Bad Movie Podcast

Warning! Space Vampire shitfest ahead. You have been warned. But hey, on the bright side... BOOBS!

1994's Oblivion. This is Cowboys and Aliens, but with George Takei and Musetta Vander instead of James Bond and Indianna Jones. End result is the same though. Cowboys and Bullshit.

Debbie Gibson, pregnant with my 2-headed love child, fights Tiffany for mall supremacy. Also, A MONKEY is arriving IN ONE HOUR!! Did that make any sense? You just can't explain that.

We're due for a western... with ROBOTS. But not West World, that's too good for us. Let's try a Fist Full of Dollars remake with zero budget and Rutger Hauer instead. OMEGA DOOM!

Dr Who 1996. We go back in time with special guest @tallhatmedia Chris, to try to stop this Eric Roberts atrocity. By the power of William Sasso, the universe is saved. Also, there is not a single Dalek in the whole damn movie. What kind of Dr Who is that? This is a 1 hour and 1 minute LOLgasm. Make sure you're wearing clean underwear, just in case someone has to call an ambulance for you. Also, hope Eric Roberts isn't driving it.

John Carpenter's first film. This is where Aliens, The Thing, Halloween, and all that other 80's sci fi came from. We're exploring the roots here, folks. The BAD roots.

Transformers 2 is an offensive piece of shit. We roll in it like a stinky dog. Join us in not going to see the 3rd one.

Jim "The Dragon" Kelly kicks mobster ass to defend his Karate School. He does it in the dark, he does it in a car wash, he does it on the beach. He just does it full time.

He's not a samurai, despite what they all call him. Probably not a real cop either. This is 4 stars of absurdity though... in Samurai Cop!  They should have called this one "Martial Law" or "Copping a Feel".

David Carradine and Bad Movie Podcast Alumni Ted Pryor (Mike Danton! Dun-dun-dunnn!) police the future with a time machine and a cybernetic power glove. Yeah, they did that.

Kung fu vs 5 elemental clans of ninjas. This movie is pretty much a video game. 5 stages, end boss battle. Upgraded weapons along the way. Good fun, and you have to watch it some day. We rated it 3 Stella Stars + 1 indeterminate dangly bit of entrails/scrotum. We're still not sure what that thing was, but it really hurt when he stepped on it.

Robo Geisha - the first movie we ever walked out of. Flying Guillotine comes to our rescue! Yay! ChicksWithBuscemiEyes.com  

Mechani-kong. When nothing but a giant robot monkey will do, demand the best. Demand Dr. Who's mechanical monkeys. We're sure glad we did, and it shows.

In space, no-one can hear you...zzzzzzzzzzz *urk* gah, uh... Arena! The best space boxing movie ever made! We laughed, we cheered, we tried to stay awake! Horn! Horn am champion! If you want to hear a podcast that LOVED this movie - www.bmfcast.com

[EXPLICIT] Solar powered post-apocalyptic mutant cannibal biker gangs. Yes, I said that. It's I Am Legend + Mad Max + Spaghetti Western = Urban Warriors. We really need to learn the lesson, that spaghetti Mad Max movies are always a carpet bombing of pain. We hated on this movie so much it took hour to get it done properly. WARNING: This episode is [EXPLICIT]. We drop F-bombs like a B-52.