Bad Movie Podcast

Green Slime is clearly the inspiration for Armageddon. The first half of the movie at least. I really wish Bruce Willis had fought rubber tentacle monsters though - would have made a better film of Armageddon for sure.

We sit down with Mike White, author of Impossibly Funky and Cashiers du Cinemart. Then, Jim and Josh discuss the cinematic masterpiece that is Drive Angry 3D. It really was quite good.

Robocop, Terminator, Judge Dredd and a bucket of absurdity. This movie challenges Star Crash for the upper limits of our rating scale. We could hardly get it all into an hour show. This is really top of the bottom of the barrel here. We

They wanted to hunt a human being. They picked the wrong suburbanite. Take off your shirt, take off your shoes, you're all gonna die. (And a man is beaten to death with his own severed arm... REALLY.)

Craposaur! Kentucky Fried Raptor! Butt Cluckers! What happens when Dianne Ladd reverse engineers chickens into dinosaurs, and THEN turns them into a virus that gets you pregnant with dinosaur eggs? NOTHING GOOD, that's what! Thanks to Eric @lugosi6 for screwing us by picking this movie as his prize for winning the Arnold contest.

Flesh Gordon, the 1974 burlesque sci-farce about Penisaruses, atomic power pasties, claymation monsters, and a whole lot of wiener and boob jokes. Not particularly good, but our show turned out great. We had our Bulgarian brother Ogi aboard as we set sail for Planet Porno.

Not THAT movie. This Jack Frost is about a serial killer, some secret military goop, and killing people with the power of terrible puns. Our boy turns into a snowman, conveniently in the snowman capital of the world, and commences to slash and wisecrack. Less than the sum of it's parts, unfortunately. PS - We KNOW where the carrot was in the bathtub scene.

A cyborg, a pirate, a ninja and a scientist walk into a bar in Mexico... that's not a joke, that's the plot of this movie. There are also CAVEMEN and some time travel. We were devastated at the complete lack of dinosaurs. Well, you can't have it all, I guess.

Cannibal Women are endangering the national avocado reserves. The military sends in Bill Maher and Shannon Tweed to defeat the evil feministas.

Gremloids: Paula Poundstone, Chris Elliott in a Star Wars spoof that we can only call "Udderly Ridiculous." 3 Stella Stars.

This is the most crazy, black magic, alligator stuffing, chicken testicle chewing, mushroom rubbing, bat impaling, kung fu fighting, apeshit insane movie I have ever seen. CONTEST: Send your best AHNULD impressions to us. Winner will win... something. 919-901-1010. GET TO DA CHOPPAH! DO EEET NOW-AH!

TRON! I love this movie. Automan! I'm embarrassed to have watched this as a kid. We do justice to both on our Tronfest Special Episode!

Demonic Zombie Turkey on a $3,500 budget. We scored it 4.5 out of 5. So deeply absurd, it'll be a yearly tradition I think. Gobble Gobble, indeed.

The Fat Boys are back! BRRRRRmmm-buha-HA-HA BU BU BU-ha-ha-hur-huh! (that's what they said, anyway.)

There's some rule about sequels... putting "In Space" in the title guarantees that we're all over it. Not that it's really better, but the perceived stink is much higher. Leprechaun really got our expectations up. Didn't really deliver though.