Review Party Dot Com show

Review Party Dot Com

Summary: Each week, Brent and Matt find absurd user reviews from across the internet, on everything from products to services, hotels to restaurants, and found everywhere from Amazon to Google to Yelp. Then, with brains set for comedy, the pair explore the wacky worlds of the reviewers, explaining the inexplicable and finding the insane in the mundane task of writing a review. These two plus you makes it a party; will you join? New episodes coming your way every TuesdayReviewsday!

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  • Artist: Brent Nemetz and Matt Hellyer
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 RPDC 103: Hot Dog Propaganda | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3194

There's not a lot of dead rats in them, I swear. Today's topics include sizzling demon skin, fancy pens, going off, humping the Hollywood sign, Florida Man, smaller bubbles and smoother taste, Dustin Hoffman, and flatulent relationships.  Want more party? Check out !

 RPDC 102: I Want a Journey | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3244

So tell me what you want, what you really, really want. Today's topics include medium-well, Florida, tomfoolery, iguanas, cacti, hungry hens, sprinkles, "important" stuff, customer service, board games, cherries on cakes, and Kendrick. Want more party? Check it out at !

 RPDC 101: The Girl with the Multicolored Hair | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3369

What's hidden in the ice comes forth in the thaw; the fries come to life and dance into the handheld cardboard container, and then she brings them to you. With a scowl that will melt your heart just like the fryer melts those shoe-stringed potatoes. Add salt, and you got yourself a recipe for unrequited romance. And comedy, I promise. Today's topics include righteous boxing matches, lording content, The Boston Bluray Party, Iron Man if he was a chimney sweep, shoobies, "godly" pre-workout, goats, bananas you don't remember, and various bombs. Want more party? Check out !

 RPDC 100: The "I am Spartacus" Flash Mob | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3388

Here we are, everyone. One hundred weeks of the most dastardly reviews online, assembled before your very ears in the hopes that some sort of comedy is formulated. I could say a lot, but I'll just say this; when you're jamming out to the latest jock jam in sync with 100 of your closest acquaintances that "randomly" appeared outside the JC Penny at the same time as you, remember: it was made possible by a bunch of boomers didn't want their homie to get stabbed by the Romans. Today's topics include N64 footstep sounds, the Teething Ring of Power, invisible wall pranks, power, 101 Dalmatians, some idiots with a podcast, Manny, sweet jet skis, violence, and desecrated chocolate. Want more party? Check it out !

 RPDC 99: Dogs, then Women and Children | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3295

In France, its dogs first, and we here at Review Party Dot Com consider ourselves to be inline with that French dog-first sort of thinking, so in honor of that, we motion for sinking ships to put the dogs before the women and children. Us men will still go down with the ship and the band, as long as those precious pooches get their tails on the lifeboats. Today topics include Captain Underpants, Pure Michigan, woodchips, taking medicine, mother-in-laws, rival slumber parties, mangled masses of bones, bunk beds, and oversized bandages.  Want more party? Check out !

 RPDC 98: The Intimate Secrets of Don Pepino | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2990

Pasta Saucery Manager by day, but at night, oh, you don’t WANNA know what ol’ Donnie is up to! The horror! The suspense! The adulatory! The tomatoes! Today’s topics include child laughter, a lot of pizzas, conquering the moment, dog watching, Jeff Probst holding several peoples hands as they drown, The Wow Earner Redux, bro code, hoops, the homies just putting up ridiculous numbers, diets, and  family friendly excursions. Want more party? Check out !

 RPDC 97: One Bad Kielbasa | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3598

The sausage isn't the only things that's spicy! Put another brat on the barbie! Today's topics include hot dogs, bacon if I'm not mistaken, orbeez, incorporated France, Groovy Grape, garlic flavored poison, the pros and cons of black powder acquisition, tiny trebuchets, and a bro named Donny. Want more party? Check out !

 RPDC 96: Pandora's Box of Pineapple Feelings | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3004

A pineapple a day keeps the Sunday scaries at bay! Today's topics include a face in the chili, walking on tables and eating off the floor, green apples, vigilantism, eating pork rinds and wisecracking, a quick click-around, Noam Chomski, bottled watered, I Am Unga Bunga, and second rate Nemo. Want more party? Check out !

 RPDC 95: Daft Punk at the DMV | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2975

One more time, we're at the DMV. Oh yeah, alright, don't stop doing paperwork. You know I'm just feeling, lots of paperwork, tonight, don't register too late, mmm, no, we're gunna do paperwork. The DMV's got me feeling the need. Today's topics include kids with fruit for heads, old commercials, animatronics with human flesh, drinking champagne on an airplane, super Christian censor boxes, the long biker of the apocalypse, The Batman, the Ohio version of Seinfeld, and True Reviewer Power. Want more party? Check out!

 RPDC 94: What's the Shutter Speed on this Trench Coat? | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2917

It's a flash joke. Get it? Today's topics include plastic coconuts, bomb pops, a little stretch in the net, Toadsworth, demented activity, bird watchers, cornflakes in a glass of water, Gobbaloons, and bad cotton candy. Want more party? Check out!

 RPDC 93: Did I Just Take a Bite of a Nightmare? | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3098

Like that scene from Ratatouille except instead of remembering a beautiful moment from your childhood after taking a bite, you just fall into Heffalump Hell with Winnie the Pooh, except instead of Winnie the Pooh its Freddy Krueger. So now you have yourself Heffalumps AND a guy in a tacky sweater messing with you. Not worth that bite of cotton candy at all, huh? Today's topics include subliminal satanic messaging, the most dangerous game, strong boys, Gomu Gomu techniques, eating the sun, rhythmic torture, and your little white chicken flesh belly. Want more party? Check out!

 RPDC 92: Naked, Full On, Over and Over | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3190

How many comedy podcasters do you think record naked? I bet way less than other genres, because of the jiggle factor. Comedians don't like to feel their own jiggle when they're in the zone, of course. Today's topics include bat butts and bat nipples, feeding the monkey, dangling, double F's, the Haagen-Dazs Apocalypse, Dom DeLouise, warm jello, and a bunch of milkshake. Want more party? Check it out at!

 RPDC 91: The Firm Butt Imprints of my Ancestors | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3296

You're never really alone, just check the seats next to you for cheek prints. More often than not, you'll find that the spirit of one of your progenitors was resting their rump right next to you, perhaps guiding you, perhaps enjoying a bit of your company, perhaps just resting their sweaty dumper for a moment on their journey through space and time. Today's topics include seeing a Neanderthal in the mirror, Bender the robot, bait and switches, Diddy Kong, hot weenies, first-hand freakitude, Beast Wars, Sugar Free Gummi Bears AGAIN, and poor oyster dudes. Want more party? Check it out at!

 RPDC 90: The Goose is Loose | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3157

There is a waterfowl on the water prowl. Don't meander with your gander or you could get an Anser you don't like. These are puns, people. Today's topics include Mandy Moore encased in amber, mist monsters, Saving Private Ryan, facts, gains, fish sticks, the very nature of intelligence, pervert licenses, sugar free gummie bears, and scratchy blankets. Want more party? Check it out at!

 RPDC 89: Eggplant? Go F*ck Yourself | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3217

There is like one dish that eggplant is the star of, and it’s eggplant parmesan. That is just like, diet lasagna. Lasagna lite. Nah dawg, nah, I ain’t having NONE OF IT. Today's topics include cymbal banging monkey laughter, tasty cartoon apples, the Mario 64 loading screen, name brand zip lock bags, bamboo, grapefruit juice, birthday cake protein, powerful beef jerky crushing jaws, bamboo again, and marble runs. Want more party? Check it out at!


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