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Our special guest is DJ Starsage from Surely You Jest and the Far Away Nearby podcasts. Shout Out to LOTSL Listeners extraordinaire, Lamont Cranston and Brent Gordon! Nobody had any damn batteries for their stupid games! Jay the Hauntcub talks about his vacation. Special guest DJ Starsage relates a story about misplaced or stolen plutonium! Doc Stone’s dusting dilema leads into a discussion about our favorite cleaning products. LOTSL rates Baron Frosti’s desk! End of an era:  Peter announces the end of free peanuts from South West Airlines. Doc Stone introduces “the Crotch-Pot”!  Cook with your crotch heat!!! Brenda wants to talk about “extreme embalming”. Peter discusses Hollywood and the ethics involved in casting choices. And finally, Doc Stone explains a way to figure out your drag name and so we contemplate our drag names! Brenda requests feedback from LOTSL listeners about the practice of making money off the backs of wild animals — should it continue? Tweet your ANAL-CAR names!…  and send in your desk photos! Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com LOTSL is a proud member of Pride48 and Univoz

While Jay the Hauntcub is out on assignment, we welcome back to LOTSL our special guest the Fey Driver from the Pink Wheelnuts podcast! Doc Stone talks about Lemon Grove’s his celebratory Birthday for its iconic main squeeze, a giant lemon that is turning 90 years old! Pondering our mortality: Brenda Boo has some Olivia De Havilland information which leads us to a discussion about our own potential for longevity of mind and body. Health advice from Toppie Smellie:  Wash, wash, wash your hands!  New study findings detailed. The Fey Driver describes his recent experience working on Canada Day doing his Fire Marshal Fey fire safety presentations to those gathered in the parks. The LOTSL gang discusses their personal ideas for the perfect summer respite. Brenda leads a discussion about living wages and real estate, automation, robotics and the North American economy.  Finally, we conclude with a car question from Peter G for the Fey Driver. Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com LOTSL is a proud member of Pride48 and Univoz

The LOTSL gang discusses how they do their laundry and yet avoid the sometimes “sour” smell. Also, their fascinating toilet cleaning techniques. Doctor Wesley Pythagoras Stone gives an account of his recent ritzy trip/vacation, including a tour of the famous Pez candy factory! Then Doc Stone met up with Big Fatty and then later Disney Land.  Then, Wes and Jay the Hauntcub trade Big Fatty stories! And a must not miss is Doc Stone’s attempt to explain to Brenda Boo, “What is Big Fatty’s SPECIAL CHAIR?” That Peter G reads an unusual obituary about a recent passing. Then: Things you can’t UN-SEE!  For example, DOCTOR PIMPLE-POPPER!!!!  AAAAUUUUGH!!  The lansing of Jay the Hauntcub’s cyst!  AAAAUUGH!!!!  It leads to a conversation about how the news has always been salacious, especially in newspapers before TV and radio. That Peter G brings up this new program in Vermont: Vermont is willing to pay workers who work remotely $10,000 over a two year period in hopes of increasing its youthful population and work force.  We all discuss! Also, the once upon a time female shortage in Alaska! Finally, Peter closes with some activities of straight guys, that might possibly be considered gay? The LOTSL gang discusses. Plus: A letter from Princess Honah and Jay the Hauntcub’s new automobile! Woot! Who still gotta crank they windows? Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com  Pizza, Pizza!

Jay the Haunt Cub has recently returned from the Gay Days  at Disney World, so the little shoe starts out with the LOTSL cast discussing their Disney World and Disney Land experiences. Brenda Boo gives a cat update!  LOTSL cat owners compare notes. Brenda Boo brings up David Sedaris and his new audio book, “Calypso.” A long discussion of Sedaris the author and the Sedaris family ensues. LOTSL RATES YOUR DESK TIDINESS!!  A VALUED LISTENER responds to a past episode of LOTSL where the gang described their desk and how they kept it.  In response, our VALUED LISTENER sends in a picture of his own desk.  The LOTSL gang leaps at the opportunity to describe and deconstruct OUR VALUED LISTENER'S desk and hilarity results! CONSPIRACY THEORIES: LOTSL responds to an email from George In Atlanta, who wants to know if the Shit-Listers subscribe to any of the many CONSPIRACY THEORIES that abound in our nation’s consciousness.  A lengthy discussion follows as we go back and forth from the ridiculous to the sublime and back again, especially about 9/11. ThatPeterG openly discusses what it is like taking the drugs now known as PREP, which prophylactically prevents the transmission of HIV. Brenda asks, what do drug companies who make a lot of money with their life saving drugs, owe the public?  What are their moral obligations? Truvada for example. Jay asks: What Are We Watching?  Peter is watching Lost In Space; Toppie and Brenda are watching true crime documentaries; and Jay is watching Anime. Finally, Jay has a very personal story about his life.

The Fey Driver once again joins the LOTSL cast as they discuss the Common Wealth, maple syrup, the Royal Wedding, and generally, they all unintentionally, manage to mangle much of Canadian history. Meanwhile, Brenda balances her check book for “AMUSEMENTS.”  This leads them to discuss why Canadians invade the USA to buy things? Think VOLUME, VOLUME, VOLUME! Our acid reflux problems! Foods that become disagreeable to the LOTSL crew's systems… What they all have to avoid in their diets.  Doc Stone arrives!  LOTSL grills Wes mercilessly about his new job prospects and his interview that took place only an hour earlier.  Wes does his best to respond. Now that Wes is here, LOTSL returns to discuss foods they can no longer eat. Does Doc Stone get the gird? Not to mention Brenda’s RASH! Toppie talks about his sweet Daddoo using… MEDICAL MARY JANE! The ups and downs of controlling chronic pain over years and years. The Fey Driver describes how he is LEAVING many online services, subscriptions and other odd connections.  And finally: Doc Stone wants to know: What products that promised you a lot, and you purchased them... but have ultimately DISSAPOINTED YOU? Do you spread Turtle wax inside your shower? PLUS!! Products we have purchased that actually HAVE worked! Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com

The LOTSL Gang get’s the show off to a start by describing what was shitty about their week. Peter couldn’t sleep; Brenda Hulks-Out and breaks a pager at work… erm... deliberately. Brenda explains why she has departed social media and how she doesn’t miss it.  Twitter management skills?  Brenda absconds with Ressussa-Annie’s head! Online conversations: Toppie does not appreciate being told to… “Google it…”! Social media campaigns that urge us to celebrate our so-called flaws. LOTSL discusses the spectacle and tragedy of the amazing lava flows in Hawaii!  Finally, Brenda quizzes the LOTSL gang on a glossary of special and foreign terms from the 1950 edition of the Betty Crocker cook book. For example: What is the definition of “A La King?” How about “Bouillabaisse?” And what do you think a “demitasse” means? Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com

The Shit Listers start the show off like they’re all drunk... honestly... we don't really know... First Topic: Imagine if you are on a 1982 circa game show, and you are offered a lifetime supply of one product: The LOTSL gang contemplates, and they all come up with some interesting choices. Is Trader Joes all that?  What OTHER businesses would you consider to be over rated?  As usual the LOTSL crew has answers! The five “C’s” of a diamond are recited. And what does gold mean? And what’s paper money, anyway? Okay, seriously they get into a very strange conversation involving armageddon. And why not? Briefly, Trader’s Joe’s versus Wegmans? This goes nowhere, really. Moving on to the bathroom:  Just how healthy are blower hand dryers?  FECAL MATTER!  NOW WE'RE TALKIN'!! What is the answer?  Paper towels, it turns out. What exactly were infinity towel loops? ‘Round about here, we begin to end the show…  but just a little more hilarity ensues. Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com

Our special guests are the Fey Driver and Paul Chandler, the Shy Yeti. Brenda’s fav new phone game, “Fit the Fat.” Fey Driver relates some news about a recent tragic school bus accident that has stunned Canadians.  Paul, the Shy Yeti tells of an alleged poisoning of three British citizens, possibly by the Russians! ThatPeterG reads an email from listener Trucker Alex about calling his “shoe phone” and The LOTSL gang responds with childhood fantasy playing. A voice mail from Princess Honah! Toppie attends his 10th year recognition dinner. Fey Driver asks the LOTSL gang to “please describe your home or office desk tidiness level!”  The various responses may surprise you. Or not. Paul wants to know from the LOTSL crew — "if someone was to make a movie about your life — what actor would you choose to play you?"  Hilarity ensues… And LOTSL concludes with Peter explaining the Great Nipple Caper Cover-Up from Manatee County Florida school district… you’re not gonna believe THIS one, folks! Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com

This week our special guest is Cathy Marshall! After introductions, the LOTSL Gang talk about some odd dreams they've had, including FLYING dreams! A long conversation about Facebook.  Facebook users: If you’re going to cancel your FB account… JUST SHUT UP ABOUT IT AND DO IT! SHEESH, enough already! Plus: Targeted and micro-targeted FB advertisements and disingenuous responses from FB itself.  And then, weird, but very telling FB advertisements that mysteriously show up on your feed. EVERYONE IS OUT TO SCREW YOU! The trials and tribulations of attempting to take advantage of “free” offers on the internet that turn out to be anything but free. Toppie goes, "wah, wah wah..."! Brenda’s witness did good. ThatPeterG introduces a new product called… “sliced ketchup”. Science and fake flavors! Convenience foods available at the touch of a button! Chatting up strangers: The LOTSL gang concludes the show with a look at day to day mundane human interactions. What is Being the “truck” friend? People are guarded against letting in new potential friends.  Brenda gives an update on her new crafting group get-togethers. Why we just want to stay home. Jay’s dinner group is going well.  Toppie’s sweet mammo’s social group. Don’t the Shit Lister’s enjoy chit-chatting with strangers? Meanwhile, Cathy’s chat with a stranger led to them living together!  Red hats, purple hats and junk. Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com

The LOTSL gang start by bitching about the time change. Brenda Boo is all up in that classic Golden Girls TV series. Toppie Smellie versus his computer in the game of chess leads into a discussion of other old-time computer games. Then… somehow this brings Toppie to the subject of pigeons, only he gets completely mixed up on his pigeons before lamenting the tragic demise of the passenger pigeon, which he mistakenly calls a Carrier pigeon. Which is wrong.  Jay the Hauntcub leads a much more coherent talk about the traditions and customs surrounding death. The LOTSL gang all share their experiences attending funerals. Toys R Us stores are closing, so the LOTSL gang trade stories about being kids and loving to hang around the toy isles. PLUS! Peeking at the male models in the underwear section of catalogues, and giraffes are weird. Driving coincidences explained. Brenda introduces the LOTSL crew to the concept of “Bullet Journals”and what one does with them. Also, what the hell is a “Zen-Tangle”??? Doc Stone has gotten himself a fountain pen and his hands are ink-free!! We play a Golden Girls Mad-Lib! Finally, we wrap it all up with this question from Brenda: If you could only watch ONE sit-com for the rest of your life, what sit-com would it be? Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com

The Shit Listers are all here and ACHING to tell it like it is.  Brenda the docent. Your front parlor, no longer for the dead and other changing funeral practices. That Peter G sez: "The Winchester House is a boring attraction". Brenda gets rear-ended (!!!) and the stats on leaving the scene of an accident. Hubris and Trump’s bone spurred penis. Kids are woke about the NRA. The noises we hate. Sound Sensitivity Syndrome: We all frown upon loud phone gabbers. Plus: Confessions from the hummers and whistlers amongst us. Parents who take the sledge hammer to their kids’ computer games. We wrap it all up with a discussion old fashioned board games, and then talk about Podcasts, TV shows and movies we’ve been listening to or watching. Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com

Today on LOTSL we have phone messages from Princess Honah. Then the gang (minus Peter) discuss: "ALL TAXES ARE THEFT!" Taxes and the history thereof. Doritos is coming out with a special chip for the ladies! Food smells and body scents in the work place. Toppie talks about his recent experience with DJ and Billy Starsage and their three day trip to Maryland to be part of the annual Farpoint Science Fiction convention. Find DJ's Podcast "The Faraway Nearby" HERE. Find his personal journal podcast "Surely You Jest"  HERE. And finally, the LOTSL gang ends with an extended segment, as we recall the 1991 Senate Confirmation hearings for United States Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas and the sexual harassment testimony of Anita Hill: What it meant to us 25 years ago, and what it means to us today. Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com

Cold Opening: complaints about public radio... A “THAT’S HOW THEY GETCHYA!” Story: ThatPeterG tells how they “got him” at the eyeglass store. Then, Brenda Boo gives us the low down on her own eyeglass customer experience at Costgo. Finally, Toppie Smellie chimes in with his own eyeglass story. "Better or Worse? Better or Worse?" The LOTSL gang discusses a new fad… skin whitening treatments for the penis!  Dr Stone says the word “story-teller” really grates on him and then we ask, “who cares what you think?” Somehow this eventually links up to Kentucky Fried Chicken... and advertising. Brenda asks, “Is the internet good for us?”, with the discussion extending to Youtube and Youtube celebrities. The LOTSL gang trade embarrassing school gym class stories. Who played “the Parachute Game”?  How about “Crab Soccer”? "Shirts Versus Skins?" "He Had the Dodge Ball and He Hit Lorraine Feeney Right In the Head..." And finally, we ask ourselves “What is your favorite after-dinner desert?” (Pies! Pies! Pies?) Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com

Brenda Boo schools the boys about boobies and bras… then, Toppie hesitantly tells a near-scandelous story about his sweet Mammo's boobies. The LOTSL cast gives an update on their lives since their last time podcasting, before the holidays. Dr. P Stone describes what it has been like for him since being laid off work. That Peter G describes his elaborate plans to help his husband celebrate his birthday by creating a magical cream puff tree also known as a croquembouche! Celebrity Candidates: The LOTSL gang describes how they feel about the recent ballyhoo about Oprah Winfrey running for President. Cremation and the taste of ashes… a family decides their mother’s ashes are very tasty, but do you really want your mom in a toilet? Words that are new to us.  “Raw Water” anyone? Brenda is critical of the one time podcast sensation known as “Serial,” season one, but then she recommends “True Crime Obsessed,” the podcast.  And finally, Doc Stone questions that peculiar realm of fandom known as Youtube stars. Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com

First up: Voice mail from Princess Honnah and “Hauntdaddy" Ron.  Thank you Honnah and Ron. Then: ThatPeterG has wireless printer problems. Brenda Boo has found a prediction of how 2018 will go for her. Novel Christmas gift idea! Peter describes The “Shit Express,” a service that will send a piece of shit in a box to someone of your choice! We ask each other if we would consider using this service at a cost of $16.95.  Toppie Smellie mentions paper products made from animal poo.  How will the shit-listers remember 2017?  Peter, Brenda Toppie, Jay the Hauntcub and Doc Stone all expound! We go down an anti-trump hole for a while. Pride48 2018 in New Orleans!  The LOTSL crew talk about their experiences with New orleans!  Burial practices in New orleans!  Living statues!  Cafe Dumont!  Ben Gays!  Crawfish ETOOFEY! Peter and John Goodman beads! New Orleans!  Pride48! August 24 to 26! Today’s trend of exposing sexual predators!  Hiding behind loopholes must come to an end!  HR and Diversity training: is it even possible? The LOTSL PLAYERS PRESENT: “Hey, I got Yer Sexual Harassment Right Here, Boy!”  A dramatic play in several short acts. Hilarity ensues! Sex in the work place laid bare! How we get turned on by co-workers!  OOO LA LA! How the TV show “Queer As Folk” has informed us, especially Brenda! — for better or worse. TRUE CONFESSIONS!!  Our own Dr Wesley Pythagorus Stone plays the piano???  We report and Doc Stone explains. Toppie describes his afternoon with an organ tuner!  Strange but true! Brenda Boo equates the peak of her sexuality with the release of the movie “Young Frankenstein” Toppie discusses the evolution of cooking videos!  They’re fast! Cheesy! Porny!!! A Toppie recipe described. Using Youtube for instructions in general.  And finally, Peter’s windshield wiper dilemma. Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com