Bad Movie Podcast

Spaghetti Star Wars. This is pretty much as bad as it can get, I think. Italy made a space movie, and it stinks to the 9th dimension. If you want to see the FULL MOVIE, it's right here: LINK OF DOOM  

We let Radu drool all over this one. An ancient ugly is loose in Transylvania... and he's... JUICY.

We recorded this in a bar. Really. Ghost Rider 2 was everything we wanted it to be. We loved it deeply. Don't believe the haters. Nic brought the CAGE RAGE in full force. 5 hellified Stella Stars!

Chow Yun Fat uses a battle fetus and rocket launcher to kill the Crypt Keeper in this WTF Asia masterpiece. It has a BABY JUICER in it. I can't make this shit up.  

A Sword with three blades, a girl with two boobs, and a king with one sorcerer. We should have watched cartoons instead.

Metalstorm - The Boredom of Jared-Zzzzzz... This is the 3D sister film to Episode 8 - Space Hunter.  It's a space western of shitastical proportions.  Just plain bad, but we had fun.

Trippy weird psychedelia movie that we sorta like - Altered States. You could say we had a good trip. Nice visuals. Here's a little info that we talk about during the show...

3ft tall phillipino midget James Bond movie. Thank or blame Lugosi, it was his DVD. Also our 2nd year anniversary gala shitfest. Watch this bullshit.  It sums it right up...

An all-star cast is wiped out in the first 5 minutes, leaving two kids to run from Evil Santa. Curling saves the world. Don't think too hard, it'll hurt more. Here's the only part of this movie you need to see:  

WTF Bill Paxton? No, really... WTF?  The Dark Backward is like falling down stairs in slow motion for an hour, into a pile of shit. Danke Shoen.  

This is the most important episode of this podcast. Period. I talk to Chuck Schodowski, without whom this show wouldn't exist. Chuck and John Rinaldi are the cohosts of the Big Chuck & Lil John show, on TV8 in Cleveland from 1979-2007. I'll be in Ohio at the Ghoulardifest in Parma Oct 15th to hang out with Chuck, John, and Hoolihan. See you there!

David Carradine and a playmate re-enact Lord of the Rings on motorcycles. Not really. It's worse than that.

Karate Dog. Watching this movie with your kids is pretty much child abuse in 43 states. This will not end well.

THE POWER! THE POWER! THE SUCKAGE! The zombies! The pirates! The bikini cave women FROM SPACE!!

A story of robots in love. Reproduction. Running out of batteries. Be SURE to listen to the 2nd half. We did an after-show where I left the mics on during our usual post-mortem bullshit session. Also... www.fleshascot.com was born. Find out how!