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  Our SPECIAL GUEST is legendary Pride48 listener and long time LOTSL fan, Kathy Marshal!  Plus we have our semi-regular guest, the FEY DRIVER! The joys of sandwich cookies. The struggles of trying to eat healthy. Carrots are LOADED with sugar! Keto diets and sugar in vegetables.  Pros and cons.   Paleo versus Keto. Were the Peanuts cartoons depressing??? Do gay men walk faster than others????  The LOTSL crew responds…. University admissions scandals!  WHA — !!??? If you could go back in time and begin college again, would you keep the same course of study? Brenda Boo reminds us of why America must be constantly vigilant for our many, dreaded ACTIVE VOLCANOS!!! And finally, we end with a big reveal about a 120 year old mystery! Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com LOTSL is a proud member of Pride48 and Univoz

LOTSL begins with a letter from Princess Honah. ThatPeterG tells the story of a woman who got in trouble with her home owner association for what she left behind when she pulled her car out of the parking lot and left for work… Brenda’s Food Pyramid: Brenda Boo describes a recent shopping trip that included lots of candy with absolutely nothing healthy except for, possibly, popcorn. Sardine Airline: Peter describes a hilarious but true, no-frills airline based in Columbia. LOTSL discusses our disconcerting feelings following news of the passing of actor Luke Perry.  This expands into a discussion about how time passes ever so faster the older the LOTSL crew becomes. Pet Practices: Jay the Hauntcub brings us a tarantula update!  Then, Jay takes the LOTSL crew through a pet emergency he just experienced, concerning his dog “Sammy.” Meanwhile, Peter’s cat hates having his nails clipped.    Brenda talks about more footage from Grey Gardens now compiled into a new documentary called “That Summer,” available on Hulu. Brenda also recommends “Interview with A Serial Killer,” a documentary about the Rochester NY based, late 1980’s serial killer Arthur Shawcross Jay talks about a Netflix series from Korea called “Kingdom.” Toppie talks about a Netflix TV series called “Ripper Street.” And finally, Peter recommends an Amazon Prime series called “Forever.” Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com LOTSL is a proud member of Pride48 and Univoz

LOTSL Word of the Week brought to you by ThatPeterG: “Unasinous”. The LOTSL gang tries to guess its meaning. Updates from Brenda Boo and Peter.  Nobody acknowledges that Brenda is the Queen… Jay the Hauntcub volunteers the secret that, as a wee child, he tried on his mother’s earrings… Clasp earrings: turns out nobody is into them. Brenda however, doesn’t remember digging into her mother’s jewelry box… but she does remember inspecting her parents’ dresser drawers! And here's what she found...  Brenda brings up the British TV show “Call the Midwife.”  and LOTSL discusses… Toppie Smellie talks about a couple “call-backs” to previous episodes of LOTSL. First, there is the subject of Peter and his gift of toilet paper, and then Toppie fusses over some amusing aspects to the packaging he received from Brenda… “Amazon Prime” is kind of great… even if Toppie refuses to be a member.  Jay is a fan of Amazon video and music. Brenda explains how she uses Hemp Oil… Jay asks if you had a time machine, where or when would you visit?  LOTSL discusses… weird art and time references follow… Toppie unveils yet another reason why the world is doomed… ZOMBIE DEER DISEASE!  He explains…  There is more end of the world type stuff and we may as well head for the hills! Brenda cops to a moment at work where she recovered delicious candies that had been previously thrown away…  we discuss the possibility of pulling foods out of the garbage, that we might then eat… Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com LOTSL is a proud member of Pride48 and Univoz

ThatPeterG is (out on assignment) away in San Fran’ taking in the musical "Hammilton," which the LOTSL gang declares is most very gay. Toppie Smellie asks, “When is enough enough?”  He’s lost his stupid iPod… AGAIN!  Serious discussions and advice for Toppie follows. Male relish injections!  Toppie reveals the tale of a man who injected himself with his own semen to treat his back pain!  Our own Doc Stone makes a few statements about this ill conceived procedure. Doc Stone explains what is a “blood facial.” Fish and snails slurp on your skin… Doc Stone says he has created a new Twitter account dedicated to everything CREEPY!  Doc Stone explains. EVERYTHING IS CREEPY:  @everythingiscr1  (Doc Stones new twitter feed!) Toppie sez: Almost every kind of wild fish is infected with WORMS!!!!   AAAAUUUuuuugh!!!!!!!!! Brenda Boo introduces us to a man who is suing his parents for bringing him into this world!  Film at Eleven! More Measles outbreak and anti-vaccinator talk, and about how a teen whose parents are anti-vaccinators asked her Doctors for the Measles vaccine behind her parent’s back! Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com LOTSL is a proud member of Pride48 and Univoz

While ThatPeterG is out on assignment, LOTSL once again welcomes our special guest, the Fey Driver! The LOTSL gang discuss invasive Doctors poking and prodding around in women parts. Lady Doctors versus man Doctors.  Jay the Hauntcub says TV personality and anti-vaccine activist Jenny McCarthy annoys the hell out of him and explains why. Speaking of anti-vaccinators, Brenda Boo mentions a Measles outbreak in Washington state.  Brenda reads an “angry-old-man-letter” to the Brachs Candy Company. Toppie Smellie breaks the sad news about Necco Sweet Hearts conversation hearts that will not be available for Valentine’s Day 2019 because the Necco company has gone under. Brenda describes what she’s been doing since missing two consecutive episodes of LOTSL including a vacation to Florida and a Birthday with Fey.  Toppie announces he has had the Canadian delicacy known as “Poutine.” Toppie and Fey compare Poutine notes. The Fey Driver answers some car questions fielded last episode by Doctor Pythagoras Stone. Doc Stone describes the process of cleaning out his three closets. What is it about our need to acquire? LOTSL discusses purging… it’s a good feeling!  Meanwhile, in Cuba, re-using is a way of life.  Brenda talks about making pets of Hedgehogs which may not be a good thing because they have salmonella Brenda says a Pennsylvania man has registered a 60 pound alligator as his emotional support animal! 'Nuff said!  The LOTSL gang discusses whether or not it is a good idea to make pets out of ordinarily wild animals such as the miniature flying squirrels known as “Sugar-Gliders.” Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com LOTSL is a proud member of Pride48 and Univoz

Amazingly, Brenda Boo is once again off on assignment and the LOTSL Boyz are left to their own devices... Andy Cowan is fucking everywhere. The LOTSL gang tells all about their New Year’s Eve activities. Raiders of the Lost Ark, spiders, spider-Webs and Karen Allen. Doc Stone has a LOTSL SIGNATURE RANT and it is all about the over-use of certain words, including “creepy.” ThatPeterG reveals his genetic “23 And Me” ancestry results, which he describes as being the most boring ever… Car questions for the Fey Driver! Toppie shares a Nordic Lifestyle called “Pants Drunk”! The LOTSL gang discusses the opioid crisis. And finally, to end on a lighter note, the boyz of LOTSL talk about the creepiest place they ever had sex! And finally: Doc Stone wants to know What’s the attraction of “chastity devises”?

Brenda Boo is away on assignment this time, so the BOYZ have a NIGHT OUT and they decide it is time for SEX TALK!!! First, the LOTSL boyz begin a discussion about the ultimate porn porthole known as “Tumblr,” and how it has decided to divest itself from smut porn! What caused Tumblr to turn away from porn? What now, are the alternatives?? ThatPeterG talks about his Alt Twitter account, but Toppie doesn’t get it. Jay the Haunt Cub explains a new porn site that promises to duplicate Tumblr and it is called “Cumblr”! Turning to news, Peter has a story about a man eating oysters for lunch who found a pearl in his meal that could be worth thousands of dollars! PLUS!!! Italian Christmas dinners! Jay reveals his recent sneaky surveillance of an under-performing co-worker, but the LOTSL panel urges Jay to proceed cautiously. We talk about the work “cube” environment. Doc Stone talks about the work-place pot luck!  How much money do ya gotta shell out for a pot luck lunch? And finally the Shit Listers ask themselves how they would rate their level of interest in sex. Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com LOTSL is a proud member of Pride48 and Univoz

ABCD is Abcidy is acid reflux is kerfuffle. Jay the Hauntcub is asked about the care of his newly trimmed beard. LOTSL mentions friends of the show, Gavin and Jim and their Poke It With A Stick Podcast podcast. Brenda Boo and Jay note the passing of Sponge Bob Square Pants creator, Stephen Hillenburg.  Wes brings up the Animaniacs cartoon, and Pinky and the Brains. Toppie leads a brief discussion of President George H. W. Bush and his recent passing — are we sympathetic?  Or… not?  It’s a... very brief discussion. Doc Stone leads off a list of celebrities who have passed in 2018, specifically noting the passing of Katherine "Scottie" MacGregor, an American actress and comedian, best known for her role as Harriet Oleson in Little House on the Prairie, one of Wes’ favorite TV programs. On the other hand, Brenda says she couldn’t STAND “Little House.” ThatPeterG has a story about Emile Ratelband, a Dutchman who has gone to court to change his Birthdate.  Jay the Hauntcub has opinions about this and so does Doc Stone.  The Shit-Listers discuss what age they would like to be, if they could legally change their ages. Brenda talks about her comfort level in terms of toilet paper buying habits.  This leads to some talk about hoarding. Doc Stone says the Oxford Dictionary Word of the Year is… “TOXIC.”  Other words on the short list are presented, including “GASLIGHTING”!  Also, involuntary celibate.   Somehow this blends into a discussion of eco-terrorism. HOLY Tech-Lash! Jay explains how Tumblr is eliminating excessive porn.  Gay men are convulsing. What’s going on Tumblr??  LOTSL tries to figure it all out in an extended conversation about the internet and porn. Uhhh… we keep going deep… And lastly: Tarantula handling info from Toppie. Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com LOTSL is a proud member of Pride48 and Univoz

Our brand new LOTSL show begins with kitty-cat talk!  We do love our fur-balls.  Then, Doc Stone’s greying beard and Brenda Boo's white streak in her hair. Hair grows. Bee-Hive? Doc Stone mentions the latest David Sedaris book. Jay the Hauntcub and his hubby Ron make a brief phone appearance! The little shoe begins with a beverage check, and everybody checks in! Meanwhile, it is revealed that Jay has moved!  He describes the experience. Moving blows. Also from Haunty — a spider update! Brenda talks about an embarrassing experience at the self-check-out isle at a store, where she ran into someone who felt free to comment on her selections!  Everybody chimes in!  Also: our general opinions of the concept of self-check out.  ThatPeterG reminds us that something new has already replaced self check-out! A Lamont Cranston listener update!  He’s up to LOTSL episode 45… Peter brings up several of the topics discussed on that episode from five years ago, including OUR TWITTER TWEETS THEN AND NOW. Doc Stone explains his recent dislike of Twitter and why he doesn’t feel as connected with Twitter these days.  Why social media is becoming the sewer of humanity! The LOTSL gang talks about the involvement they recall their parents having in their school activities.  Then we go back to Twitter, and Doc Stone wonders what he is getting out of it.  Jay tells how he uses Twitter.  Brenda says Twitter people don’t edit themselves very well.  Peter can’t stand Facebook.  Wes likes Instagram.  Brenda introduces a story about the theft of a large amount of butter!  Peter exclaims confidently that butter doesn’t make good lube… Wes has a stress inventory test.  A list of 43 items that cause stress.  The LOTSL gang guesses what’s tops the list.  The strange things we stress out about! When did the “Magic 8-Ball” come into vogue? And finally, thrill to a tale of the Great Butter Bandit! Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com Call us at 949-41-LOTSL

Pre-Show chatter: As we begin, Brenda Boo reads an email to her “Not Quite A Cat Lady,” podcast from Tim of the “Tastes Like Burning,” podcast.  Also a note from Moose P about mayonnaise.  Also, a brief talk about Bette Davis versus Joan Crawford.  Jay the Hauntcub wants to know why Toppie can’t pronounce the name “Dameus” (a character on Paul Chandler’s “Shy Life Podcast.”) correctly.  Then, more names that are spelled strangely... Today’s LOTSL launches with a communication from long time listener Princess Honah who responds to some recent topics heard on LOTSL. ThatPeterG talks about a recent Southwest Airlines flight out of Texas that had to land abruptly after a Texas man was accused of playing “footsie” with a woman who was an unwilling participant sitting next to him.The gang talks about what they think they would do if such a thing happened to them.  Doc Stone relates a similar story of an unwanted kisser. Once, when Brenda was at a “kegger”…  Plus! A flight attendant was fired after having sex with a passenger in the Delta airline bathroom. Things we can’t believe are “still a thing”. Doc Stone begins with a story about a man with a sticker on his hat.  The conversation moves on to other more disturbing clothing choices.  Also, “Mom Jeans.”  Women who wear black tights or leggings with oversized shirts. Not to mention Yoga pants. Toppie confesses to a night he wore his shoddy sweat pants and slippers out in public, when he went to the local store.  Socks with sandals, flannel pajama bottoms and other emotional support clothes. LOTSL guesses what food product Peter says is slowly fading from popularity — and it turns out to be… American Cheese!  Thrill to the ingredients of American Cheese!  BLEAH!!  How paper towels are replacing paper napkins at the dinner table. Facial tissue versus toilet tissue! Much to Hallmark’s dismay, another thing that is falling from favor today is the practice of sending snail-mail greetings cards. What happened to saying “thank you”? Toppie describes A new app called “StickK” that promises to make you a better person -- but you have to put your money up front!  How many ways are we allowing our privacy to slip away? Jay the Hauntcub talks about going out to the theater to see the latest version of “Halloween.”  Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com Call us at 949-41-LOTSL

A long epsiode means lots of topics such as Peter tweeting less and less, good ole politics, Patreon, and a quiz you can play along with. Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com Call us at 949-41-LOTSL

Talk begins about the 1980’s TV show after Brenda Boo visits the outdoor locations where beloved TV show “Northern Exposure” filmed their outdoor scenes. Toppie has a SIGNATURE RANT about family plans for Thanksgiving. Doc Stone introduces the concept of finding your next career move based on your own name — it’s called Nominative Determinism!  Doc Stone explains! We go way in deep! Brenda relates an article about offices bringing in treats for everyone to eat.  Some companies are resisting this old familiar trend. Office food!  Who can say who is going to bring in what?  Job incentives!  Get your free FitBit!  Who is control of your health? To hell with hiring smokers!  What would happen if smoking was declared illegal?  Living longer, despite the quality…. Jay the Hauntcub tells LOTSL all about his new pet tarantula! And finally, Brenda was squelching her bad feelings when she went on Amazon and purchased an adult coloring book called the “People of Wal-Mart.” But when she got the package from Amazon, there was NOTHING in the package! LOTSL can’t help but go back and talk more about spiders! Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com LOTSL is a proud member of Pride48 and Univoz

The LOTSL gang welcomes special guest, George from Atlanta!  Welcomes, hellos and more…. Find George's newest incarnation of his podcast, "George In Atlanta," HERE! LOTSL catches up on what’s happening in George’s life! LOTSL discovers that BOTH George and our own Doc Stone are partially blind in one eye!  Wha—????  Many details follow, and LOTSL learns what it is like living with partial blindness. PLUS! As seen on TV night time glasses! Woman grabs what she thinks is a candle in the middle of a black-out, but instead, it is a stick of DYNAMITE!!!!  The LOTSL gang dives deep and explores how one might possess a stick of dynomite. What IS dynamite, anyway????  George brings up the Emmy Awards from the other night and we discuss. Auto-asphyxiation and suddenly, the LOTSL gang questions how actor Bob Crane died. Then we resume with more Emmy talk. Then, even more TV talk!   Then, we revisit auto asphyxiation.  Then we return to the Emmys. LOTSL asks, how have the Emmys changed since the advent of reality TV? EGOT award winners are listed. NEXT: The story that LOTSL just COULD’NT IGNORE!!  A dead beaver is sexually assaulted. And there you have it.  Suddenly, LOTSL is talking cooking. Tiny single servings of deserts — but what’s the difference between an entremet and a petit four??  LOTSL explains! George asks: Are scones the same things as biscuits? They discuss.  Crumpets versus English Muffins! Favorite toasted breads for breakfast. How do you take your bagel? Jay asks what podcasts are you listening to that might be considered unusual for you?  LOTSL discusses.  We end, but we kept talking about movies and stuff, so it got left in the edit, ‘cuz it was kind of interesting... Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com LOTSL is a proud member of Pride48 and Univoz

Today on LOTSL: the crew begins by tackling the AMSR Community. Followed by: Ladies who hide things in their bra. Jay the Hauntcub’s late night mysterious tweet explained. Balls for your walker! Things ThatPeterG and others on LOTSL want to bury with their spouses.   Doc Stone has to describe himself to his new co-workers. Smoke from wildfires and other sources of pollution. Also: The LOTSL gang guesses what things are most found beached on our coastline. Plus: Nasty, pathetic smokers kill sea turtles and ruin everything else! Especially in Greece. Not to mention... the anti butt coalition. Stories about blind rage: we talk about experiencing moments of blind rage.  What is anger? Bizarre murders. Wes was annoyed by someone’s noise pollution at the grocery store and the LOTSL gang returns to rage. More complaining and outrage follows. And finally: Comedian/actor Eddie Murphy has produced enough sperm to create 10 million babies with 5 different ladies.  So say they all. 

We got some good stories for you!!  This guy has problem with folks having sex with his hedge!  Also, the pooping New Jersey Superintendent! Denver Wriggleman and Big Foot erotica: the mating habits of Big Foot. In this episodes installment of “We Rate Your Desk” the LOTSL Gang scrutinizes Jimmy Bear’s desk! ThatPeterG questions recent memes making fun of Putin and Trump as “gay” for each other and asks “are they offensive”? Rebooting TV Shows:  We’ve had “Rosanne”, “Will & Grace,” and there are plans to reboot “Murphy Brown” and “Frasier” but, Is it a good thing? What TV show would you like to be rebooted? Also: modern takes on old TV game shows. Vitamin B-12, anyone? Click Bait stories. Children killed by their parents… say wha — ?? Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com LOTSL is a proud member of Pride48 and Univoz