and talk for a while. So that should put you to sleep. If not there is lots of redundant talk about "Present Drops" and some tired attempts to make sensitive and open minded Bruce Jenner metaphors. Listen as I struggle to come up with positive Yelp reviews for the forest in order to save them...or so I think. The story is capped off with a speech about rebooting curriculum, so don't worry slumber will come for you...like drops from a sleepy cloud...drops full of wonder and magic and not hobby horses. 7:45 Thanks 19:25 Story Subscribe: iTunes | RSS | More Subscribe Options Support the podcast by shopping on Amazon Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Spotify Playlist  Added On Your Own, Ocean Size and Ocean Man Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions" Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and Performed by Dearest Scooter  

Tommen would never stretch the tail of an animal or a tale..an insect not so sure. Will he one day be a masterkelper? Filling his room with water is a start. Taking spinach out of my freezer and yelling at me is not the best next step. When they return to my past a game a dodgeball breaks out and goes almost exactly how you would think it would if I told you..."one time Tommen played Dodgeball and then....." Team name- The Kelp Boys Then I take some Led Zepplin songs and try to pray to the gods with it.

Would you choose half-moon doors or black and white cookies? No all decisions are that easy. Think outside the box or within the area of the triangle or just fall asleep. Wonder at the ancient world but beware of hitchhiking ghosts. Rick Steves will make it clear, clearer than the drinking water in Venice, that widow's walks are just decorative. If that doesn't work you can catch Tommen cutting his teeth with audio drama and then I'll follow up on the gods old and new and their lack of memos.   Subscribe: iTunes | RSS | More Subscribe Options Support the podcast by shopping on Amazon11:15 Thanks18:29 Episode Breakdown01:04:08 Table of Contents01:04:46 Black and White cookies01:14:43 Outside the box01:24:12 Wonders of the Ancient World01:30:53 Venice01:36:00 Haunted Mansion01:42:31 Widows Walk01:45:20 Tommen and Pounce in space01:59:18 Prayers   dullest blade in the tooshed I'm your squire of sleep get to the point podcast Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Spotify Playlist Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions" Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Can a mass of lentils cry? (story at about 19:50) Can a stepmother have feelings? Can you fall asleep? Yes, if you listen tonight you'll hear lots of talk that is distracting to both you and Agatha. So head off to dreamland and say hi the Miss Buttermaker Butterworth for me. Subscribe: iTunes | RSS | More Subscribe Options Support the podcast by shopping on Amazon Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Spotify Playlist  Added On Your Own, Ocean Size and Ocean Man Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions" Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up 13:56 Thanks 18:02 Agatha takes mic 19:50 buying time discussion starts new stuff  

A night of knocks is interrupted by a knock.(16:40 Rending starts) Outside sits a present. What is inside? Tons of erotic knock fiction or something more ominous? What could all of this mean for you? Sleep. Also Santa will be pitched on an idea so revolutionary Christmas might get better or at least more efficient. Don't worry there is so much talk about knocking you'll never stay awake till the cliffhanger. 16:40 Rending starts

When we last left off we were on a beach talking at a clam, a giant clam. Out of the depth of the sea comes a kelp covered hand, Ser Pounce sings and an adventure continues. Things are not what they seem where you are as sensitive as Tommen. You don't friends by stealing pearls and making kingdoms. -Moral of the story???? I try to explain to the old gods and the new about walking and cable bills and this somehow sidetracks into WAY too much personal disclosure. Way to much. On a sad note the person from this story, passed away last week....Thanks for the porn Billy and rest in peace. Say hi to Rebel for me. "I'm not approved to stay calm much longer" Grape Nuts will not change your life.

Say hello to season five and then say goodnight. (Episode@ 18:33) Lost pets, birthmarks and a trip on the Oregon trail will be your lullaby. Don't fret about Tommen and Pounce as they have a new adventure for you. Subscribe: iTunes | RSS | More Subscribe Options Support the podcast by shopping on Amazon 9:10 Thank Yous18:33 Episode Breakdown50:55 Birthmarks | @Cleveland Clinic59:42 Body temperature | @NYT | @News.au01:08:51 Lost Pet Posters01:17:04 Oregon Trail video game | @Time01:24:50 Lullaby01:36:08 Tommen and Pounce in Space01:54:11 Prayers and Pitching an app to the gods. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Spotify Playlist  Added On Your Own, Ocean Size and Ocean Man Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions" Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer