Unspoiled! A Song Of Ice And Fire

It's our first special episode! In celebration of hitting 100 chapters of "regular" unspoiled, we present a bonus MEGA EPSIODE about three short stories by George RR Martin set in Westeros 100 years prior to the Song of Ice and Fire. Warning, there are SPOILERS like crazy if you haven't read these stories, so be ready!

Tyrion's back, so you know things are going to get tricky! Joffery get's a crossbow, Circe gets stomach trouble, and Pycelle get's a trim. Very busy day in kings landing!

Hey Theon, when will you learn? It's a calvacade of awkwardness today, as the would be scion of house Greyjoy gets massively humiliated by yet another of his relatives. We talk emotions, we talk cock touching, we discuss the possibility of old ladies beating Theon with rolling pins. It's basically a festival of mirth at this guys expense-- so completely in line with the chapter.Also, it's our 100th episode! Thanks for all who have come with us through all 100!

It's time to go beyond the wall, to meet up with Craster and his poor wife-daughters. It's anything goes in this weird dystopian fringe of society. Will Jon come to the rescue? Will a bear attack them for their teeth? Just how do you display a severed tongue? Get into it with us, in this epsiode of UNSPOILED!

Let's go see Renly! We meet lady knights, tournament fights, and discuss servants rights. This is some in depth analysis people! Meet Brienne for the first time, see what kind of army Renly has gathered, and find out exactly what Stannis is up to!

Bran's having a feast, then he meets some Crannog folk-- in two different ways! We discuss the chapter, and then play two new games! Let's get together, and really feel the spirit of the wolf, in this next episode of UNSPOILED!

Let's light it up! It's a big chapter this week. Tyrion visits the alchemists guild to learn about wildfire, takes some correspondence from one Robb Stark, and has a heart to heart with Cersei about the future of her kids. He also uncovers a traitor in his midst! All this, plus a long discussion on the perils of revealing too much about yourself, and the pitfalls of human memory. We dig deep into this one, on this episode of UNSPOILED!

It's Arya, and Gendry, and the whole crew of self sabotaging jerks. Will they be able to survive in the woods alone, after all the adults have abandoned them? What's more dangerous, hunger, or Gregor Clegane? What the hell is Lommy's problem? And, is it fun to shoot guns? We answer these questions and more, on this episode of UNSPOILED!

Who can Sansa trust? She's kept as a hostage, beaten, abused, and never allowed to leave. When a note shows up purporting to give her a way out, she's conflicted, but she decides to follow this lead. Turns out the results aren't exactly what anyone expected. More drunks, more Sandor Clegane, and a new "George RR Martin" Trivia game. Let's get Unspoiled!

Back into Kings landing to get some more time with Tyrion! This time he's setting loose some messages, to see who is loyal to who. Warning-- there's a bit of Washing mashine noise in the begining of the episode-- it eventually stops, but sorry for the lower audio quality!

Bran chapter! We learn about some of the colorful charecters in the north, as Bran sits in on a meeting with some supplicants, talks with the Freys, and get's a whole lot of Osha. We talk Bran, take a couple new listener questions, and introduce a new feature-- a quiz!

This is one of my favorite epsiodes we've ever done. Tyrion's running around King's Landing, commisioning huge chains, climbing into secret tunnels, you know, fun stuff! So let's all dig in and figure out what the hell is going on! What's Peter "Peanut Butter" Baelish up to? Why do they call sailboats sailboats? What would Natasha's Westero's job be? It's all in here! No lie! It's UNSPOILED!

We're back with Arya and her motley crew of Night's Watch ruffians. Despite Yoren's best efforts, they can't seem to find a safe way north, and holing up in an abandoned holdfast has unseen, deadly consequences. What do you do when the Lannisters come knocking? Not live, apparently. So, what should Yoren of done? Who's in charge of these troops? Did Biter escape? Let's take on the important questions! Listen in, and maybe find out!

Jon's gone up above the wall. There's no one there, but we get to meet the most dour member of the nights watch, and Brendan and Natasha develop a couple new new business ideas!

Dragons, disgraced knigts, dothraki, and Daenerys. It's all that, plus three magi come to find our newly reborn hero, as she follows a mysterious new star. It's all mythic symbolism in this Daenerys chapter. Well that and Jorah Mormont's sordid past. Listen up, it's a new UNSPOILED!