Sleep With Me | The Podcast That Puts You To Sleep

After the Glass Slipper Supercut Part Two

How to make a sleep sandwich? One layer of pillowy boredome covered with a thinly sliced heartfelt story. Spread on some nonsense and a dollop of misguided selfish narration then layer with another heartwarming character. Top with a bun covered in seeds of senselessness. By the time it is constructed you should be ready for breakfast. 3:06 Thanks (comments) 8:07 Open (comments)  Reddit links with timecodes below Note #1 Click at your own risk...I have not had a chance to check these links, they should be fine but they could also take you anywhere. Note #2 When recording the show I only had the screenshots so I don't even know what the real story is behind the links. (Except this week I had to click on the Me and my mates one as soon as I saw it) 18:01 This is what I woke up to on Christmas after I broke down & told my brother that I couldn't afford to buy big presents this year since I could barely feed myself. (comments) 20:18 Facebook faces (comments) 22:11 My daughter turned 3 today. Here she is with her kitten, Celery. (comments) 25:13 Anthony Hopkins testing different masks for Hannibal Lecter in The Silence of the Lambs. (comments) 27:20 Peek-a-hoo (comments) 28:51 6,000-year-old temple unearthed in Ukraine (comments) 33:09 Google's Self-Driving Car Hits Roads Next Month—Without a Wheel or Pedals | WIRED (comments) 36:52  TIL there is an episode of Supernatural in which the two main characters are sent to an alternate universe in which they play the actors that play their characters on Supernatural (themselves) who are in the middle of filming an episode of a TV show called Supernatural. (comments) 41:16 New desk at work and I had no idea it was normal for the ground to shake when people walk by (comments) 42:10 yquist holds onto the puck for 30s to score a crazy OT winner (comments) 44:24 ELI5: Why does phone voice quality still suck, while Skype and FaceTime sounds like the person is right next to me? (comments) 45:14 Well, sheet... (comments) 51:01 Me and my mates a operate 140 camera timefreeze array, took some shots when the TV show was off air. (comments) 55:05 U.S. Formally Ends War In Afghanistan (comments) Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions" Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

Ser Pounce heads to the Iron Islands, I try and put a lid on the whole Severed Souls movement and you get in a sweet little catnap.

Two types of Princes will soothe your thoughts as your drift off to sleep. No nasty thoughts will poke you like a compass or a sharp piece of obsidian. No shouting about these infernal affairs will be a neccesary to keep the lamprey at bay. Ser Pounce, Tommen and the Gods will stand watch as your night will be long and full of rest. 04:43 Thanks 10:08 Episode Breakdown 29:09 Compass Ass 39:17 "The Little Prince" and "The Prince" 50:22 Lamprey as food fish 56:44 Infernal Affairs 01:01:46 Obsidian 01:08:02 Tommen and Pounce 01:20:55 Prayers of Aristotle Stevens aka "The Cat" Links  

Join Ray as he steps into the world of Charles Dickens. For real, as he attends the annual Dickens Fair. Something that might be exciting if you attended it will turn into a lulling jelly of dullness in the hands of sweet Ray.

Christmas morning awaits, (at about 17min) but before that is the magic of a trip down a chimney and a flight through a cold winter night. Let gentle hands hold your and craft a dream around you, a sweet and special holiday dream.  3:36 Thanks 7:22 My gifts to you Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions" Sleep With Me Artwork by His Grace Scott Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman  photo credit: paulidin via photopin cc

A nap with Ser Pounce, the best friend a boy could ever have, what more could you possible ask for?

Sleep with honor, like a man without ties, you won't need to learn or grow or sniff out meaning like a hound. Crags and sisters will drift into your dreams like a mothering drive to protect you with a giant hearth filled castle. Pounce and Tommen are on the case and the Prayers of Aristotle Stevens are filled with meaningless logic. 04:55 Thanks 09:52 Episode 28:13 Harren and Harrenhal 33:54 Walnuts 37:22 Targaryen Sisters 40:53 Hounds 49:40 Crag 53:46 Matrenal Drive 01:03:37 Pounce 01:16:26 Prayers Older "Game of Drones" episodes can be found here Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions" Sleep With Me Artwork by His Grace Scott "Game of Drones" Only Feed Cover Art by Ken Ackerman photo credit: MTSOfan via photopin cc Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

Breaking revelations about the Christmas you thought you knew presented in a boring dull way without shock value. Just soothing revelations, possibly. This is based on a covered up Christmas special originally titled Scientists vs Santa or something like that. It has Russians and Industrialists and Santa and a woman who will be named and then her name will be changed.   00:00 Open 04:15 Thank Yous 11:27 Story     Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions" Sleep With Me Artwork by His Grace Scott Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman    

A trip on the transverse plane (starts 4:12ish) with a lost soul named...well I called him Michael, I never got his name...A trip with the Nutcracker where we try to find out what love is or could be and what the purpose of the life of a nutcracker is...possibly. Between then I try and explain double standards and some other stuff and none of it really comes together unless you are in some dream state anyway so just listen for a bit and then drift away.   The Nutcracker Scoobypedia for all those questions  Reddit links with timecodes below Note #1 Click at your own risk...I have not had a chance to check these links, they should be fine but they could also take you anywhere. Note #2 When recording the show I only had the screenshots so I don't even know what the real story is behind the links. 04:12 Start of Redditation 10:20 ELI5: Dogs eat "dog food" everyday and it has everything their bodies need, why isn't there a human equivalent to "dog food"? (Comments) 12:47 Seth Rogen Thanked Amy Pascal for “Having the Balls” to Make The Interview. (Comments) 16:03 Pirate Bay Shutdown Has Had Virtually No Effect on Digital Piracy Levels (Comments) 19:13 PID Control is the coolest thing ever (Comments) 22:17 /u/storysnippet asks /r/ireland which Irish person is the "biggest ride" (most attractive) (Comments) 22:56 One of my lecturers has just published a paper on why bees and wasps are dying out in the UK. (Comments) 26:10 Fire on Ice!! Photographed by Pai Shaka in Iceland. [1800 x 1054] [OS] (Comments) 29:53 Spongebob Squarepants creator Stephen Hillenburg is returning to the show in January (Comments) 30:56 [Serious]What are some crazy things scientists used to believe? (Comments) 31:41 I hate double standards (Comments) 35:26 Tire Done Gone Bad (Comments) 38:11 Skyrim (Comments) 42:55 Wisconsin passed a law requiring outside investigation when police are involved in an incident that results in death (Comments) 44:47 Well Played Michael... (Comments) 50:14 This McDonald's by my house is only used for commercials (Comments) 54:10My neighbor has a new puppy that I like to play with through their gate. Today he had on a lil sweater. (Comments)   Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions" Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

A Ser Pounce adventure and a quest for the old gods and new all rolled into one nap sized package.

What's the pitter-patter soothing you off to sleep? The pounding hooves of a herd of Wild Horses. Don't worry they won't wake you, after hearing about icy water and body heat and Quarth a crown of deep sleep will be placed on your sweet little head.   2:25 Thanks 09:02 Episode Breakdown 24:36 Body Heat | Frozen Myths 35:41 Body Heat (Film) 38:21 Crown of Sultan Rock? | Crowns 46:17 Qarth and the Thirteen 50:47 Wild Horses | Lyrics Gram Parsons 01:05:30 Tommen and Pounce Investiage 01:20:08 Prayers and Serio Older "Game of Drones" episodes can be found here Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions" Sleep With Me Artwork by His Grace Scott "Game of Drones" Only Feed Cover Art by Ken Ackerman photo credit: MTSOfan via photopin cc Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

A historical journey offered by a man who is not even an amateur historian. Is is rumor or innuendo or truth? You won't know as you should be asleep. You won't learn the history of bad blood between ornaments or lights or the great battle the unfolded late at night while you dreamt of figgy pudding. Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter  

Take another trip the the transverse. After too much heat and stinky feet a miser we will meet. Then a dirt devil and peppermint bark and some scatting. All will be missed as you drift off into deep slumber this winter night. Reddit into at about 12:40 Story starts around 14:40ish 24:45 Today we lost Ralph Baer the inventor and father of video games :(  (comments) 27:00 The comments in every NSFW subreddit (comments) 30:00 When a dust devil, a wildfire, and magic forms together.  (comments) 30:27 Poor choice in carpet for steps. (comments) 32:30 [OC] This was the view 100 steps from my front door during the week I spent in Hamnøy, Norway. On the last night, Mother Nature put on an amazing show. [2048x1341] (comments) 33:20 Good Guy Mailman...on a Sunday, no less! (comments) 34:45 My cat's face before bath (comments) 39:35  Leopard kills a porcupine. Interesting approach. (comments) Drug Candidate Destroys Malaria in only 48 Hours (comments) [#6|+2209|666] HUNGER GAMES Leads One of the Worst Weekends of the Year, falling 62% for a $21M third weekend. Projected domestic gross is now $330M - meaning GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY ($332M) could end up the surprise top film of the year. [/r/movies] (comments) TIL 3 men from Yemen tried to sue NASA for invading Mars, claiming they had inherited it from their ancestors 3,000 years ago.  (comments) 50:40 Old laptop batteries could power slums: An IBM study analysed a sample of discarded batteries and found 70% had enough power to keep an LED light on more than four hours a day for a year (comments) 52:05 Meaning of life explained (comments) 53:04 Alice in Chains - MTV Unplugged (full) [Alternative/Grunge] (comments) 55:20 Hi, I'm cycling around the world. So far 19000 miles and 4 years on the road. Ask me anything! (comments) 59:35 Google Just Admitted More Than Half Of The Ads It Serves Are Never Seen (comments) The Tangents Jennifer Chris W Other Transverse Episode Nepotism Spotify Playlist silver and gold added too hot too hot baby heat miser Mana Manna Beaker Wreck It Ralph Heat Miser Yo Gabba Babes in Toyland Leisure Suit Larry Bowl Cut Irwin Fletcher Rakin/Bass Paul Frees Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter

Go ahead take a nap its dark and you deserve it.