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Our special guest the Fey Driver describes his recent job transition into being a fire inspector! Meanwhile, what is the emolument law? How do fire inspectors work? Fey explains (although he’s only been doing this job for six days). FIRE MARSHALL FEY! Toppie tries on two knit hats that were knitted by Brenda and gifted to Toppie. Brenda describes her loom techniques. Next, Brenda describes a package she received from ThatPeterG. It may involve socks. Peter explains the impetus of his sock gift to Brenda. Also, once again Brenda does some scratch-off gambling games she got from Peter. The suspense may kill you. Peter reveals you actually don’t have to scratch off scratch off cards. A startling behind the scratch-off scene revelation! NOT A WINNER!!!! Jay the Hauntcub talks about holiday decorations from his yute, It’s a very short story. Then, on to travel woes: Peter has a question that has vexed him and his spouse. We do the math: You live 20 minutes from an airport. You leave home somewhere around 4:00 PM for a 6:00 PM flight. When should you show up at the airport? Peter tells how it all should be according to him! TIME CUSHIONS! Jay DRAMATICALLY describes a 4.1 earthquake that happened on the East coast near him!! BAH-WHOOOOOM!!!! Brenda says she has FIVE active volcanoes near her! She lists them all. Also: Jay is growing his beard. Fey says he also got a haircut the very day we recorded. Calling Dee Jay Jazzy Jeff! Then, whilst having a leg cramp, Brenda speaks of an experience with some Christmas politness while shopping today. Also, the Fey Driver explains his own recent Christmas check out story! RETAIL MADNESS!!! CHEAP CRASS CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS!! Bon-Bon, Pom-Pom! Ho! Ho! Ho! BWOMP! BWOMP! Also, Doc Stone and his Safe Way simpleton! Brenda speaks of a work place mishap when trying to get through the day when she just need a little more mental stimulus than normal but consequently, people just think you’re mental. It’s a good feeling. Also: Our Doc Stone fires off a zinger at work! Suddenly, Jay reveals he no longer works at home! He explains. There’s a lot more work-place chatter in his life! Office environments invites people to puke out the minutiae in their lives. TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH! Minimal walls and Brenda wants her own cubical. LOTSL TIP!!!! Peter talks about discovering your own UNCLAIMED FUNDS! Details! Maybe YOU have some unclaimed funds! Toppie may have some money from a dentist coming to him. Finally, Brenda leads a quick discussion about the latest celebs outed by women accusers as sex abusers! Men are now losing their jobs!  Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com

We begin with a recap of an older episode where the LOTSL gang talks about phones and how they deal with them. Then, a PHONE CALL from the Little Aussie Battler who, in response to that clip, describes how HE deals with HIS phone. Then, an official beginning -- swamped with tech problems, which eventually are delt with — and so, the progrum begins! We discuss: Ridiculous items for sale, as seen in the Uncommon Goods Catalogue. THEN!!! LIVE!!! LOTTO FEVER!!! Brenda scratches off some lottery scratch cards a la Big Fatty!!! NOT A WINNER!! How the LOTSL gang all negotiate lottery games. Also, pondering the ultimate fate of lottery winners and the relationship between happiness and wealth. CHRISTMAS! In Brenda’s neck of the woods — a free event — the lighted Christmas Parade!! Then, ThatPeterG asks what LOTSL families do for outdoor lighted Christmas displays. Also, the LOTSL gang rips apart the Thanksgiving decorations by the Trumps. Also discussed: hand made cards and homemade butter. Brenda has a strange hoarding problem: shopping for dishes from housewares that she doesn’t really need. Mary Tyler Moore and Veal Prince Orloff!!! Toppie’s keyboard issues… Brenda discusses an EXTREMELY tiresome work and break-time rules that rise to new levels and why Company Speech sucks. And finally: Shout outs and thank-you’s Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com

Today's special guest is DJ Starsage from his "The Faraway Nearby," and "Surely You Jest" podcasts. DJ and the LOTSL gang discuss many topics, including: Bob Ross and his relaxing wet on wet technique painting shows on PBS and the "Squatty-Potty." Jay the Hauntcub talks about his birthday and recent travels to Atlanta, the many “Pride-48’ers he caught up with. Jay also discusses experiences with the Walking Dead and Coca Cola Experience including strange coke flavors from far flung countries. Also: Coke’s history as a vehicle to deliver cocaine, plus, more early soda lore and marketing. Does soda help upset stomachs? What about Chiclets? Topics also featured: “Gluten Free,” and the labeling of food products in connection to our current zeitgeist. “Anita Bath” boyohboyboyoh!! Also, Jay was blown away by the haunted house attraction known as “Nether-World” in Atlanta. PLUS! Aaron Neville and his cut-off jean jackets. Planet Hollywood and why celebs get involved in restaurants, and "I Appreciated the Tight Pants!" DJ brings to our attention the link between CHIPS the TV show and Star Trek. The LOTSL gang recalls back to their childhoods when, suddenly, the power would go off! Kerosene Lanterns! GLOW IN THE DARK STUFF!! CHRISTMAS LIGHTS!!! LED LIGHTS!! DJ Starsage has a story about Olga, a French Nationalist and atheist who wants to remove “so help me god” from oath to become a US citizen. Also, is the USA really all that homogenized after all? We discuss cultural frustrations involved in our expectations from those who emigrate into the USA. Finally: The LOTSL gang discusses clothes that live forever in our closets! Brenda discusses a blue hooded sweat shirt she favors that she just doesn’t want to part with.  Also, Brenda talks about how different television is now, since the 1980’s, especially considering fashion and who we think of sex-symbols (and how white your teeth are!) In particular, LOTSL discusses the long running TV sitcom "Cheers." Shelley Long versus Kristie Alley! Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com

Brenda, Peter, Jay and Toppie are back with the latest episode of Life on the Shit List!  Our Doc Stone is out on assignment. Topics include: How does slander work? Product packaging snafus! We ask: Have you ever been fooled into DANGEROUS LOVE? And finally, What is your last "great" accomplishment? Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com

The entire LOTSL cast returns for a brand new show!  Just listen...  'cuz ain't nobody got time for writin' no show notes this week, 'kay?  HARRR!!  No seriously... does anybody even read these goddam notes? I doubt it. "I" being me, Toppie.  I think I could write blah blah blah for each episode and nobody would even notice or care.  AM I RIGHT??? I dunno, really.  But anyway... have a listen... won't you? NO REALLY!  Just listen.  And thank you.  Better show notes next time, promise.  Mostly. Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com

Brenda Boo is out on assignment, but with us today is special guest, Paul Chandler, the Shy Yeti.   The LOTSL gang rates their excitability index for the upcoming solar eclipes! Politics and the UK perpective. Big Ben chimes to go silent for four years for rennovations. Long Live the Queen! Paul's story of meeting royals. Wisconsin based company to have option for employees to have micro-chip implants for the purpose of using company vending machines! Honest feedback App?? A strange new instant message app that gives you the option to leave friends truthful, frank and annonymous critical messages. Rediculous Pick-Up lines! Judge shows and a Judge Judy aside! Current trend of dying your hair grey and our own hair dying experiences! And finally: Like the Man Bun -- Hate the man bun? Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com

TOPICS INCLUDE: Brenda goes back to Iowa, but misses the man with the world's longest Penis (who apparently lives there). We trade storries about our displeasures with air travel. Jay the Hauntcub describes his weekend at Big Fatty's Horror Hotel. Peter talks about the drugs he took while in recovery from his foot surgery Doc Stone says he's gonna lose his job (again). Also, re-entering the work force when you are of a certain age. And then, Doc Stone's experience with the Blue Apron meal service, which... well... wasn't all it cracked up to be. Also, Doc Stone has been tweeting our President and his comment was retweeted over a ka-billion times #fireandfury!! Peter has an update on "the Slants," a band that sued all the way to a Supreme Court and they unanymously won their case over the so-called "disparagement clause" LOTSL weighs in on Lynchville Elementary school in Oregon (named after a family over a century ago) that will be changing their name to disasociate themselves from the negative connotations over the name. Brenda and Peter discuss the wildfires in Canada and Oregon And then, Boob sweat and the new so-called Tah-Tah Towel product that claims to keep boobs nice and dry. And finally, Breast feeding kwanza huts at airports Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com

This time on LOTSL: Our thoughts about OJ Simpson getting out of jail. Dr. Who is a woman!??! Peter's left foot. Man books a prostitute who turns out to be his own wife. Brenda finds the word "breeders" offensive. The LOTSL gang share their own amazing life hacks! The proposed Hyper Loop: Would you ride in it? Incidentally, France was once king of the pnuematic tubes! And finally, is anybody out there still ironning their clothes? Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com

While Peter and Jay are out on assignments, Brenda, Doc Stone and Toppie take on the following topics: Brenda is surprised... and yet delighted by the full-frontal, up in your face nudity involved in the TV program "Embarrasing Bodies," currently available on Netflix. Doc Stone wants to fly a kite, but gets spurned. Brenda has a kite story too. Brenda talks about her current plan to return home to Iowa on her next vacation. and spend 12 days with family. Doc Stone talks about Disney and in particular some specific changes to the Pirates of the Carribean ride, including a scene where a woman is being auctioned off. How shall we look at this old Disney theme and its mysoginistic construct? How would you reconstruct this Disney ride to be in line with today's more politcally correct ideals? And anyways, was Walt Disney really all that nice of a guy? And finally, a brief discussion about a new book about the realities behind the Donner Party and its infamous theme of cannibalism. Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com

The LOTSL gang remembers "Thelma and Louise" (and Brad Pitt, mostly). Are Brad and Jolie divorced, or not? What's the difference between a Soliciter and a Barister? Brenda responds to a voice mail from Scotty, the Lil' Aussie Battler... which leads into a discussion of the complications/problems of today's phone/text ettiquette. Then, this story: Bare-butt naked baby that shows off his/her butt hole offends restaurant patron and launches internet controversy. Why do we get so upset and outraged over what we read on social media? Next LOTSL  discusses contemporary paranormal themed reality TV shows and tell of paranormal experiences in their own lives. If they could experience something supernatural, the LOTSL gang tells what kind of paranormal weirdness they'd like to experience! Post Traumatic Stress Disorder: What do we really know about it? Is PTSD the new disorder of the day that everyone suffers from? Also, what is all this about being "triggered"? Also, it seems like everybody today has ADHD! Opiates and other potent pain relievers: their use and misuse. Brenda has opinions about the bad acting she sees on the Netflix show, "Frankie and Grace." Is main stream America really ready to see a real gay relationship on TV? And finally: Toilets around the world and why Doc Stone might be Irish. Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com

This is our live streaming show as presented last June 24, 2017 at 10:00 AM on Pride48, unedited and exactly how the chat room heard it.  Plus -- a few minutes before and after we went live!  Enjoy!

The regular Shit-Listers are joined by frequent guest the Fey Driver for a brand new episode! For openers, Fey helps us understand the tragic lower-income apartment building fire in London. We discuss our own fire prevention habits or lack thereof. One important thing we learn is: clean the lint out of your damn dryers vents! Brenda has a new teeny tiny, itty-bitty dish-washer! Doc Stone explains how "social Fixer," an add-on for your socuial devices, has made his life Trump-free. ThatPeterG is king of all the latest social filters! We also discuss: how we like or dislike Twitter, the Philadelphia gay pride flag, political correctness, and Patriotism. We ask: if you could have been born in another country, where would you wished to have been born? Also: Health care in 'Merica. Diet and nutrition advice and how it is continuously debunked. Diet fads we have been sucked into. Finally, Toppie describes a catastophe he has witnessed! Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com

First up: Listener feedback from Matt Burlingame from the Chubs Gone Wild podcast. Then we talk sunshine and sneezing! Does the sun make you sneeze? We discuss the annecdotes and possible facts behind why bright lights can trigger the sneeze effect. On the other hand, how to stop yourself from sneezing? Social awareness: Doc Stone leads us in a discussion of unwanted driving and traffic coincidences -- is it more than just coincidence? We try to explain this and other weird driving experiences. Social aversions and awkward interactions -- Brenda discusses how we become pulled into other people's tasks when talking to strangers. Being swindled by sign people and street people -- and why do we rage at the homeless? Brenda hates musicals WHY?? -- But here's some musicals she (might) like. What's the deal with flax seed and other health food fads. Satisfaction and disapointments with our haircut experiences. How many cow licks do you got? Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com

This time the LOTSL crew talks about: how we sometimes feel sad or uneasy on weekends or holidays; fireworks -- do you love 'em, yea or nay; Brenda describes her coffee talk group and laments their hippie-dippey ways. Then, we discuss various forms of civil disobedience; two documentaries, "Rape in A Small Town, The Florence Halloway Story" and "The Iceman Files," about a contract killer for the mob, inspire a conversation about psychopaths and asks what should we do with them? Peter talks about working from home five days a week. Finally, we give our opinions about the state of late night TV and talk about other programs we are watching. Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com

The LOTSL gang plows through the topics this time: For example, the joys and pitfalls of working from home; our individual napping skills; what is your perfect nap length?; our sleep hygiene practices, and we discuss our re-occuring dreams. Toppie has a word of thanks for his parents. Peter discusses Weird lawsuits: Woman sues hotel for making her pregnant!!This leads us to discuss sex and its consequences including pregnancy, as well as who had a "birds and the bees" conversation with their parents? Plus!! Sex ed comedy!Brenda describes a self-care afternoon and we talk about how we take care of ourselves... when we're alone... our tactics to motivate ourselves to do things alone by ourselves. Also: Our perfect reading spots. Brenda talks about "The Vagina Monologues" And finally, Jay the Hauntcub brings up harrible reality TV: Fire island. Anyone watching? What do you think? PLEASE TO MAKE NOTE: LOTSL will be streaming LIVE on Pride48 Saturday, June 24 at 11:00 AM EDT as part of the Pride48 Live Streaming Weekend 2017! Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com