Unspoiled! A Song Of Ice And Fire

Arya's on the run, but not in her dreams! Get out of my dreams, and into my wolf-mouth, is a thing, that you probably never should say. It's Arya's first chapter in a Storm of Swords, and it starts her out with some very interesting developments!

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Catelyn has to pay the price for letting Jaime out of the prison. She has to spend time with her father! More familial troubles break out when her brother reveals he's ruined her entire crazy plan. Looks like no one get's out of this chapter with what they want!

The First real chapter of a Storm of Swords, and the first Jaime chapter. Who's more into the action scenes, and what's going on between the Kingslayer and the Beauty?

It's the beginning of a new book! We finally get to see what ol' boily Chet is up to, and find out that maybe everything isn't going swimmingly with the Nights watch. A mis-remembered summary of the story so far and a look at the book ahaead are two good reasons to check out this week's UNSPOILED!

It's the FI-NAL CHAPTER! Bran, Hodor, Osha, Meer, Jojen, and Rickon climb out of the crypts where they were hiding all along! They set out on a new adventure, that we will cover in our upcoming coverage of A STORM OF SWORDS!

Jon almost meets his end at the hand of the wildlings, but is instead given a very dangerous new begining. We're almost to the end of the second book, and we wrap up Jon's story with heavy speculation.

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He's alive! Mostly! Except for the nose! Tyrion is getting pretty rough treatment this chapter, besides having been been stabbed in the face, he also get's a podcast that mostly ignores him to pose complicated hypothetical scenarios.

It's the greatest showdown in history. The Bastard of the Dreadfort shows up to show Theon, the Garbage of the Greyjoys, how being an awful human being is really done. Never has the tearing of down of the irritating Ironborn been so bittersweet, as when two awful elephants fight, it is the innocents of Winterfell who suffer.

Back to the throne room with Sansa! We learn who did well (and who just didn't get killed) at the battle of Blackwater. We also learn Joffery's reaction to a "war wound" that surely shamed all the half dead veterans in his throne room. We also learn Dontos' plan to ensare someone somehow using a "magic" hairnet. There's also a pretty good bit where we offer stock advice in the major houses and try to decipher Littlefingers cocky attitude.

Harranhal under Roose Bolton isn't much better than Harranhal under Tywin Lannister it turns out, and in some ways it's much, much worse. Arya decides to go for a change in scenerey, even if that means some dicidely dirty tricks.

Warlocks are back in business, Daenerys has worn out her welcome in Qarth, and in the marketplace she gets a few things she wasn't looking for. We talk monster names, seaside smells, and phantom turtles. We also annouce our plans for the second season of HBO's game of thrones show!

Ok folks, only one big episode this week, chronicalling Sansa, Davos, and Tyrion as the big battle goes down in kings landing. Who lives! who dies? Who wins?!? We take on the whole battle at once in one mega episode!

Running through the woods, wolves on his heels, it's finally time for Theon to...wake up? Crap! Just a dream! When is this kid going to finally get disembowelled? Looks like we have at least one more chapter to go. Still, not all bad news, as secrets are revealed, and Asha makes an ultimatum.