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This time on LOTSL: Toppie blows spit bubbles; Brenda Boo recounts a dialogue she had with a new internet friend; Jay the Hauntcub describes some of his own weird internet dialogues; ThatPeterg's interactions with a "gunt" amuse us all, except maybe not Brenda so much...  PLUS!! How do we cut our hairs & how much do we pay? Brenda tells a creepy story about rats on her deck! Peter has a list of items we keep in the fridge for far too long! Phones of yesteryear and our weird phone and texting habits. PLEASE TO MAKE NOTE: LOTSL will be streaming LIVE on Pride48 Saturday, June 24 at 11:00 AM EDT as part of thePride48 Live Streaming Weekend 2017! Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com

Brenda Boo begins with a story about her recent visit to a vast used book store where she received less than desirable service. This spins-off into a discussion about all the new ways to view printed media, and Jay the Hauntcub admits he has totally switched to digital media! Our own Doc Stone agrees that's the way to go! Meanwhile, Toppie is left back in the stone age, as usual. The Shit Listers go on to discuss businesses and blanket responses to those of various religious beliefs. Moving on, Our own Doc Stone sez: "There's got to be more to life!" So, the LOTSL gang ponders all of the big life questions and we ask ourselves: How we cope when our lives seem to get into a rut? Brenda Boo blabs on: Trailblazing! Coffee talk! Keeping journals! Toppie describes his weekend in Brooklyn with his sweet Mammo as they went to see Barbra Streisand in concert at the Barclay Center. Eventually, a delayed ThatPeterG joins us at the very end complaining of new cable and internet woes, and then asks everybody what words come to mind when we think of President Trump. And finally, a phone call from Scotty the Little Aussie Battler who has advice on a past discussion about debt and paid in full claims.  Thank you, Scotty! Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com

It all starts out innocently enough with some fun misheard lyrics!  But then the LOTSL crew gets on about wide tongues and the next thing you know, ThatPeterG is measuring the widthy of his own tongue, live on tape.  Then, a blogger-Mom who angers pet owners after announcing she is insulted by people who call their animals fur-baby or fur-kids.  Next:  Be on your way shaved pussy, 'cuz some nut-bag in Virginia is shaving the fur off unsuspecting cats! Toppie sez: Keep your cat indoors! Long time listener Mean Keen has an issue with LOTSL regarding a recent episode that included comments about Carol Burnet and Golden Girls -- which leads the Shit-Listers to do some soul searching.  Is LOTSL made up of a bunch of lame meanies? We happily move along as Jay the Hauntcub describes his recent trip to New York City, and a visit to the 9/11 memorial. And finally, Toppie moans about his own impending trip to NY City, which isn't starting out so great. Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com

The LOTSL gang returns to discuss Corn Nuts and Hominy! Plus!  A Peter reflection! Then, a move update from Doc Stone! A Walmart greeter encounters a wild turkey and gets his ass fired! Nordstrom is selling leather wrapped rocks and other rediculous items for sale. Toppie presents some laws of being human. And finally, Brenda describes her experiences with the latest internet fad called "Face App". Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com

This time our special guest is DJ Starsage from the Far Away Nearby Podcast! DJ Starsage explains his successful weight loss plan and ideas about eating healthier. Jay has shaved off his beard! Doc Stone honors a friend who has passed. Toppie fears upcoming appointment with his doctor. Brenda and Peter talk about their two days together that included lots of cooking, locked car doors, and shopping with the Fey Driver! We find out what convenience items Brenda does not have in her life. Brenda reveals the final, shocking fate of her guinea pigs!! Peter describes the best cooking pot, ever! Ragu versus ragout! Brenda has some wine. DJ describes a Florida based burlesque act. Brenda still hates literature and musicals!! The subject of audio books comes up. Finally, the LOTSL gang talks about the complications that can stem from writing checks! Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com

Welcome once again to our special guest, Paul Chandler, the Shy Yeti from "the Shy Life Podcast!" Our first issue to collectively tackle is: OUR LEGAL SYSTEM RUN AMOK!! The LOTSL gang reacts to a Woman in the UK who bangs her knee against the leg of a table and sues a hotel because she was never given any warning there was a table leg under the table. Paul explains the peculiarities of accommodations in parts of old London. We also discuss at length, the Mexico City's subway installation of a penis seat stated to have been created to teach men about sexual harassment. Then, a discussion of the slang of the day, which perhaps we don't care for. For example: "conversate". This extends into a general discussion of the standards of language. The LOTSL gang then delves into the controversy behind the number of spaces that should follow a period. Naturally then, we get into the history of typewriter basics and word processors versus typewriters, white out and rubber cement! Paul complans about KFC and potatoes! Brenda gives us a lady lesson about our old fashioned idea of women and the malady known as hysteria and the many wild ideas about the cure. Brenda relates this to how many women experience sex for the first time and achieve a climax. Finally, we name it: The Clitoris. The clitoris explained... sort of. Who among us is a Gold Star gay man? Peter admits the boobs felt nice -- do gay men usually like the boob? Side boob & Wonder Woman. Brenda explains enjoying the penis and hating the balls, as well as bubble butts. Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com

Brenda's big announcement! A discussion of a dude who created a dating resume for himself leads the shit-listers to discuss socialization. How do we promote ourselves? Doc Stone's one-time business cards explained!  Do any of us have a LIFE-STYLE? Then we move onto SNAKES! Pythons that provide massages to humans! How much do you tip a python? Jay the Hauntcub, may have an answer! You may not want to know what "pinkies" are...  This talk about snakes inspires Peter to comment about the excellence of a new documentary series called "Planet Earth and the Islands of the World."  We then pick up a reaccuring topic concerning our self-care and our peersonal physical fitness levels.  Are folks who work-out obsessively narcassists? We ponder what pysical fitness meant in the past and how it compares to today. Wes explains his $700.00 "oopsie" and explains his research into why our banks don't want your coins! Toppie also has an unhappy banking story.  More talk about banks and outrageous maintenance fees. We discuss day light saving time. Also: we like our diet beverages... BUT: Brenda describes her research into the problems with artificial sweeteners in diet beverages.  Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com

Today's topics include: Snow shoveling Rights! If you've shoveled a space for your car in front of your house, is it YOUR space? This leads into a discussion of true crime podcasts such as "Sword and Scale". We also discuss the wildly popular "Missing Richard Simmons" podcast. Then: Brenda says she's a slob while she endures her current work place work-load and she asks, "How do you spend or conserve your energy?" Also, Brenda is musical! Next, Toppie has a LOTSL SIGNATURE RANT about his recent snowmagedon event that involved, among other things, trading paint with another car. Also, a discussion of how everybody copes with anxiety brought about from breaking with routine. We then finish up by asking the questions, "Does it bother you to go to movies by yourself, or eat at a restaurant alone" and "What's your reaction to demonstrative couples who are newly in love?" Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com

Today's topics include: Snow shoveling Rights! If you've shoveled a space for your car in front of your house, is it YOUR space? This leads into a discussion of true crime podcasts such as "Sword and Scale". We also discuss the wildly popular "Missing Richard Simmons" podcast. Then: Brenda says she's a slob while she endures her current work place work-load and she asks, "How do you spend or conserve your energy?" Also, Brenda is musical! Next, Toppie has a LOTSL SIGNATURE RANT about his recent snowmagedon event that involved, among other things, trading paint with another car. Also, a discussion of how everybody copes with anxiety brought about from breaking with routine. We then finish up by asking the questions, "Does it bother you to go to movies by yourself, or eat at a restaurant alone" and "What's your reaction to demonstrative couples who are newly in love?" Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com

Our special guest is Cathy Marshall! First up we have a listener call-in, then more feedback and comments about past topics. We then discuss DRONES IN THE NEWS! Would YOU like to own a drone? What would you do with it? Moving on, we talk of sex crazed men in astonishing acts of vulgarity! We speak of hilarious residential addresses! Then conversation shifts to instances of hyper awareness: such as becoming hyper aware of one's self-act of driving an automobile!  SCREEEECH!! LOOK OUT!! And finally, we conclude with some civility as we describe our favored and most treasured writing implements.  Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com

Our special guest is Cathy Marshall! First up we have a listener call-in, then more feedback and comments about past topics. We then discuss DRONES IN THE NEWS! Would YOU like to own a drone? What would you do with it? Moving on, we talk of sex crazed men in astonishing acts of vulgarity! We speak of hilarious residential addresses! Then conversation shifts to instances of hyper awareness: such as becoming hyper aware of one's self-act of driving an automobile!  SCREEEECH!! LOOK OUT!! And finally, we conclude with some civility as we describe our favored and most treasured writing implements.  Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com

Topics include: How long do you shower and what does it mean (mental health wise)? A discussion of sleep weirdness: sensory deprivation tanks, taking naps, dreaming, sleep paralysis, lucid dreaming, night terrors, and more. We discuss professional ass-hole Milo Yiannopoulos, and why negative stories have legs and positive stories don't. The Bullshit Starbucks islamic donut scandal; the concept of self-care and finally, putting a positive step forward. Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com

Topics include: How long do you shower and what does it mean (mental health wise)? A discussion of sleep weirdness: sensory deprivation tanks, taking naps, dreaming, sleep paralysis, lucid dreaming, night terrors, and more. We discuss professional ass-hole Milo Yiannopoulos, and why negative stories have legs and positive stories don't. The Bullshit Starbucks islamic donut scandal; the concept of self-care and finally, putting a positive step forward. Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875) Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com

We didn't have much to talk about but Twitter pulled through for us!  Toppie wins the worst vacation horror stories contest, complete dislosure of political candidates, and Wes has more real estate adventures. Call us at 949-41-LOTSL Write us Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com

We didn't have much to talk about but Twitter pulled through for us!  Toppie wins the worst vacation horror stories contest, complete dislosure of political candidates, and Wes has more real estate adventures. Call us at 949-41-LOTSL Write us Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com